What do u do in Shagalluf.................................... when it's raining and u r as white as the day u arrived ???
Will people think we've been shagging all week ?
Answers on a postcard to Hotel Samos, Magaluf, Mallorca NOW please
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
What do u do ?????
Blondie
This isn't probably the best time to say its been gorgeous spring like weather over here!
Isn't it always the way!
Also - are you telling me there is no "Tantasia" (or the like) in Shagaluff?? Its a miracle
You could always do the stiff upper lip Brit thing and go down the beach, with sun lounger and not give a shite if its not sunny, probably attract strange looks but what the heck.
This isn't probably the best time to say its been gorgeous spring like weather over here!
Isn't it always the way!
Also - are you telling me there is no "Tantasia" (or the like) in Shagaluff?? Its a miracle
You could always do the stiff upper lip Brit thing and go down the beach, with sun lounger and not give a shite if its not sunny, probably attract strange looks but what the heck.
Quote by blonde
What do u do in Shagalluf.................................... when it's raining and u r as white as the day u arrived ???
Will people think we've been shagging all week ?
Answers on a postcard to Hotel Samos, Magaluf, Mallorca NOW please
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You need ideas?
Tsk you are not the woman I thought you were Blonde!
Now I got my week away all planned out already rain or shine :twisted:
Just shag the life out of Chris and so what if you come back white there's a week before the party to tan up!
Have one of those long blue cocktaily things for me please x
Kisses
Cathy x
:lol: Quote by blonde
What do u do in Shagalluf.................................... when it's raining and u r as white as the day u arrived ???
Will people think we've been shagging all week ?
Answers on a postcard to Hotel Samos, Magaluf, Mallorca NOW please
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just admit it, you've been shagging all week! ;)
blonde wrote:
What do u do in Shagalluf.................................... when it's raining and u r as white as the day u arrived ???
Will people think we've been shagging all week ?
Answers on a postcard to Hotel Samos, Magaluf, Mallorca NOW please
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just admit it, you've been shagging all week!
:D :D 
Orgasminator
Quote by blonde
What do u do in Shagalluf.................................... when it's raining and u r as white as the day u arrived ???
Will people think we've been shagging all week ?
Answers on a postcard to Hotel Samos, Magaluf, Mallorca NOW please
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
LoL, get your fella to spray you with a fake tan spray... that way you dont get strange bits that dont match up, lol, although as a bloke I would tend to spray the tits, crotch, and bum more than the rest, hehehehe, so perhaps you need to find a straight fem friend who would spray you, lol.
A friend of mine used to hold "swamp donkey parites" where the girls would all get naked and slather on the liquid fake tan stuff, sadly us guys were not allowed to watch or be there so i have no idea how they went... but the tans were very much even over every part of the body, lol.
