Don't know but my late husband used to have to slow down if he wanted to talk to me.
H.x
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Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Right to complete the hijack (well it was shite anyhow) am I the only one who turns the car stereo down when i'm looking for some where and driving?
MK III used to put on her glasses to hear people
i find that i think better when i've got a pen in my had.......even if i dont need to use a pen......
Quote by H-x
Right next to the cell for asking directions when we are lost.
Can I just point out that if god had meant us to have a sense of direction he wouldn't have given females the capability to write them down for us
<<<<<<<<< gets lost pretty much anywhere he goes
The driver never asks the passenger asks
If no passenger the driver just drives aimlessly till he finda it
Am i the only bloke who likes dissmantling stuff :lol:
the driver always asks for directions - whether she's lost or not, dependant of course on the rear view of the passer by she stops to ask.
H.x
Yup same for bloke drivers. I wasnt being sexist or owt. Not intentional any how
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
<<<<<<<<< gets lost pretty much anywhere he goes
FB gets lost when coming out of hotel rooms
ops: Sex God
Quote by H-x
<<<<<<<<< gets lost pretty much anywhere he goes
FB gets lost when coming out of hotel rooms
ops:I wouldn't worry FB, I'm usually lost when I go in em.
H.x
See, I don't have that problem :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by 295466
All I can say is if this is a true reflection of the female mind then god help us!
No wonder so many blokes are on the turn....
Yeah well at least you didn't get many 'mind your own business' comments.
Quote by sheddy
Right to complete the hijack (well it was shite anyhow) am I the only one who turns the car stereo down when i'm looking for some where and driving?
If I'm looking for somewhere or at a really busy junction I always turn the stereo down!
You have something in common with me Sheddy - try not to :cry: though!
:P
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
You spanner!
say it like it is kiss_me........ :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
i've not heard anyne use that phrase for ages but its really tickled me......
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
<<<<<<<<< gets lost pretty much anywhere he goes
FB gets lost when coming out of hotel rooms
ops:I know!
Sex God
Quote by westerross
<<<<<<<<< gets lost pretty much anywhere he goes
FB gets lost when coming out of hotel rooms
ops:I know!
:twisted:
Quote by Kiss_Me
Right to complete the hijack (well it was shite anyhow) am I the only one who turns the car stereo down when i'm looking for some where and driving?
If I'm looking for somewhere or at a really busy junction I always turn the stereo down!
You have something in common with me Sheddy - try not to :cry: though!
:P
Me three!
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Right to complete the hijack (well it was shite anyhow) am I the only one who turns the car stereo down when i'm looking for some where and driving?
If I'm looking for somewhere or at a really busy junction I always turn the stereo down!
You have something in common with me Sheddy - try not to :cry: though!
:P
Me three!
Oooh shit me four! Do I want to be in this club?? :undecided:
Quote by Kiss_Me
You have something in common with me Sheddy - try not to :cry: though!
Well that makes 2 things then asI'm sure we share excellent tatse in women aswell
Quote by westerross
Right to complete the hijack (well it was shite anyhow) am I the only one who turns the car stereo down when i'm looking for some where and driving?
If I'm looking for somewhere or at a really busy junction I always turn the stereo down!
You have something in common with me Sheddy - try not to :cry: though!
:P
Me three!
Oooh shit me four! Do I want to be in this club?? :undecided:
I wasn't aware there was a club but looking at the list of planned members prehaps I should :grin:
I don't normally go in for abusive ping-pong but in your case I'll make a special exception.
I would normally say change the record but in your case I think changing the tampon might provide better results!
There again, maybe you haven't reached puberty yet!?
At least spanners have a use - especially in tightening up nutters with loose screws!
Now can we just return to the subject and discuss things in a friendly way?
:shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You spanner!
Aren't you meant to be busy molesting your massage clients or something?.....
I would normally say change the record but in your case I think changing the tampon might provide better results!
There again, maybe you haven't reached puberty yet!?
At least spanners have a use - especially in tightening up nutters with loose screws!
Now can we just return to the subject and discuss things in a friendly way?
Quote by Kiss_Me
All I can say is if this is a true reflection of the female mind then god help us!
No wonder so many blokes are on the turn....
:shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: You spanner!
Aren't you meant to be busy molesting your massage clients or something?.....
Quote by 295466
I don't normally go in for abusive ping-pong but in your case I'll make a special exception.
I would normally say change the record but in your case I think changing the tampon might provide better results!
There again, maybe you haven't reached puberty yet!?
At least spanners have a use - especially in tightening up nutters with loose screws!
Now can we just return to the subject and discuss things in a friendly way?
All I can say is if this is a true reflection of the female mind then god help us!
No wonder so many blokes are on the turn....
:shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: You spanner!
Aren't you meant to be busy molesting your massage clients or something?.....
Don't you get it? Nobody wants to divuldge their inner most secrets to you for your sad titilation! We get off on actually meeting other people and sharing real experiences, not just living of those who do instead.
Your sexist remarks show what a pleb you are and are no doubt indicative of why you seem to fall flat at every fence.
:giggle:
Dudes chill out ( i know thats rich coming from me) think happy thoughts and all will be good 
But I don't think insults go down to well on here so prehaps a rethink in your use of language is needed
think happy thoughts and all will be good Quote by 295466
I would normally say change the record but in your case I think changing the tampon might provide better results!
But I don't think insults go down to well on here so prehaps a rethink in your use of language is needed
Quote by 295466
I don't normally go in for abusive ping-pong but in your case I'll make a special exception.
I would normally say change the record but in your case I think changing the tampon might provide better results!
There again, maybe you haven't reached puberty yet!?
At least spanners have a use - especially in tightening up nutters with loose screws!
Now can we just return to the subject and discuss things in a friendly way?
All I can say is if this is a true reflection of the female mind then god help us!
No wonder so many blokes are on the turn....
:shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: You spanner!
Aren't you meant to be busy molesting your massage clients or something?.....
I'm sorry but WHAT?
Did you really expect women to share their inner thoughts and feelings with someone who seems to think of them as a different species? Surprisingly enough if you treat women like people they may be a little more responsive.
H.x
Quote by de_sade
Your sexist remarks show what a pleb you are and are no doubt indicative of why you seem to fall flat at every fence.
Pleb ?! :shock:
Pleb ?! :shock:
I'm sorry, but since when has sexism been reserved for the lower classes? Or did you MEANsomething else?
No I meant pleb, typical of you to assume otherwise. It beats using other words such as c*nt and w*nker - would these be more acceptable to Mr Important De_Sad? I do know what the word means.
And, if you meant something else wouldn't it be wiser next time you decide you bump your posts up with another one of your 'hilarious' brand of "Oh, look everyone I'm a lesbian" messages that you actually took the time NOT to alienate over a third of the SH membership and didn't make such a fucking broad and incorrect generalisation.
You cretin. You do make me laugh though. :rotflmao: I am glad you enjoy my particular brand of comments De_Sad, it warms me to know I am in your thoughts, as you obviously haven't got over our last little spat.
Yeah I'm bumping up my posts to errrrrr achieve more posts? Wow that would be worthwhile wouldn't it? I have a life
Sorry . . . Just so you understand Kate (because you have Aspergers) - It would help if your barbs were NOT class prejudiced.
Who is Kate? I can be what I want. You seem to do a pretty good line in pretending. Anyway he can be gender prejudiced so I feel I'm entitled to have an opinion - no matter what your personal views on women are. :sleeping:
I know a lack of social skills is one of the features of Aspergers so perhaps I should cut you some slack, but seeing as you don't bother with anyone else, why should I?
Ohhhh please cut me some slack as I'm special ffs you patronising idiot! Get a grip, do I care if you cut me some slack? No! I cut plenty of slack on here - just seems you focus on what suits you.
Who the hell do you think are you anyway? The Queen of Sheba????? :roll:
Errrr no I am me? Do you think you have things in common with De_Sade? Probably helps you deal with your short man syndrome.
Pleb.
Good grief. :roll:
De_sade
I wondered how long it would be before you you caved in and had another go, you nealry manages to do the decent thing and leave it. It's ok for him to talk to me like that but not for me to repspond? Says a lot about you.
You have the gall to tell me not to make barbed comments? :roll: Pot, kettle, black? Sorry I didn't use a capital P Sir - how do I make it up to you? If this is your basis for having yet another go at me why don't you just go and spout your psuedo intellectual tosh somewhere else.
How very gentlemanly of you. :roll:
NB: De_Sad I have tried to spell everything correctly and use capitals where needed. I do hope this meets you expectations. Ohhh and Admin can we have a yawn emoticon? I think I/we may need it!
Besides agreeing with De_Sade lets just get one thing straight KM - it was you who started the abuse.
The idea of the cafe is for "chit-chat" - no-one's forcing you either to contribute or share your thoughts on the subject I raised.
However, as with much bigger issues in life such as war, isn't it better to talk/negotiate than to go out with all guns blazing assuming that you are always right?
To continue with your approach can only make things more devisive and worse.
You never know by opening up a bit more you might enlighten this half of the human race a little more and improve things. There again maybe you get some perverse enjoyment from being so negative and destructive.
Fortunately for me I've also had a number of very supportive messages from other "females" and know that you are in a sad minority.
The idea of the cafe is for "chit-chat" - no-one's forcing you either to contribute or share your thoughts on the subject I raised.
However, as with much bigger issues in life such as war, isn't it better to talk/negotiate than to go out with all guns blazing assuming that you are always right?
To continue with your approach can only make things more devisive and worse.
You never know by opening up a bit more you might enlighten this half of the human race a little more and improve things. There again maybe you get some perverse enjoyment from being so negative and destructive.
Fortunately for me I've also had a number of very supportive messages from other "females" and know that you are in a sad minority.
