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Ok leading on from what you don't want, whatDO you want for Christmas??
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Actually, there's something, well, it's not a thing, you couldn't wrap it or anyfink...and it's for next christmas...
but next christmas, if I must feed the hoardes, I want to do it from a nice big kitchen in a rented gite somewhere in France. Somewhere open plan, so I can be with everyone rather than shut off- with a roaring log fire. Far from the TV with it's massive commercial push. Far from the sales. Far from the people who think that because the shops will be shut for a few hours, they have to buy like armageddon has just been confirmed...
just people who know how to have fun, good food, good wine, and wide open spaces.
but next christmas, if I must feed the hoardes, I want to do it from a nice big kitchen in a rented gite somewhere in France. Somewhere open plan, so I can be with everyone rather than shut off- with a roaring log fire. Far from the TV with it's massive commercial push. Far from the sales. Far from the people who think that because the shops will be shut for a few hours, they have to buy like armageddon has just been confirmed...
just people who know how to have fun, good food, good wine, and wide open spaces.
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
Actually, there's something, well, it's not a thing, you couldn't wrap it or anyfink...and it's for next christmas...
but next christmas, if I must feed the hoardes, I want to do it from a nice big kitchen in a rented gite somewhere in France. Somewhere open plan, so I can be with everyone rather than shut off- with a roaring log fire. Far from the TV with it's massive commercial push. Far from the sales. Far from the people who think that because the shops will be shut for a few hours, they have to buy like armageddon has just been confirmed...
just people who know how to have fun, good food, good wine, and wide open spaces.
Heaven :thumbup: but maybe the isle of skye not France
Sex God
A rewind button?
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Sexpert
I keep being asked this question...
and my answer is still the same... I would love to spend christmas with all my family and have many hugs...
and my answer is still the same... I would love to spend christmas with all my family and have many hugs...
Sex God
I want Mr NWC to put something in this thread cause I have no idea what to get him 
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Quote by westerross
A rewind button?
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Choon, if you manage to find one, will you drop me a PM and tell me where you got it? I think Gem might well be wanting one of those too.
I'm quite happy with what I'm getting for Xmas. Ten and a half days off bloody work doing bugger all, that's what.
N x x x ;)
Quote by flower411
Actually, there's something, well, it's not a thing, you couldn't wrap it or anyfink...and it's for next christmas...
but next christmas, if I must feed the hoardes, I want to do it from a nice big kitchen in a rented gite somewhere in France. Somewhere open plan, so I can be with everyone rather than shut off- with a roaring log fire. Far from the TV with it's massive commercial push. Far from the sales. Far from the people who think that because the shops will be shut for a few hours, they have to buy like armageddon has just been confirmed...
just people who know how to have fun, good food, good wine, and wide open spaces.
OOOOOOOOOO I can make ya jealous
My ex and I lived in a chateau in France for five years as caretakers to oversee the restoration work ..... The owner didn`t want to go near the place until it was finished so each Christmas that we were there we invited everybody we knew to come for Christmas !!
There were camp beds all around the HUGE open fires and we set up the main hall with as many tables as we needed .......It became known as the paupers Christmas ....we were all skint but were celebrating like Kings ...
That sounds very cool.
We could scrounge the use of a large ex farmhouse & all it's barns & buildings easily- but there's not enough floor around the holes upstairs to find space for everyone :lol2:
Sex God
Boxer shorts, designer ones. I am fed up with being in the crap frayed pants brigade.
Quote by twinkle_star
not fussy really, but a hot guy oh a hot guy an a hot guy. no before i forget what i said yeah just a hot guy. yep not wanting much i reckon lol:P:lickface::happy::thrilled::smitten::thumbup:
If you've got a lekky blanket i can get quite warm on a good night
Its an age thing Quote by twinkle_star
not fussy really, but a hot guy oh a hot guy an a hot guy. no before i forget what i said yeah just a hot guy. yep not wanting much i reckon lol
A hot guy wouldn't go amiss ere - not sure one would fit in my stocking tho :lol2:
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Quote by anais
not fussy really, but a hot guy oh a hot guy an a hot guy. no before i forget what i said yeah just a hot guy. yep not wanting much i reckon lol
A hot guy wouldn't go amiss ere - not sure one would fit in my stocking tho :lol2:
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Quote by neilinleeds
A rewind button?
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Choon, if you manage to find one, will you drop me a PM and tell me where you got it? I think Gem might well be wanting one of those too.
I'm quite happy with what I'm getting for Xmas. Ten and a half days off bloody work doing bugger all, that's what.
N x x x ;)
Well I've found a fast forward button. Sometimes that's what you need. Just as long as you don't damage the recording.
I'm feeling a bit better this morning - albeit hungover.
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Sex God
I thought by now, there would have been a list of shoes, & clothes from the women for the men and a list from the men for the women
:giggle:
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by minxysub
I keep being asked this question...
and my answer is still the same... I would love to spend christmas with all my family and have many hugs...
Agreed and we are :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Gonna be a proper family Xmas this year :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
But I could still do with some hair straigheners, cos mine keep switching them selves off :-(
Warming the Bed
i`ve never had a G/F at xmas so that would make a nice change. failing that
just plan old rampant sex or the Rewind button, so i can change the first part :taz:
just plan old rampant sex or the Rewind button, so i can change the first part
:taz: This year for Christmas
There's something I'd really like
So if you're up there somewhere Santa
Please don't bring me another bike
I don't need any ugly sweaters
And I don't play much basketball
But there's something kinda special
That I want most of all...
I want an alien for Christmas
Bring me an alien this year
I want a little green guy
About three feet high
With seventeen eyes
Who knows how to fly
I want an alien for Christmas this year
He can live in the bath tub
So don't worry about a thing
And I'll take him out for walks
When it gets nicer in the Spring
I'll always keep him company
He'll never be alone
And we can hang around the house all day
And watch the Twilight Zone
I want an alien for Christmas
Bring me an alien this year
I want a little green guy
About three feet high
With seventeen eyes
Who knows how to fly
I want an alien for Christmas this year
I want an alien for Christmas
Bring me an alien this year
I want a little green guy
About three feet high
With seventeen eyes
Who knows how to fly
I want an alien for Christmas this year
I want an alien for Christmas this year
There's something I'd really like
So if you're up there somewhere Santa
Please don't bring me another bike
I don't need any ugly sweaters
And I don't play much basketball
But there's something kinda special
That I want most of all...
I want an alien for Christmas
Bring me an alien this year
I want a little green guy
About three feet high
With seventeen eyes
Who knows how to fly
I want an alien for Christmas this year
He can live in the bath tub
So don't worry about a thing
And I'll take him out for walks
When it gets nicer in the Spring
I'll always keep him company
He'll never be alone
And we can hang around the house all day
And watch the Twilight Zone
I want an alien for Christmas
Bring me an alien this year
I want a little green guy
About three feet high
With seventeen eyes
Who knows how to fly
I want an alien for Christmas this year
I want an alien for Christmas
Bring me an alien this year
I want a little green guy
About three feet high
With seventeen eyes
Who knows how to fly
I want an alien for Christmas this year
I want an alien for Christmas this year
Sex God
I want one of these! :mrgreen:
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Quote by Dirtygirly
I want one of these! :mrgreen:
Why the hell do you want a 7 draw cantilever toolbox?
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I want one of these! :mrgreen:
Why the hell do you want a 7 draw cantilever toolbox?
For tools! What else would you put in a tool box?! :giggle:
