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Sex God
I think that people should be taught politeness in replying to posts - So that posters need not fear to post edgy opinionated ideas and thoughts. Rather than ones in which all angles to stop others looking to make an issue of some sometimes minor point have been covered through fear of being slapped by more effective communicators. Oh that would be IMHO i believe 
Quote by Lost
I think that people should be taught politeness in replying to posts - So that posters need not fear to post edgy opinionated ideas and thoughts. Rather than ones in which all angles to stop others looking to make an issue of some sometimes minor point have been covered through fear of being slapped by more effective communicators. Oh that would be IMHO i believe
I said... do you have a question
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I think that people should be taught politeness in replying to posts - So that posters need not fear to post edgy opinionated ideas and thoughts. Rather than ones in which all angles to stop others looking to make an issue of some sometimes minor point have been covered through fear of being slapped by more effective communicators. Oh that would be IMHO i believe
I said... do you have a question
You are indeed right i should of put - do you think rather than I at the start. My apologies.
I need your help 
I have a confession to make and don't know how to phrase it.
I have lied on my profile. I am not a middle-aged single man but a 25 year old bi-curious single woman. I lied because I thought I had more chance of having sex as a man. I am tired of living this lie.
How do I tell people?
I have a confession to make and don't know how to phrase it.
I have lied on my profile. I am not a middle-aged single man but a 25 year old bi-curious single woman. I lied because I thought I had more chance of having sex as a man. I am tired of living this lie.
How do I tell people?
Quote by keeno
I need your help
I have a confession to make and don't know how to phrase it.
I have lied on my profile. I am not a middle-aged single man but a 25 year old bi-curious single woman. I lied because I thought I had more chance of having sex as a man. I am tired of living this lie.
How do I tell people?
it seems you just have!
Quote by Mr-Powers
My question is
you go to a club with your partner and you meet a couple and get on really well...who do you think should drop the question in about "playing"...the male or the female?
Title: Which gender should be the sender?
When push needs a gentle shove to get some double-couple club action going, which gender should be the sender of that all important first suggestion? How do you know who is right to make the invite?
Should the man take the hot-spot and suggest a bit of sexy-swapping or should the lady lead the way to play?
Do you worry you’ll be seen as a pushy-hubby if you speak out?
Should the lady be reserved and demure, even though she is gagging for a fresh bit of willy-action?
If you don’t ask you don’t get, but who really does get the best results for taking the lead and proposing some sweaty body bouncing?
Quote by PoloLady
My question is
you go to a club with your partner and you meet a couple and get on really well...who do you think should drop the question in about "playing"...the male or the female?
Title: Which gender should be the sender?
When push needs a gentle shove to get some double-couple club action going, which gender should be the sender of that all important first suggestion? How do you know who is right to make the invite?
Should the man take the hot-spot and suggest a bit of sexy-swapping or should the lady lead the way to play?
Do you worry you’ll be seen as a pushy-hubby if you speak out?
Should the lady be reserved and demure, even though she is gagging for a fresh bit of willy-action?
If you don’t ask you don’t get, but who really does get the best results for taking the lead and proposing some sweaty body bouncing?
Oi Polo, you didn't answer the question.
Quote by keeno
I need your help
I have a confession to make and don't know how to phrase it.
I have lied on my profile. I am not a middle-aged single man but a 25 year old bi-curious single woman. I lied because I thought I had more chance of having sex as a man. I am tired of living this lie.
How do I tell people?
Title: OMG... I have no cock!
It appears I have been mislead all my life. What I once thought was a rather small penis is in fact a rather dangly clit and my man-boobs are just plain ol' boobs.
Obviously I am totally crap at sex as I have been trying to do it wrong for so long (and it also explains the trouble I have experienced in getting condoms to fit)... but if any couples out there can see it in there hearts to help a 25 year old bi-curious tit carrier with a virgin pussy and hairy legs - I would be very grateful.
Quote by duncanlondon
My question is
you go to a club with your partner and you meet a couple and get on really well...who do you think should drop the question in about "playing"...the male or the female?
Title: Which gender should be the sender?
When push needs a gentle shove to get some double-couple club action going, which gender should be the sender of that all important first suggestion? How do you know who is right to make the invite?
Should the man take the hot-spot and suggest a bit of sexy-swapping or should the lady lead the way to play?
Do you worry you’ll be seen as a pushy-hubby if you speak out?
Should the lady be reserved and demure, even though she is gagging for a fresh bit of willy-action?
If you don’t ask you don’t get, but who really does get the best results for taking the lead and proposing some sweaty body bouncing?
Oi Polo, you didn't answer the question.
And you didn't read the opening post properly!
Quote by PoloLady
Tell me what you want to know (about swinging/the site/sex in general) and I'll rephrase your words into a suitable post style question.
Quote by PoloLady
My question is
you go to a club with your partner and you meet a couple and get on really well...who do you think should drop the question in about "playing"...the male or the female?
Title: Which gender should be the sender?
When push needs a gentle shove to get some double-couple club action going, which gender should be the sender of that all important first suggestion? How do you know who is right to make the invite?
Should the man take the hot-spot and suggest a bit of sexy-swapping or should the lady lead the way to play?
Do you worry you’ll be seen as a pushy-hubby if you speak out?
Should the lady be reserved and demure, even though she is gagging for a fresh bit of willy-action?
If you don’t ask you don’t get, but who really does get the best results for taking the lead and proposing some sweaty body bouncing?
