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What didnt Santa get you???

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I really, really, really wanted a pink lap top and Santa forgot :cry: He bought me a silver pen instead :cry:
What did you get that you didnt want or what didnt you get that you did want?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
arh bless Blonde, I got hair extensions that cost however took them out after three weeks as I couldn't sleep with them in :shock:
I feel really bad after all that money His spent redface
I was hoping for a blonde :cry:
But I did get a Stylophone! cool
titties........... rolleyes
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arh bless Blonde, I got hair extensions that cost however took them out after three weeks as I couldn't sleep with them in :shock:
I feel really bad after all that money His spent redface

It was only Christmas 3 days ago!!!
Did Santa do an early delivery? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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arh bless Blonde, I got hair extensions that cost however took them out after three weeks as I couldn't sleep with them in :shock:
I feel really bad after all that money His spent redface

It was only Christmas 3 days ago!!!
Did Santa do an early delivery? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sounds like Santa needs some delay spray if he's going to empty his sack that early!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I luffs you! kiss
I wanted Vin Diesel........didnt get him tho :cry: :cry: :cry:
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I wanted Vin Diesel........didnt get him tho :cry: :cry: :cry:

I've finished with him now ............ I'll send him round :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
erm laminate flooring
an ironing tidy
a sink tidy in baby pink wtf?
oh and a huge phallic cat scratching pole
E x
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arh bless Blonde, I got hair extensions that cost however took them out after three weeks as I couldn't sleep with them in :shock:
I feel really bad after all that money His spent redface

It was only Christmas 3 days ago!!!
Did Santa do an early delivery? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

santa came a few times over Xmas hun
I dint get anything, beenbad over the yr sad, but he did cum for jane, she got 1 of them Wii fit things, they are brill lol. Dave
<<<<<<< thats what I got for christmas and two pairs of them. However, santa forgot the walking sticks/crutches that I need to be able to walk in the flaming things confused
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<<<<<<< thats what I got for christmas and two pairs of them. However, santa forgot the walking sticks/crutches that I need to be able to walk in the flaming things confused

sillyhwoar: love them hun. I'll help you to walk around :rascal:
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<<<<<<< thats what I got for christmas and two pairs of them. However, santa forgot the walking sticks/crutches that I need to be able to walk in the flaming things confused

Wtf you want to walk in them for :? NW go horizontal its a great look for you promise biggrin
And may I say - What a cracking present. Respect to NW bloke!
Oh and I got one of them whizzy MP4 player thingy-me-bobs to keep me occupied while Im stuck all alone in work this week confused
Better not tell you what I have put on it :twisted:
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Oh and I got one of them whizzy MP4 player thingy-me-bobs to keep me occupied while Im stuck all alone in work this week confused
Better not tell you what I have put on it :twisted:

I love Scalextrics biggrin
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Better not tell you what I have put on it :twisted:

Bet it's something naughty???? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
He didnt get me
straight sex
bi sex
oral sex
any sex
I prob wasnt a bad enough girl must try harder next year lol
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oh and a huge phallic cat scratching pole
E x
ya scratch ya cat off a pole lol
I would've loved an ipod... but they are pricey and I didn't actually ask for one! :doh:
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oh and a huge phallic cat scratching pole
E x
ya scratch ya cat off a pole lol
have to get some fun somehow ffs biggrin
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I dint get anything, beenbad over the yr sad, but he did cum for jane, she got 1 of them Wii fit things, they are brill lol. Dave

Feel stupid quoting this, should never let Dave have control of the PC wink
What he should say is that WE got a WII fit and a new lappy, but I'll let himself tell you why we have a new lappy at some point in the future rolleyes
Jane xx
Just remembered why I was posting redface
Santa didn't get me that nice pair of leather boots I'd seen at £130
but we cant have it all - can we??
The cats got scarves (not off me - some other pussy cat lover)
You know who you are wink
Jane xxxx
No books this year - not one. Weird.
Mind you - next year I need to ask for DVD/CD racks and at least 2 bookshelves so maybe it wasn't such a bad thing.
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a huge phallic cat scratching pole
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Do you have a huge phallic cat then? :grin:
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I would've loved an ipod... but they are pricey and I didn't actually ask for one! :doh:

Nola, we got our kids iPod nano's of ebay, so older generation ones and second hand but in perfect working condition.
Not bad for £25, I can let you know the seller's details if you want.
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a huge phallic cat scratching pole
E x

Do you have a huge phallic cat then? :grin:
She has two! :giggle:
Santa brought me everything I wished for and more! There are no complaints in my house! :mrgreen:
A murcielago or gallardo would have been nice but santa never left me that sad
I'm not complaining about my pressies ... didn't get them on Christmas Day but the sales and Morbius were very good to me, with a lovely designer dress, wrap, shoes and jewellery :twisted:
What more could a girl ask for ..... apart from a handbag ;) rolleyes
I asked Santa to get me a hovercraft :bounce:
But he got me a mixer instead confused
Hovercraft - Kenwood...... they don't even sound the same :undecided: