what do you look out for on caravans to let you know there

15 Jun 2005

are there any symbles to let people know that you are interrested in meeting other swingers ?

15 Jun 2005

Quote by johntracy
are there any symbles to let people know that you are interrested in meeting other swingers ?

If the vans a-rocking, you could try knocking? lol

15 Jun 2005

Quote by johntracy
are there any symbles to let people know that you are interrested in meeting other swingers ?

drums and trumpets are more the norm !!

15 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
are there any symbles to let people know that you are interrested in meeting other swingers ?

If the vans a-rocking, you could try knocking? lol
beat me to it wink

I guess the oooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes yes come on big boy give it to me
might be a clue but not an expert on caravan clues rolleyes

:twisted:

15 Jun 2005

I would say, one of the old..
"Honk if you're horny" signs would work..

15 Jun 2005

Quote by JudyTV
A numberplate with the index ......SHAG 2 ...or ..SWING 4 ....just might give it away.
Judy

they might be wearing fcuk aswell lol

15 Jun 2005

perhaps a coloured lamp in the end window ?
green maybe ?

23 Jun 2005

the line of doggers outside trying to get a gimpse might be a give away

23 Jun 2005

What about a sign in the Window that says................. We are not looking for single males ?????????

23 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
What about a sign in the Window that says................. We are not looking for single males ?????????

but we would try anyway

23 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY
What about a sign in the Window that says................. We are not looking for single males ?????????

but we would try anyway
Exactly...........lol lol lol

23 Jun 2005

well i was thinking of have SH letters put on to my Ankle chain :twisted:

23 Jun 2005

I think if I went caravanning again, I'd print off the SH logo and put it in my most prominent window.. just in case like.

23 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
well i was thinking of have SH letters put on to my Ankle chain :twisted:

Why

: :?:
So that your minions can see when they kiss your feet lol

Fred (trying for ?? )

23 Jun 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
well i was thinking of have SH letters put on to my Ankle chain :twisted:

Why

: :?:
So that your minions can see when they kiss your feel lol

Fred (trying for ?? )
Fred.. you seem to be lost today. Just a little more than usual.

23 Jun 2005

there are its a sign showing a caravan on a swing that was from a site we joined a bit ago ,

23 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY
perhaps a coloured lamp in the end window ?
green maybe ?

That will just make you look like a Doctor ;)

23 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
What about a sign in the Window that says................. We are not looking for single males ?????????

Make sure that its in braille too :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

23 Jun 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
well i was thinking of have SH letters put on to my Ankle chain :twisted:

Why

: :?:
So that your minions can see when they kiss your feet lol

Fred (trying for ?? )
:rascal: smackbottom

:shock: :shock: :? :? :lol: wink

24 Jun 2005

How about a nicely coloured sign that says "I might be a swinger but you're still not overtaking me"... grrrrrrrr @ caravans ... sad buggers, why take a part of your bleedin' home on holiday with you.. get a hotel... get a life!! .... lmao

24 Jun 2005

Quote by x-man0223
sod what you look for ban the :fuckinghell: things from driving in the day time so us delivery drivers can deliver stuff and finish on time

cambridge is hell on earth to drive round

24 Jun 2005

Put a large Vynil Sign saying "Swinging Heaven Cafe All Welcome"
and another underneath saying >>>>
"Keep all White Van Men off the road. mad

Give them all pushbikes I say lol

Fred is on his bike this way >>>>>> bolt

:bolt:

24 Jun 2005

Well its simple really . Although the signs on the caravan itself are not always obvious and can be very subtle , its the people themselves that make the signs . Rampant swingers in caravan parks almost always wear the telltale brown home knitted cardigan , and very baggy grey sweatpants. If the are sporting a 1976 benidorm t shirt thats a clue , and check if the lady is wearing fluffy pink mule slippers when she skips off to drain the chemical toilet . A very tight dry perm , with blue rinse is a good clue to swinging tendencies ( on men or women) and their car will almost certainly be a Triumph Acclaim ( usually brown) . Finally if they completely brazen and really want you to walk straight up and ask them if they fuck with strangers , then watch out for this symbol in their window.

If you see a sticker with that on , you may as well just go right up and stick your hands on their tits ! Its the swingers code . But shhhhhhh dont tell anyone else ok ?

24 Jun 2005

I'm not a tourist so please don't knock me off my bike mate. Whenever I drive round the back roads I get stuck against bollards!!!!! mad

I agree Cambridge is hell on earth to drive round so I always bicycle and train it, apart from when I go off to concerts and can't get a train back.
So Silk and Big G what caravan park are we all going to to see if you are right. I keep staring at that symbol in case the white bits turn into couples shagging but cant see it?
Regards
Harry Jones

24 Jun 2005

I passeed one of these on the way to the NW Munch last year and took it as a good omen.