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Apparently something like this:
Permatanned women who wear plunging leopard-print dresses and men with too much aftershave and medallions round their necks.
This was in a book I read recently...... is this how people see swingers? Do you recognise yourself there confused:
I've not met anyone of that description yet....although I'll definitely be on the lookout in future biggrin
Goddamn...thats where I've been going wrong...I thought it was us girls that had to wear the medallions and cheap aftershave!! Bugger.....I'll have to go out on Monday and buy myself a leopard print dress then!!! hehehehehehehe
Not sure if I can give up the aftershave tho..........
Luv Cuddles xxxx
P.S. Only joking about the aftershave......its the medallion I'm keeping........lol
:happy: :happy: :happy:
No one told me there was a uniform - and I read in an old copy of Bizzarre I found the other day that a swingers handshake is normal, except for the middle finger stroking your palm!!! I never had that!!! There is sooo much I have to learn - who will teach me???
LOL i wonderd why the dentist stroked my palm last week :grin:
Quote by debz4u
LOL i wonderd why the dentist stroked my palm last week :grin:

Did he say he wanted to fill your cavaties? :grin: wink
Oooh Oooh.. did he say before he injected you "It's just a small prick.. you won't feel a thing"
(the old ones are the worst.. Its a tradition or an old charter or something..)
Quote by wolvie_dude
Oooh Oooh.. did he say before he injected you "It's just a small prick.. you won't feel a thing"
(the old ones are the worst.. Its a tradition or an old charter or something..)

FFS give the lady a chance to answer - well come on.......we're waiting......
BTW, I was going to say "ain't you gone to bed?" then I saw your sig - thanks for that.
Quote by onlyme1981
Apparently something like this:
Permatanned women who wear plunging leopard-print dresses and men with too much aftershave and medallions round their necks.

And here is me still wareing my nurses uniform, fob watch & badge.
Fred
Great does that mean I now have to dress up like Scary Spice. :censored:
For the love of God, somebody tell me it's wrong banghead :banghead:
I can see a new theme for a munch :shock:
Every woman in a leopard print dress and all the blokes in Wide collared shirts......medallions and brut aftershave...............I knew I kept my old clobber for a reason biggrin
Theme nights........lets go for it lol
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
I can see a new theme for a munch :shock:
Every woman in a leopard print dress and all the blokes in Wide collared shirts......medallions and brut aftershave...............I knew I kept my old clobber for a reason biggrin
Theme nights........lets go for it lol
Dave_Notts

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please I'll be a good girl, I'll do anythingwithin reason banghead
Swingers look like 6 2 oola lopmas with blue and pink hair.
we have have small tails that moves up and down
bollocks i am ramberling again....
MikeC
Quote by MikeC
Swingers look like 6 2 oola lopmas with blue and pink hair.

no mike that was the smurfs from notts and they wernt with us lol
hang on :doh: blue and pink hair that was you
Quote by Dave__Notts
I can see a new theme for a munch :shock:
Every woman in a leopard print dress and all the blokes in Wide collared shirts......medallions and brut aftershave...............I knew I kept my old clobber for a reason biggrin
Theme nights........lets go for it lol
Dave_Notts

NO NO NO NO smackbottom BAD IDEA
Quote by onlyme1981
men with too much aftershave and medallions round their necks.

Bling, bling.....

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
now i know the dress code it brings a whole new meaning to only fools & horses, the clues were staring me in the face all the time
a quote from Rodney trotter
"Del, these dolls ain't Barbie or Sindy, these dolls are called Lusty Linda and Erotic Estelle!"
Quote by onlyme1981
Apparently something like this:
Permatanned women who wear plunging leopard-print dresses and men with too much aftershave and medallions round their necks.
This was in a book I read recently...... is this how people see swingers? Do you recognise yourself there confused:
I've not met anyone of that description yet....although I'll definitely be on the lookout in future biggrin

