So I posted a one line ad in Let's Meet Up 90 minutes ago and for some reason I've not had one serious response so far! Not one! Nada, zero, zip.
What's that about then?!
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Orgasminator
Quote by zootle
So I posted a one line ad in Let's Meet Up 90 minutes ago and for some reason I've not had one serious response so far! Not one! Nada, zero, zip.
What's that about then?!
I dunno, i gave you a serious offer
Quote by morbiusUK
So I posted a one line ad in Let's Meet Up 90 minutes ago and for some reason I've not had one serious response so far! Not one! Nada, zero, zip.
What's that about then?!
I dunno, i gave you a serious offer
Well, if by shetland ponies you meant hot and sexy young (human) ladies, then sure, pass their details on! :grin:
Quote by Kent-man
I posted a one liner at about the same time zootle. I think the delay in responses must be down to all the eager ladies weighing up their options before deciding. it wont be long now.
I think you're right.
We're at opposite ends of the country, too, so it must be a tough choice for those in the middle...
:grin:
Orgasminator
Quote by zootle
So I posted a one line ad in Let's Meet Up 90 minutes ago and for some reason I've not had one serious response so far! Not one! Nada, zero, zip.
What's that about then?!
I dunno, i gave you a serious offer
Well, if by shetland ponies you meant hot and sexy young (human) ladies, then sure, pass their details on! :grin:
well i know a hot sexy young(ish) human lady....... but shes mine................. all mine.........
well until the next party i spose :twisted:
Quote by zootle
I posted a one liner at about the same time zootle. I think the delay in responses must be down to all the eager ladies weighing up their options before deciding. it wont be long now.
I think you're right.
We're at opposite ends of the country, too, so it must be a tough choice for those in the middle...
:grin:
It must be very hard to decide who they are going to ignore first.
Orgasminator
You mean sod's
Zootle honey .... your ad was outstanding ;) irresistable ;) .. if Icould I'd be on the first motorway there
Zootle honey .... your ad was outstanding ;) irresistable ;) .. if Icould I'd be on the first motorway there
Quote by zootle
You mean sod's
Zootle honey .... your ad was outstanding ;) irresistable ;) .. if Icould I'd be on the first motorway there
See, that's the problem with a one line ad, I didn't have enough space to specify I was looking for lovely ladies!
ROFLMAOOOOO
Actually that was me pished forgetting to sign Morbius out
Quote by Calista
You mean sod's
Zootle honey .... your ad was outstanding ;) irresistable ;) .. if Icould I'd be on the first motorway there
See, that's the problem with a one line ad, I didn't have enough space to specify I was looking for lovely ladies!
ROFLMAOOOOO
Actually that was me pished forgetting to sign Morbius out
I had my suspicions, it did seem a somewhat out of character response, but you can never be too sure these days!
Orgasminator
Sorry mate you're just not my type ..... ;)
Any responses yet?
Any responses yet?
Sex God
Quote by truluv
When ever I stop looking, thats when I normally find something........
Car keys, wallet, phone...
... brick wall, and some wise ass saying "You wanna watch where you're going mate."
Sex God
Quote by manofmuchfun
Not one! It's been over 12 hours now, how much longer should I wat?!
I haven't even had a single response from some chancer who is outside of my specifications!
err..... back to the drawing board ? throw yourself off beachy head ? rent a tart? marriage bureau an convert them to swinging? now funnily enough I woulda thought that there are enough single women out there at this time of year? the other thing could be the area ! its a population thing again !
now the other thing is, an thats a personal thing, I come from brighton, where I had quality women, but thin on the ground ! been in Notts 18 months and shagged meself to death! but some wheren't at all quality ! but needs must when the devil drives !!! but at least the bed wasnt empty !!! an now I am seriously thinking of movin back south cos Sue comes from there !! ferkin strange !!! so it may be an area thing ?
If its an area thing.. then its definately the quality not quantity where Zootle comes from!!! Can think of a few other lurvely's from that way as well!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Keep trying mate... you could always flounce on the grounds that this site just obviously doesn't work!!
:lol: Sex God
Quote by zootle
Keep trying mate... you could always flounce on the grounds that this site just obviously doesn't work!!
I may just do that...
Throwing myself off beachy head also has some merit.
So, because you got no offers you're going to go to Beachy Head and toss yourself off?
The second part I understand, but why Beachy Head? Can't you do it in the living room? :lol2:
Zootle having read your one-liner, and your sad state of desperation in this thread, I can only presume that you are trying too hard to capture that sensuous whiff of female arousal. You know the girls can smell utter desperation with pegs on their noses (did i say noses... ) and will run from you like punks from a disco. You are giving them TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Be coy, mysterious, subtle... keep em guessing ....check out some of the previous one-liners and their massive responses. Honestly Zootle I thought you would have got the hang of it by now...
xxx
) and will run from you like punks from a disco. You are giving them TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Be coy, mysterious, subtle... keep em guessing ....check out some of the previous one-liners and their massive responses. Honestly Zootle I thought you would have got the hang of it by now... xxx
Zootle - i couldn't help myself, I just had to have a peak at your tempting and truly inviting proposal - please take note of my constructive and thought-provoking response. 
Have given it some thought and i think it may well have been said before but - I really do think you're trying too hard!
Have given it some thought and i think it may well have been said before but - I really do think you're trying too hard!