Oi Polo, you didn't answer the question.
And you didn't read the opening post properly!
Quote by PoloLady
Tell me what you want to know (about swinging/the site/sex in general) and I'll rephrase your words into a suitable post style question.
Aw shucks I thought you were going to answer the questions as well :cry:
But then you always are as good as your word.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Has anyone else had to fight the urge to giggle in a club when people start going OTT with the 70's porno acting?
Title: Sexy moan or Cheesy groan?
What do you think when someone is wailing out a monster moan in the club as the man pretending to be a plumber uses his spanner to tease her nipples and rotates his hips in an embellished manner (along with pulling a fuck-face which resembles Dammie when he has a fart trapped)?
Should I be flinging my arms around and letting out exaggerated gasps of "oh god you're so good, you're so good"(to show everyone that the guy nobbing me is doing alright) or is the fact that I have stopped reading my Woman's Weekly a good enough indication?
Sex God
what is the dangers for dogging
a/ not owning a car and twocking one /what make
b/having no tax test or insurence
c/owning a 3 wheeler
d/not owning a dog
a/ not owning a car and twocking one /what make
b/having no tax test or insurence
c/owning a 3 wheeler
d/not owning a dog
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
what is the dangers for dogging
a/ not owning a car and twocking one /what make
b/having no tax test or insurence
c/owning a 3 wheeler
d/not owning a dog
I'll have to come back to this one after I stop laughing at the 3 wheeler.... but I shall give you one bit of advice - Don't twock a froggy Megane to go dogging in!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/92363.html
Quote by mdr2000
What should one do if suddenly attracted to someone they blew out in the past.. and not look a twat?
Title: Just because I called you an ugly fucker - is a shag still out of the question?
(I bet that ends up being a theme title for one of those day time misfit talk shows)
Does your head ever say things that your penis later regrets? Mine sure did :cry: and now the haze has cleared the person in question seems so much less uglyfied and more appealing (in a now I've got to know you kind of way) I find I really wanna do them so bad my dick aches.
I need your help... What would you suggest as a suitable approach to use so they believe my change of heart - that I now really do want to get in their pants and not just use them to off-load a ball-sack full whilst the pickings are thin?
Quote by Mr-Powers
What do you do when you play with someone and they ask you to come and meet their parents...to set a wedding date?? :shock:
Title: Fancy That!
What do you do when you play with someone and they ask you to come and meet their parents...to set a wedding date? I thought two guys could only have a civil ceremony
That will teach me to dress up like one of the Village People :doh: – but would it be OK to dress up as the Sailor for the ceremony or should I stick to the Traffic Cop outfit?
Sex God
your married you meet someone down a lane in the car a nice sleezy shag ,go home forget about it ,wife goes shopping the next day comes home with 5 bags of shopping and pair of knickers found in back seat that aint your size
what are your options (even though she over spent on shopping)
what are your options (even though she over spent on shopping)
Quote by PoloLady
What should one do if suddenly attracted to someone they blew out in the past.. and not look a twat?
Title: Just because I called you an ugly fucker - is a shag still out of the question?
(I bet that ends up being a theme title for one of those day time misfit talk shows)
Does your head ever say things that your penis later regrets? Mine sure did :cry: and now the haze has cleared the person in question seems so much less uglyfied and more appealing (in a now I've got to know you kind of way) I find I really wanna do them so bad my dick aches.
I need your help... What would you suggest as a suitable approach to use so they believe my change of heart - that I now really do want to get in their pants and not just use them to off-load a ball-sack full whilst the pickings are thin?
Tried ...... but think they have the hump now! Started with a faint laughter, faint as they live 43 miles away though. Think there was some hope in there though as I'm sure I heard the words fuc**ng and twat used in the same sentence...
Thanks for that hun...
Loved it X Quote by northeastcoupleuk
your married you meet someone down a lane in the car a nice sleezy shag ,go home forget about it ,wife goes shopping the next day comes home with 5 bags of shopping and pair of knickers found in back seat that aint your size
what are your options (even though she over spent on shopping)
Title: Polo do you want your knickers back?
:grin:
Sex God
you go to a swinging party at a house there are some icebreaker games ,you dont feel comfy in the situation but join in,the first game is naked hide and seek any off you trot find a right mint place to hide in the broom cuboard but 8 hours later your still there .
a/ are you really the hide and seek champ
b/ the wifes been found and getting shagged
c/ the fookers and wife are trying to tell you something.
a/ are you really the hide and seek champ
b/ the wifes been found and getting shagged
c/ the fookers and wife are trying to tell you something.
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
you go to a swinging party at a house there are some icebreaker games ,you dont feel comfy in the situation but join in,the first game is naked hide and seek any off you trot find a right mint place to hide in the broom cuboard but 8 hours later your still there .
a/ are you really the hide and seek champ
b/ the wifes been found and getting shagged
c/ the fookers and wife are trying to tell you something.
I hate ice breakers!!!!
(But I reckon they're probably having a party without you....)
Sex God
i bought a blowup doll from one of them dodgy adult shops and advertized for a single bloke to attend for a 3 sum,after the man started on me doll he looked as though he was kissing thelmas(doll) neck after a few seconds i though the man had farted he got up and run with his pile of cloths,after closer inspection i realized he had tryed to give it a hicky(lovebite) and thelma was now as deflated as me,
???where does that leave me ie will the shop take her back.
???where does that leave me ie will the shop take her back.
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