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I gave someone a lift a few weeks ago, and all she was worried about was what she thought was heels marks on the inside roof
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What does your car say about you?
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Orgasminator
Quote by Sarah1448
I gave someone a lift a few weeks ago, and all she was worried about was what she thought was heels marks on the inside roof
and your trying to tell us they werent !!!!
:confused: 
Sex God
Quote by midlandsman1970
I gave someone a lift a few weeks ago, and all she was worried about was what she thought was heels marks on the inside roof
and your trying to tell us they werent !!!!
:confused: Yes they werent,
They were caused by loading in stuff for work that marked the ceiling roof!! and they wont come out either
Sexlightened
So you are telling us that your car say 'you are knackered', not sure thats a good thing to admit on a swinging site!!
Quote by Marcuso
My beat up old Astra estate (diesel) keeps saying to me "FFS marcuso will you please stop doing too many miles I'm knackered"
And to be fair...it has done over 31,000 since the end of last May so it could have a point...........lol
Sexlightened
yes, cream cleaners are best for leather!
Quote by lpl2janssen
mine luckily has leather seats, easy to wipe down...
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
I gave someone a lift a few weeks ago, and all she was worried about was what she thought was heels marks on the inside roof
and your trying to tell us they werent !!!!
:confused: Yes they werent,
They were caused by loading in stuff for work that marked the ceiling roof!! and they wont come out either
Well im still saying they are heel marks! :twisted:
Sex God
If my car were to write me a letter....
Dear Gem,
We have been together for a few months now and the honeymoon period is sadly coming to an abrubt end. I'd rather have to suffer the desert, Sarge's camels and the snoring of than have another trip across the penines with you.
I didn't appreciate being left outside a flat in yorkshire next to a nice car who mocked and taunted me all night while you were having fun in the warmth. The security light kept me awake and I was most disgrusntled to be ragged around the countryside on a breath of petrol. The warning light means you need to fucking fill me with petrol again, it is NOT "ooo look a pretty coloured light, wonder what that means. How cute"
Please please can you buy a fucking map, I am so sick of driving round to places not knowing where we are going, but will you sodding well listen to me??? Hmmm?
Oh no, you know better don't you! Like trying to make me go over 20 mph up a hill. It simply isn't going to happen. Get it into your thick skull that I am NOT a big flash car, I am a lowly citroen ax and will never behave like the rally car you drive me as. I was not meant to go around corners in third gear at a disgusting while my tyres screech and my suspension rattles. :x
Please take this letter as a big hint that me and you will never really get on and I'd like to file for divorce if you carry on abusing my directional awareness.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. A.x. Citroen.
ps. empty the boot too you messy cow.
Dear Gem,
We have been together for a few months now and the honeymoon period is sadly coming to an abrubt end. I'd rather have to suffer the desert, Sarge's camels and the snoring of than have another trip across the penines with you.
I didn't appreciate being left outside a flat in yorkshire next to a nice car who mocked and taunted me all night while you were having fun in the warmth. The security light kept me awake and I was most disgrusntled to be ragged around the countryside on a breath of petrol. The warning light means you need to fucking fill me with petrol again, it is NOT "ooo look a pretty coloured light, wonder what that means. How cute"
Please please can you buy a fucking map, I am so sick of driving round to places not knowing where we are going, but will you sodding well listen to me??? Hmmm?
Oh no, you know better don't you! Like trying to make me go over 20 mph up a hill. It simply isn't going to happen. Get it into your thick skull that I am NOT a big flash car, I am a lowly citroen ax and will never behave like the rally car you drive me as. I was not meant to go around corners in third gear at a disgusting while my tyres screech and my suspension rattles. :x
Please take this letter as a big hint that me and you will never really get on and I'd like to file for divorce if you carry on abusing my directional awareness.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. A.x. Citroen.
ps. empty the boot too you messy cow.
Sexpert
I don't have a real car, as I can't drive, yet.
But my car on Trackmania Surise is purple with a picture of Horace, of Horace Goes Skiiing on the spectrum on the bonnet, what does that say about me?
But my car on Trackmania Surise is purple with a picture of Horace, of Horace Goes Skiiing on the spectrum on the bonnet, what does that say about me?
Sex God
Quote by happyabz
pls no big bonnet small penis jokes
Awwww, why???
Is it true that a man with car with a long bonnet is trying to make up for his lacking penis length?
:doh: Whoops....
Anyway, looks a bit draughty if you ask me. Could have put proper windows and doors on it! It doesn't even have a roof. It's a bit free for all dogging style car isn't it!
Access all areas!
Gem. x ;) Quote by little gem
pls no big bonnet small penis jokes
Awwww, why???
Is it true that a man with car with a long bonnet is trying to make up for his lacking penis length?
:doh: Whoops....
Anyway, looks a bit draughty if you ask me. Could have put proper windows and doors on it! It doesn't even have a roof. It's a bit free for all dogging style car isn't it!
Access all areas! Gem. x ;)5 point harness and custom made foam seats i think it is more bondage then dogging.
but in the rain it is definatly S&M
Orgasminator
well what does a nissan serena people carrier say apart from loadfs of room and a great dogging car
Quote by redstilletto
awwwww i love my corsa.........nippy little devil it is and so cheap
Excellent. In less than a months time I will be a Corsa owner............ so at least I know what people will be saying about me.
:lol:EDIT: My current car says............. I am old, small, cheap & red!!!
Orgasminator
my serena is a diesel cheap to run and good vision for dogging lol 
Sex God
mine says I've got no sense, or money. 
