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What d'ya get for Chrimbo?

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We were just wonderiimg whether a topic regarding weird, unusual , bad, or amazing (oh yeah and i suppose sexy wink) gifts received at Christmas was woth a little shot. Do apologise if the topic has already been covered but we at the 'Lost House' aren't the most savvy of having found that there is one less sarnie in the box in our picnics. confused
Our little contribution goes like this.
We have youngish Children as do lots of people, and at Christmas so that they can enjoy the sensation of giving as well as recieving i/we equipped them with funds to buy us, their parents, a little gift. Nothing expensive or extravagant, just something from them too us. Of course keeping one parents gift a secret from the other (wink wink) So letting them loose with their older responsible sibling in our local town for half an hour whilst waiting for them in a cafe nearby. £15:00 the richer they all ventured forth.
To cut a long story short they somehow acheived to buy themselves 6 mths supply of pick'n'mix sweets whilst managing to lovingly gift wrap and present us with, on Christmas morning. A Once white plasticky (i mean sticky) Hanbag that the clasp had broken on and smelled very much of retirement home! and for myself i received a tie that picasso himself would of been amazed at as it possibly had a pattern made up of once would think possibly edible food!!!! well of course we thanked them with all the love we could muster without falling into hysterical laughter.
On later quizzing lazily, the older sibling on theses presents. Purchased for us withe together £30:00 the sibling informed us that the gifts came from a box outside the Salvation Arny Carity shop that had been placed outside for waste disposal collection of some discription. Apparentlt my children (bless them) had even asked the assistant in the shop if they could indeed have these treasures located outside the shopfront. Permission was given! surprise surprise.
Ok Ok so this is long winded but if you know knowfrom the chatrooms then you will probably just tut and shake your haed in slow sad movements from side to side muttering his "poor poor wife what did she do........."
Come on tell us what ya got i'm nosey
well my son got me a freaking Lightsaber and a Superman Returns lucky bag......would have prefered 6 months of pick and mix though!
Saucepans from my brother and I am so sad that I actually like them :smug:
Oh and some rainbow drops
Aaah, so Ian wasnt fibbin about the saucepans then?! lol, when he said you had had saucepans for christmas, I thought for a mad minute he had bought them for you and asked him if you had fitted em over his head! rotflmao
Fi xxxxxxxx
Session 1&2 of NCIS, CSI board game, jumpers, and Matrixs box set biggrin
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Aaah, so Ian wasnt fibbin about the saucepans then?! lol, when he said you had had saucepans for christmas, I thought for a mad minute he had bought them for you and asked him if you had fitted em over his head! rotflmao
Fi xxxxxxxx

You think Ian would still be in the land of the living and without bruises if he had brought them :eeek: :lol2:
Ian brought me some lovely things but we shared the purchase of a camcorder this Christmas which we have yet to put to good use :giggle: innocent
lol cant wait for that to come out on general release!
Fi xxxxx
An empty bank account confused
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I got an MMF for Christmas biggrin
pink x

ooo i want one of those, where did you get it from? wink
i got looooooads of nice things this year, i was so excited, tearing the paper off and throwing it all over the floor, grinning form ear to ear, itching to get my hands on my lovely gifts from my gorgeous boyfriend....imagine my dismay when i pulled back the wrapping to reveal a 4 in 1 remote control :shock: im even more dismayed that its actually turned out to be very useful redface
I got an MMF for Christmas biggrin
pink x

ooo i want one of those, where did you get it from? wink
This very site my dear :wink:
pink x
my son got me a chrished teddy as i collect them although i did forfeit the money myself took him into the shop took him over to where they where and wrapped it myself, dek didnt get the sutte hints like "take j shoppin cos he wants to get me a present" or "im at work tnite wrap that while im out" mad :x
other than that got a fabulous dildo (of dek of course) more cherished teddies a very nice watch, chocolates and a good shaggin if i remember rightly redface surprisedops: :oops:
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my son got me a chrished teddy as i collect them although i did forfeit the money myself took him into the shop took him over to where they where and wrapped it myself, dek didnt get the sutte hints like "take j shoppin cos he wants to get me a present" or "im at work tnite wrap that while im out" mad :x
other than that got a fabulous dildo (of dek of course) more cherished teddies a very nice watch, chocolates and a good shaggin if i remember rightly redface surprisedops: :oops:

It's so true!... I get "mam can I borrow .. to buy your present?" :doh:
I did really well and had a bit of this hump and a bit of that 69position and for his stocking filler... a bit of blast :grin:
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My fave present by far was a Marx Brothers DVD box-set. I subjected Mrs Kiss to 'A Night At The Opera' and 'Big Store' on Sunday. Well it's her own fault for buying them for me! :lol2:
Russ spoilt me this christmas, i got a Gorgeous pair of earings in my fav 3 colour gold whoohoo!!,a bad taste bear keyring,chocies and 3 stargate dvd's redface yes ok i like stargate and other sci-fi's too,its the uniforms i tell you lol .
Ohh and got the first usefull and tastefull present from my now x-motherinlaw,guess she is now worrying about her old age and what nurseing home she may end up in (she lives with me) smile
Kids got me chocies and underware(they think i dont have any) and my dad gave me money=shoes,boots and clothes!!
Yes i feel very spoilt this year biggrin
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haha you have that echo thing going down again tan! lol
Someone special got me a Proclaimers CD. I play it all the time and it seems to match my mood at the moment.
"I'm on my way from misery to happiness to today" biggrin :D :D
I was a very lucky girl (again) this year.
Mr D kept telling me I had a proper surprise. Something that I would always remember.I received chocolates, gorgeous perfume,earrings,a clock for my desk at work,flashing nipple lights and a huge vibrator....
But my surprise present -which blew me away and has not been taken yet, due to weather conditions-was a flying lesson. I cannot wait!!!
Ali x
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But my surprise present -which blew me away and has not been taken yet, due to weather conditions-was a flying lesson. I cannot wait!!!
Ali x

Wow what a fantastic present.....let us know how you get on smile :)
I had some odd presents again..... my daughter bought me a bullwhip and a pervy xmas fairy confused :? :? Well, suppose thats better than the *Humping Dog* she got me the year before last.... :? rolleyes :? :roll: :? :roll: :? :roll: :?
I got a Sat-Nav :bounce
ok, ok so i had to buy it myself rolleyes
two out of the three did remember a card at least.
best pressy of all though was a brand new shiny lovely, amazing, gorgeous 4 day old grand daughter :inlove: and being lucky enough to have her ‘almost’ all to myself all over the holiday with new mum hovering in the background in case I’d forgotten how to feed one lol
Where’s me slippers and pipe :lol2:
Guess who’s getting spoiled next year
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I got a Sat-Nav :bounce
ok, ok so i had to buy it myself rolleyes
two out of the three did remember a card at least.
best pressy of all though was a brand new shiny lovely, amazing, gorgeous 4 day old grand daughter :inlove: and being lucky enough to have her ‘almost’ all to myself all over the holiday with new mum hovering in the background in case I’d forgotten how to feed one lol
Where’s me slippers and pipe :lol2:
Guess who’s getting spoiled next year

Congratulations pete, getting two granchildren myself this year,but not for christmas :lol:
Im sure you will shake the pipe and slippers and be partying hard again soon!
Congrats on becoming a grandfather Pete smile :)
xanaisx