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she is a forensic psychologist.
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Quote by G and H
freckledbird
Sorry I forgot to add a comment regarding the sense of humor.
I normally have a good sense of humor or at least so I am told. I had to undergo a quadruple bypass operation recently and the first thing they tell you is that you have a 5% chance of dieing befor they even go into the details. After an exeperience like that one does take life a bit more serious. But as I am a positive person I am sure it will be back to normal soon.
's funny that.
People deal with serious illness/injury, death, their own mortality etc in different and sometimes strange ways.
I can remember quite vividly, having a chat to the guy with the scythe as a very young adult. We talked, and laughed. He took the piss, I took the piss. We talked for what seemed an eternity; but then - in that situation, time is of no consequence. We agreed to differ, and he went on his merry way.
After a couple of years with an "immortal" complex, I settled back down and realised that what it had made me do was to realise, I enjoyed being alive, so far from "After an experience like that one does take life a bit more serious" - it can also show one, or several; that life can, is and should be - fun.
Yes, we all have shit to go through. Demons to exorcise. 25 years on, I still have the odd "twinge" - I just take myself away in my mind for minute, and deal with it. The people I'm close to, and the people I really "let in" know that, and so far, I've never had a problem.
But if we come through the other side, we usually come through as bigger, better and stronger.
If you look hard enough G and H, you can always find some humour and maybe a littlefun or something at least remotely funny; in the darkest of corners.
IMHO
Quote by G and H
bluexxx
I take your point and yes I am not a psychological expert if i need any advise on that I go to my daughter she is a forensic psychologist.
With pre-fab I ment proggies like SPSS and the like. I prefer to do my own.
This whole thing was not and will not claim any scientific relevance whatsoever and was only intended for fun.
I never claimed it to be scientific or psychological.
But I do thank you and frecklebird for our discussion on it. There is nothing like a good argument.
Look mate I did try and warn you that you might be percieved as a, a insecure, humour-less, bore
:roll: :roll: But would you listen
: now you have met the ladies on here, I think you can pretty much be sure of what they want from a man :!: :!: :!:
stats stats stats stats stats stats snooooooze snooooooooooz snooooooooooooooooz
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Quote by dambuster
Yes, we all have shit to go through. Demons to exorcise. 25 years on, I still have the odd "twinge" - I just take myself away in my mind for minute, and deal with it. The people I'm close to, and the people I really "let in" know that, and so far, I've never had a problem.
But if we come through the other side, we usually come through as bigger, better and stronger.
Hummm..... I would have drowned once if some kind soul didn't jump in and get me out. It taught me one thing... water is EVIL, EVIL, EVIL...... it looks at me funny even now....... NEVER TRUST WATER!
:eeek:
Thank you dambuster. G is ok its only me (h). There is one other side effect, negative and positive. Virtually half of the pills state in their leaflet that they kill your sex drive. Basically what happens liitle H reacts as normal but only gets half stiff. That is the negative side. The positive side is that I now get Viagra for free to counter balance and it works.
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Hummm..... I would have drowned once if some kind soul didn't jump in and get me out. It taught me one thing... water is EVIL, EVIL, EVIL...... it looks at me funny even now....... NEVER TRUST WATER!
:eeek:
I have the same trouble with an ornamental squirrel in my sister's garden.
Little fecker's eyes follow me around whenever I'm there.
NEVER again will I smoke that stuff we don't talk about here
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Thank you dambuster. G is ok its only me (h). There is one other side effect, negative and positive. Virtually half of the pills state in their leaflet that they kill your sex drive. Basically what happens liitle H reacts as normal but only gets half stiff.
Oh - I can do that ! ! !
Didn't need a pypass tho'
A few too many John Smith's usually does for me
ops: However - - to get back to your original question/point?
I have found myself recently having to say to a couple of particulalry horny blondes from SH
"Ahem - I'm up here" and indicate to my head. (on my shouders)
Quote by Sarah
Eyes with life in them, lips / mouth, face, body...................
and then generally I get told:-
'I'm up here not down there'
:twisted:
And what happened? Was DB just on day release from the orphans home?
Quote by G and H
I had to undergo a quadruple bypass operation recently
GSOH bypass by any chance?
Ooh, and Blue, thanks for showing me your stats, can't wait to get my hands on them soon.
Gwan gwan gwan you know you want me to suck your toe...
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Quote by dambuster
There is nothing like a good argument.
You're right - it isn't.
Sarah sweetie, if you're doing the catering; could I have 2 larks tongues, a wren's liver and a Tuscany fried bat, please.
Bugger off, it sounds like something your cats have brought in.........
Bbq at mine sounds a much better idea..........
Quote by Smoking Muff
well i have met a lovely man yesterday and he has the most fantasic eyes!...........havent you Jim!
So deff the eyes
Well I don't remember you looking in to his eyes much :twisted:
Think you were busy checking other things out :evil2: :giggle:
But I have to say that it was his eyes, that attracted me to Jim. (and the fact he was an innocent thing)
:whistling: see you tonight babes
:kiss: :twisted: Quote by marmalaid
And what happened? Was DB just on day release from the orphans home?
Orhpan's home ????
Close Marms, but no cigar.
"Got any sponge, Mister? I'm not allowed sharp objects"
Quote by Sarah
Bugger off, it sounds like something your cats have brought in.........
Cats brought in ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Lazy little fecker was sat in the sun the other day, looked at a bird on my swing and said
"Get it for me, Dad. I'm too hot to chase it. You catch it for me??"
Quote by bluexxx
Hummm..... I would have drowned once if some kind soul didn't jump in and get me out. It taught me one thing... water is EVIL, EVIL, EVIL...... it looks at me funny even now....... NEVER TRUST WATER!
:eeek:
I guess you're not into watersports then?
:D :D As for G&H and death, have you ever heard the saying:
"Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive"
Elbert Hubbard
Quote by LisaMarie
for me its a sense of humour and beautiful eyes, a nice slim body( not a bodybuilder lover here.) and i love a nice tight bum and someone who is not too full of themselves.
I hate conceited men and sometimes it shows on their faces.
LISAMARIE
That's me flucked then - or not :cry:
and I was getting soooooooooooo excited :twisted: was just about to go find a field to see if I could here you
Quote by Countess
a nice firm bum ..........laughing eyes.............board shoulders.........short hair ..........and then if he has a sense of humour once i've spoken to him then he's mine................. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Same as, but with long hair.
TBH, it's the long hair. Turns my head every time.
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Actually, I'm with Vix on this.... well sort of. Some guys look really special with long hair. Others, just don't suit it. S'pose it's like girls really... some suit a certain style, others don't ... Anyways, now that I've just stated the bloody obvious, yeah... long hair..... go for it guys, grow it 
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... Anyways, now that I've just stated the bloody obvious, yeah... long hair..... go for it guys, grow it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by srilumpa
I guess you're not into watersports then?
Nah, but I was never keen on water even before it tried to murder me.... that's a point, maybe that's WHY it tried to murder me? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: . Even the shower has it in for me, I'm sure :shock:
It'll be the rain next........ :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by MadAtGravity
What am I doing wrong? I used to have long hair and a goatie beard, but the beard's gone too, mainly cos the women I know didn't like it
You started looking for women "up North", like in that Bristol, or somesuch, didn't you? *tsk*
You know, you could grow it back, mate?
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Quote by G and H
freckledbird
She did ask me "What is pre-fab" so I answered.
fraction - Please look it up in the Oxford Englsi Dictionary and you will see what I mean.
I did, it gives four definitions: fraction, proper fraction, improper fraction, vulgar fraction.
I asked you what a theoretical fraction was, as I haven't heard of them before. Care to clarify?
command of English language:
1. If youd do not even know the various meaning of fraction don't critise others
I asked you what it meant; that wasn't a criticism.
2. I am German living since 12 years in Scotland so pardon me if I misspell or use the wrong phraseology. When I write business matters I obviously use a spell and grammar checker. So far I did not have any complaints. If you prefer we can communicate in German and see how good your German is.
I don't have to, I'm posting on an English forum, not a German one.
3. In some of your post are spelling mistakes as well.
Oh, which words are incorrect?
I only said that I might do a statistic, I never said it will be scientific, I never said it will be representative. So what is all the fuss about?
The reason I started it at all was that I think that you people on SH say what you really think (that goes for most of you and that is the impression I got so far). So I thought that this would reflect a relative honest view. When scietific surveys are done they do ask people the same wuestions but as prooven in the past they are not normally the true picture. I remember the last scietific survey for the last (not this one) British ID card and the result was that the average British person owned a house worth £ 1,200,000, drove 3 cars and earned well above £ 100,000 per annum. Did you believe that?
People read and misinterpret statistics to suit their own purposes, but other statistics aren't in question here; yours are.
As you said yourself this forum is all about fun. If I have fun creating a stats what is wrong with that?
Nonetheless thank you for answering the question.
My responses are those in red.
Quote by freckledbird
freckledbird
She did ask me "What is pre-fab" so I answered.
fraction - Please look it up in the Oxford Englsi Dictionary and you will see what I mean.
I did, it gives four definitions: fraction, proper fraction, improper fraction, vulgar fraction.
I asked you what a theoretical fraction was, as I haven't heard of them before. Care to clarify?
command of English language:
1. If youd do not even know the various meaning of fraction don't critise others
I asked you what it meant; that wasn't a criticism.
2. I am German living since 12 years in Scotland so pardon me if I misspell or use the wrong phraseology. When I write business matters I obviously use a spell and grammar checker. So far I did not have any complaints. If you prefer we can communicate in German and see how good your German is.
I don't have to, I'm posting on an English forum, not a German one.
3. In some of your post are spelling mistakes as well.
Oh, which words are incorrect?
I only said that I might do a statistic, I never said it will be scientific, I never said it will be representative. So what is all the fuss about?
The reason I started it at all was that I think that you people on SH say what you really think (that goes for most of you and that is the impression I got so far). So I thought that this would reflect a relative honest view. When scietific surveys are done they do ask people the same wuestions but as prooven in the past they are not normally the true picture. I remember the last scietific survey for the last (not this one) British ID card and the result was that the average British person owned a house worth £ 1,200,000, drove 3 cars and earned well above £ 100,000 per annum. Did you believe that?
People read and misinterpret statistics to suit their own purposes, but other statistics aren't in question here; yours are.
As you said yourself this forum is all about fun. If I have fun creating a stats what is wrong with that?
Nonetheless thank you for answering the question.
My responses are those in red.
You know, I have no idea why this is here or what it's all about.
I bet there's a really interlecktewal thread going on somewhere that needs this reply really badly.
So I'll quote it, here in the wrong thread, just for fun.
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Vix, look on page 3 of this thread. it's interleckchewal innit?
