what hapens when

1 Mar 2004

the puple bar under your name is filled al the way across do you get a prize

1 Mar 2004

My theory is that all members come around to your house and throw a huge party. I'll let you know when it happens.

1 Mar 2004

My purple bar is all the way, and no-one's been to my house for a party sad

, maybe people are planning to throw me a suprise one...
...oh no, I'm not good with suprises wink

:wink: :wink:

1 Mar 2004

It was only a theory, Blue. You don't have to panic yet - leave that until you hear the doorbell.
But it seems you're long overdue for whatever it is. What would you like? You'd be owed a bit of interest on it by now.

1 Mar 2004

I'd like peace and harmony for the entire world.... not really.... how about you all send me a few quid wink

... oh OK then, a good shag or three will do :wink:

1 Mar 2004

Your wish is my command. (checking wallet) Umm... I'm a bit light today. Will you take a shag instead of cash?

1 Mar 2004

Come on Djohn... you know we don't talk cash in here... Blue will just want a few photos....
Gman.... not a clue bout my purple bar

1 Mar 2004

Oh OK, you can pay me part in sex and owe me the rest rotflmao

:silly:

1 Mar 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Oh OK, you can pay me part in sex and owe me the rest :silly:

YOU'VE BEEN TOLD - you can't offer or ask for payment... take 1500 lines 'I must not ask for money for shagging' and stand in the corner.
Talking of standing in corners WTF is Matt??? Not seen him around, grief, I hope I didn't tell HIM to stand in a corner and he's still there waiting for release....
*scuttles off to search site for poor old dear old Matt*

1 Mar 2004

Uh oh... in debt to Blue. That's an uncomfortable position. Knowing that any time, day or night, the phone might ring. Blue calling in the debt. And if I refuse, I know what's in store for me. I've seen the photo.

1 Mar 2004

Ooops, sorry Jags - forgot the site policy for a mo there.... redface

... would it be OK if DJohn paid me in Crunch Creams instead?
Who's Matt? confused

1 Mar 2004

I think that answers the question.
When your purple bar fills, you get sex, all the Crunch Creams you can eat, and Jags being stern. I can't wait!

1 Mar 2004

Hmmmm, the new chocolate fudge crunch creams are very yummy - get posting and fill your purple bar quickly lol

:lol: :lol:

1 Mar 2004

Quote by bluexxx
and no-one's been to my house for a party :

Well I surgest we have a bring a bottle party at blue's place.
TS

1 Mar 2004

Ok then I will bring a bottle of Absynth & we can share the crunch creams....
Whos gonna lick up the crumbs though?? :twisted:

1 Mar 2004

Quote by DJohn
Will, you take a shag instead of cash

Who have you been talking to? lol

1 Mar 2004

I haven't been talking to Sappho, Will. Where's she got to? I miss her.

1 Mar 2004

Am I the only person that has never noticed the purple bar before?? I have had to post this just so I can see how big mine is :shock: wink

:? :?

1 Mar 2004

Now now Sarge keep it clean! no talking of big things here. lol

1 Mar 2004

maybe it is there to reassure folks of their importance on this site....
It's a joke goddamnit!!!
Stu...of the "goading &...." variety
xxxxxx

1 Mar 2004

Quote by DJohn
When your purple bar fills, you get sex, all the Crunch Creams you can eat, and Jags being stern < ... >

*starts melting his keyboard by bashing out even more irrelevant Postings than his usual* +
:rascal:
+ known as "Post Slutting" in CyberForum world

1 Mar 2004

Quote by Moist
Ok then I will bring a bottle of Absynth & we can share the crunch creams....
Whos gonna lick up the crumbs though?? :twisted:

moist ... it depends where you drop them,, but I am so close to offering... :twisted: :twisted:
Gman

1 Mar 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have had to post this just so I can see how big mine is

So Sgt can you let us all in on this one and to just how big it is?
TS

2 Mar 2004

Quote by bluexxx
My purple bar is all the way, and no-one's been to my house for a party , maybe people are planning to throw me a suprise one...
...oh no, I'm not good with suprises :wink: :wink:

We did mate, you were out dogging dunno

We had a fantastic time, all the bloke in their best lingerie, rampant bodies all over the place.
Sorry! we would have told you, but that would have kind have spoiled the surprise :wink:
lhk
Kat

2 Mar 2004

LMAO! :shock:

2 Mar 2004

I wondered who'd left my house in such a mess, but then I concluded it must have been me :shock: ... next time you decide to come round to my house for a party, I'll leave you all a list of jobs for you to do before you leave :mrgreen: