Goddamn...thats where I've been going wrong...I thought it was us girls that had to wear the medallions and cheap aftershave!! Bugger.....I'll have to go out on Monday and buy myself a leopard print dress then!!! hehehehehehehe
Not sure if I can give up the aftershave tho..........
Luv Cuddles xxxx
P.S. Only joking about the aftershave......its the medallion I'm keeping........lol
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No one told me there was a uniform - and I read in an old copy of Bizzarre I found the other day that a swingers handshake is normal, except for the middle finger stroking your palm!!! I never had that!!! There is sooo much I have to learn - who will teach me???
LOL i wonderd why the dentist stroked my palm last week :grin:
Oooh Oooh.. did he say before he injected you "It's just a small prick.. you won't feel a thing"
(the old ones are the worst.. Its a tradition or an old charter or something..)
Swingers look like 6 2 oola lopmas with blue and pink hair.
we have have small tails that moves up and down
bollocks i am ramberling again....
MikeC
now i know the dress code it brings a whole new meaning to only fools & horses, the clues were staring me in the face all the time
a quote from Rodney trotter
"Del, these dolls ain't Barbie or Sindy, these dolls are called Lusty Linda and Erotic Estelle!"
I always thought they looked like this :P