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What do you want for xmas then?

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For christmas i want a double ended dildo wink, cordless headphones and loads of christmas shags :twisted:
H, red
You can never go wrong with diamonds or nice perfume for me.
However, I don't ask for much......even a bunch of flowers makes me smile!
x
How about Hob Nobs Amber?
Choccy ones of course
I'd really like a bottle of L'eau D'Issey..... and a Tiffany and Co necklace, the one with the return to........ tag on.
equi-princess xxx
I want sex, ideally with more than one person at once.
Failing that an Xbox 360 or to just get through my first Christmas single in 4 years sad
Quote by steff35
How about Hob Nobs Amber?
Choccy ones of course

lol......cheapskate!!.......
You can get me them encrusted with diamonds hun! wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
A new bosh drill lol

worn the old one out already rolleyes
maybe you need one with more grunt biggrin
try this :roll:
tom tom !! ( or any other sat nav i guess )
i am useless at directions , and as i seem to be travelling the country finding different meeting places so many weekends .......... it would be very very useful rolleyes
failing that , tickets to another donny concert
For xmas I'd like a lie in, plenty of sex, and time with the family.
(not at all christmassy)
C x
Quote by markz
A new bosh drill lol

worn the old one out already rolleyes
maybe you need one with more grunt biggrin
try this :roll:
Wooooooooooooooooooo there :shock: and how the hell would i attach my rabbit to that..
TONYYYYYYYYYYY :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
presents all well and good, but they can't give what your freiends and family can. i think when you crimdo was better as a child, when we all thought there was a such thing a santa. and remeber santa only comes once a year,
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
A new bosh drill lol

worn the old one out already rolleyes
maybe you need one with more grunt biggrin
try this :roll:
Wooooooooooooooooooo there :shock: and how the hell would i attach my rabbit to that..
TONYYYYYYYYYYY :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
oh I am sure you'd find a way :D
I want:
A new body (one that works)
failing that Ill have a new electric wheelchair or a new set of wheelchair batteries.....if your broke & cant afford that just invite me for xmas dinner party.
I think I am getting a set of pans !
way hey ! what a lucky girl rolleyes
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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never mind xmas, its my birthday in a couple of days and i still have not found anything hidden round the house for that yet!
and believe me... i ahve done a lot of searching!
sigh.
if someone is reading this though.... i wouldnt mind something that sparkles

oooo WBB - exactly WHEN is your birthday???????
Quote by Alexandra
never mind xmas, its my birthday in a couple of days and i still have not found anything hidden round the house for that yet!
and believe me... i ahve done a lot of searching!
sigh.
if someone is reading this though.... i wouldnt mind something that sparkles

oooo WBB - exactly WHEN is your birthday???????
We can save some sparklers for you wink
For xmas all i want is to make my little one smile......oh and to patch things up with my ex rolleyes
For myself im happy but a good hug off someone special would be nice but then i get that everytime i see him redface ...
But a nice amount of cash to clear afew debts i have would be nice
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I think I am getting a set of pans !
way hey ! what a lucky girl rolleyes
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yeh, you getting them off ebay arent you? wink
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mr goodtimez
" Lost " the complete series on DVD....just dieing to know what it is really all about !!!
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just love someone to be here and share the day with me, sounds soppy but there you go

I'm with you on that one phil. This will be my 4th Christmas in a row as a singleton, and this year my kids are with their dad... I'll go round there in the morning to see them opening their pressies :bounce: and then come home to an empty house :cry: I've been invited to my friend's mum's house so I'll probably go round there. Be nice to have a special someone to share with though.
Bloody hell I've depresssed myself now rolleyes
I just want to get through this Christmas being single and without any family bust up's happening......
......failing that a platinum and diamond ring would be nice lol
What I want for Christmas is a female partner to spend it with and snuggle up with on Christmas morning. cool
Then... go down the pub lol
Quote by Phoenix
What I want for Christmas is a female partner to spend it with and snuggle up with on Christmas morning. cool
Then... go down the pub lol

And get her to cook the dinner whilst youre there - I like your style!
i would like a tummy tuck
liposuction!
a boob job
a face lift
My skin to be dyed to a nice bronze color!
Oo and electrologist to get rid of me nasal hair
And me piles done lol
Last but not least........a servant that will look after every needs
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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i would like a tummy tuck
liposuction!
a boob job
a face lift
My skin to be dyed to a nice bronze color!
Oo and electrologist to get rid of me nasal hair
And me piles done lol
Last but not least........a servant that will look after every needs
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

not much then rolleyes :lol:
For me id like all my worries to drift away,with my illness to follow and Id be the happiest woman alive biggrin
Quote by Happy Cats
What I want for Christmas is a female partner to spend it with and snuggle up with on Christmas morning. cool
Then... go down the pub lol

And get her to cook the dinner whilst youre there - I like your style!
:thumbup:
redface Any females thinking of volunteering confused: I wouldn't make you make the dinner, we'd both go down the pub wink
Someone nice to cuddle up to - to go for long walks - to go down the pub with - to listen to music with - watch the telly - talk to - sleep with - wake up to in the morning - to laugh with - to cry with - to be loved by - and to love...
Quote by Clare and Steve
i would like a tummy tuck
liposuction!
a boob job
a face lift
My skin to be dyed to a nice bronze color!
Oo and electrologist to get rid of me nasal hair
And me piles done lol
Last but not least........a servant that will look after every needs
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

not much then rolleyes :lol:
For me id like all my worries to drift away,with my illness to follow and Id be the happiest woman alive biggrin
i also would like clair to get well soon passionkiss
Mrs Muttley is all i want.............oh, and a helicopter. :shock:
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Mrs Muttley is all i want.............oh, and a helicopter. :shock:

I'll swap ya a helicopter for Mrs Muttley innocent