Omg... i was rolling on the floor with laughter when i saw this......... lol
I guess that swingers look pretty much the same as everyone else....... we are normal people after all.... and not the depraved deviants the press would make us out to be...
equi-princess xxx
I always thought they looked like this :P
Quote by Dave__Notts
I can see a new theme for a munch :shock:
Every woman in a leopard print dress and all the blokes in Wide collared shirts......medallions and brut aftershave...............I knew I kept my old clobber for a reason biggrin
Theme nights........lets go for it lol
Dave_Notts

Can you still get Brut aftershave?
Quote by da69ve
I can see a new theme for a munch :shock:
Every woman in a leopard print dress and all the blokes in Wide collared shirts......medallions and brut aftershave...............I knew I kept my old clobber for a reason biggrin
Theme nights........lets go for it lol
Dave_Notts

Can you still get Brut aftershave?
think I still have some at my parents place in the uk, from an old birthday present. It was a Brut Xmas package from boots, with deodorant, aftershave and video of gazza with Brut t-shirt :lol:
failing Brut, sure someone has old spice somewhere ?????
Quote by da69ve
I can see a new theme for a munch :shock:
Every woman in a leopard print dress and all the blokes in Wide collared shirts......medallions and brut aftershave...............I knew I kept my old clobber for a reason biggrin
Theme nights........lets go for it lol
Dave_Notts

Can you still get Brut aftershave?
if you can't get brut... i am sure they will accept old spice as a reasonable replacement....
oooooh.... i have some really old Hi-kirate...... any good????
Quote by fabio grooverider
I can see a new theme for a munch :shock:
Every woman in a leopard print dress and all the blokes in Wide collared shirts......medallions and brut aftershave...............I knew I kept my old clobber for a reason biggrin
Theme nights........lets go for it lol
Dave_Notts

Can you still get Brut aftershave?
if you can't get brut... i am sure they will accept old spice as a reasonable replacement....
oooooh.... i have some really old Hi-kirate...... any good????
Wouldn't that be a collectable item now?
Quote by fabio grooverider
if you can't get brut... i am sure they will accept old spice as a reasonable replacement....
oooooh.... i have some really old Hi-kirate...... any good????

I used to use Tabac when I started shaving.. is that still around???
brut is still available through on line shopping and is due to be released back into the shops, like it or loathe it, the product was a huge success and is still one of the most recognisable fragrances.......aint too sure if it's obligatory to wear loafers , two tone suits and crombies with it and turn up at parties with either a watneys party seven or a Bulmers cider bottle under yer arm though. dunno
Quote by davej
brut is still available through on line shopping and is due to be released back into the shops, like it or loathe it, the product was a huge success and is still one of the most recognisable fragrances.......aint too sure if it's obligatory to wear loafers , two tone suits and crombies with it and turn up at parties with either a watneys party seven or a Bulmers cider bottle under yer arm though. dunno

Go on then lads SPLASH IT ALL OVER and i mean the brut nowt else
Quote by onlyme1981
Apparently something like this:
Permatanned women who wear plunging leopard-print dresses and men with too much aftershave and medallions round their necks.
This was in a book I read recently...... is this how people see swingers? Do you recognise yourself there confused:
I've not met anyone of that description yet....although I'll definitely be on the lookout in future biggrin

Re: What do swingers look like?
HUMAN!
Quote by Smoking Muff
Great does that mean I now have to dress up like Scary Spice. :censored:
For the love of God, somebody tell me it's wrong banghead :banghead:

IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG!
Quote by O.K.
Re: What do swingers look like?
HUMAN!

Never seen the morning after a Munch have ya mate? :shock: :scared:
OK I've scanned the ads (purely as a matter of research) and apparently the males are all around 6', muscular build, unnaturaly large genitalia, heavy cummers and repeaters. dunno
I tried to find some genuine ads from ladies, but couldn't seem to find any so if anyone wants to forward a link to their ad my PM box is open :grin: lol
i thought they
wore 70's gear
sat round the coffee table
nibbleing on cheesy watsits
swinging keys
rolleyes
Quote by redstilletto
i thought they
wore 70's gear
sat round the coffee table
nibbleing on cheesy watsits
swinging keys
rolleyes

This hippy removes the packet of cheesy watsits off the coffee table along with the keys ...
Oh hag on there there's only Morbius here lol :lol: :lol: