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What does your car say about you?

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SilkandBigG
Sex God
Was sent these and oh, how I laughed. Thought it would be nice to share them with yous xxxx
cuddly__catlin
Orgasminator
nice one silk and big g made me laugh.
what does my car say about me?
well nothing cos i dont have one biggrin :D :D
Angel_Chat
Sex God
rotflmao My (ex) boss has one of the cars advertised above :rotflmao:
redstilletto
Sex God
awwwww i love my corsa.........nippy little devil it is and so cheap
but i do admit i love my bmw even more .............. :twisted:
Miss__Red
Sex God

errr what this car say then ???
waits for the assination bolt
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by rachel-lane

errr what this car say then ???
waits for the assination bolt

It says to me that you havent got kids!
lol
Miss__Red
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats

errr what this car say then ???
waits for the assination bolt

It says to me that you havent got kids!
lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
good observation :lol:
redstilletto
Sex God
Quote by rachel-lane

errr what this car say then ???
waits for the assination bolt

it says
phwoar wink
Tantastic
Warming the Bed
Has anyone ever met an Audi driver that isn't a complete Bellend?
Jonathan
Orgasminator
Quote by Tantastic
Has anyone ever met an Audi driver that isn't a complete Bellend?

ive met my father, and i dont thing he is a bellend!
Jiggle
Unknown User
My beat up old Astra estate (diesel) keeps saying to me "FFS marcuso will you please stop doing too many miles I'm knackered"
And to be fair...it has done over 31,000 since the end of last May so it could have a point...........lol
Unknown User
Quote by Tantastic
Has anyone ever met an Audi driver that isn't a complete Bellend?

I've got and Audi (well just sold it but still) :shock:
Tantastic
Warming the Bed
Do you feel the need to drive right up the backside of anyone in the fast lane who isnt travelling over 95mph?
If not then :thumbup:
If so then :fuckinghell:
Unknown User
Quote by Tantastic
Do you feel the need to drive right up the backside of anyone in the fast lane who isnt travelling over 95mph?
If not then :thumbup:
If so then :fuckinghell:

nope you'd never catch me doing that!! :shock:
innocent
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by Tantastic
Has anyone ever met an Audi driver that isn't a complete Bellend?

You calling me a bellend? :shock:
mollyandchris
Sex God
They are fantastic particylarly like the cayenne one....lol
Unknown User
Mine says I am a psycho bitch from hell...
littlemee
Orgasminator
Quote by Maia
Mine says I am a psycho bitch from hell...

Oh no! Not another 4x4 driver in London!!!! wink
Mr_D_and_HotTart
Sex God
Mine says ba ba ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ba da ba da ba da ba dadada dededededededee dededede aah WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
...or was that the frog?
Unknown User
Quote by littlemee
Oh no! Not another 4x4 driver in London!!!! wink

ooo no, i am diametrically opposed to 4x4 car drivers in towns and cities...
i have a dinky car that thinks it is a 4x4...
Unknown User
Mine says
"Cant afford anything younger or with less miles on it"
:-((
Martin
mollyandchris
Sex God
When you say what does your car say about you do you mean to your face or in secret behind your back?
Just curious
Serendipity
Sex God
Mine says I'm fast, like to have my top down and need filling up too frequently redface
peenut
Orgasminator
If my car could say anything about me.....then i'd probably have to kill it! (like all the others)
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by peenut
If my car could say anything about me.....then i'd probably have to kill it! (like all the others)

Mine says im not built for speed but can go on and on
That i dont cost much to run
But i stand out in a crown, am unique, colurful and am easily spotted with pleanty of foom for up to 7
Unknown User
Quote by rachel-lane

errr what this car say then ???
waits for the assination bolt

Darn, i've got the same car!
Drifter
Orgasminator
My Ford Escort says that I like the simple things in life! Also, I can't afford anything else.
Unknown User
Quote by Drifter
My Ford Escort says that I like the simple things in life! Also, I can't afford anything else.

I had one of those once, had some smashing times in it ;)
reddog
Sexpert
my seat ibiza says "not another fxxking layby tonight, lol
littlemee
Orgasminator
Quote by mollyandchris
When you say what does your car say about you do you mean to your face or in secret behind your back?

To my face it says
"Slow down ya mad sod"
"Don't just stick me in the cheap car-wash, valet the inside as well ya tightarse"
"Turn the radio down"
"Is my backseat ever gonna see some action?"
"Get this Guns 'n' Roses tape out and play some Country & Western"
In secret behind my back it says
"I love littlemee 'cos he picked me even though I'm a shite colour"