You are scary =
- Jesus H Christ you are a sexual animal
- You seem to know what you want, I hope it's not me!
- I don't think I can live up to your standards and I don't want to die trying.
- bollocks, another fat bitch.
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What I meant to say was....
Quote by PoloLady
You are scary =
- Jesus H Christ you are a sexual animal
- You seem to know what you want, I hope it's not me!
- I don't think I can live up to your standards and I don't want to die trying.
- bollocks, another fat bitch.
:lol2: OMG, how many times haven't I been told I'm scary, now I get it. :lol2:
Quote by Libra-Love
You are scary =
- Jesus H Christ you are a sexual animal
- You seem to know what you want, I hope it's not me!
- I don't think I can live up to your standards and I don't want to die trying.
- bollocks, another fat bitch.
:lol2: OMG, how many times haven't I been told I'm scary, now I get it. :lol2:
You're not scary you are funny, ooops sorry, no I meant you are a babe. No, no, oh fluck, sorry no I meant you are cool. No, bollocks that's not what I meant. I'd give you a call and explain but I lost your number!
Quote by PoloLady
You're not scary you are funny, ooops sorry, no I meant you are a babe. No, no, oh fluck, sorry no I meant you are cool. No, bollocks that's not what I meant. I'd give you a call and explain but I lost your number!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Just tell her you wanna fuck her Polo - you know you want to.
Quote by PoloLady
You're not scary you are funny, ooops sorry, no I meant you are a babe. No, no, oh fluck, sorry no I meant you are cool. No, bollocks that's not what I meant. I'd give you a call and explain but I lost your number!
You got anymore pics?
My msn is xxxxxxxxxx , add me babes. You got a webcam, you know, to verify we're both genuine . :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
You're not scary you are funny, ooops sorry, no I meant you are a babe. No, no, oh fluck, sorry no I meant you are cool. No, bollocks that's not what I meant. I'd give you a call and explain but I lost your number!
You got anymore pics?
My msn is xxxxxxxxxx , add me babes. You got a webcam, you know, to verify we're both genuine . :twisted:
You look cute in those photos - you have lovely eyes. Can I give you a call when I am free, I am just really busy at the minute.
Quote by PoloLady
You are scary =
- Jesus H Christ you are a sexual animal
- You seem to know what you want, I hope it's not me!
- I don't think I can live up to your standards and I don't want to die trying.
- bollocks, another fat bitch.
Funnily enough, there are two good translations in there.
One for PoloLady
: And one for Libra-Love :?:
Sex God
" ooooohhh what a lovely pram" - damn thats one ugly baby - but i need to say something nice.
" well they do say opposites attract" - what the hell are you doing with a minger like that? / how the fuck did YOU manage to pull someone like that?
"i would hate to ruin the friendship we have by complicating things" - you stimulate my mind - but i would rather shag my gran than you!
" i dont mean any offence but..." - i am about to insult you - deal with it"
" what a coincidence you calling me .... i was just thinking about you" - DAMN, i KNEW it was a risk answering the phone!
" well they do say opposites attract" - what the hell are you doing with a minger like that? / how the fuck did YOU manage to pull someone like that?
"i would hate to ruin the friendship we have by complicating things" - you stimulate my mind - but i would rather shag my gran than you!
" i dont mean any offence but..." - i am about to insult you - deal with it"
" what a coincidence you calling me .... i was just thinking about you" - DAMN, i KNEW it was a risk answering the phone!
Sex God
Well ive just insulted my m8s car, by mistyping Car and putting Can
Boy, am i grovelling here
:crazy: :doh:
It wasnt intentional!
Boy, am i grovelling here
:crazy: :doh: It wasnt intentional!
Sex God
Quote by SunBunny
Well ive just insulted my m8s car, by mistyping Car and putting Can
Boy, am i grovelling here
Am I pissed or are you in the wrong thread honey?
Nope, im where i wanna be thanks.
Like the title says:- What I meant to say was:-
and i said can not car
"Oh stop, stop, you're too good at that" =
1 - Wow you are about to blow me into orgasmic heaven - stop I want to make sure you are satisfied.
2 - you are really good at that and I don't want you to think I cum quick.
3 - If I cum now - that will be me done for a couple of hours and I don't want to piss you off just yet.
4 - you are crap at oral!
5 - I am about to lose wood - I was enjoying that whilst I had my eyes shut and could imagine you were fit, but I have lost that mental image now.
1 - Wow you are about to blow me into orgasmic heaven - stop I want to make sure you are satisfied.
2 - you are really good at that and I don't want you to think I cum quick.
3 - If I cum now - that will be me done for a couple of hours and I don't want to piss you off just yet.
4 - you are crap at oral!
5 - I am about to lose wood - I was enjoying that whilst I had my eyes shut and could imagine you were fit, but I have lost that mental image now.
Didn't want to bump it myself but just thought of this one:
brb =
a - be right back, I just need to go to the loo/get a drink/answer the door/phone etc...
b - be right back, I just need to say hello to someone, please don't go away.
c - I am going for a while, something far more interesting than you is on the telly.
d - I am going for a while, some bird is gonna get her tits out on cam for me!
e - I am wanking.
brb =
a - be right back, I just need to go to the loo/get a drink/answer the door/phone etc...
b - be right back, I just need to say hello to someone, please don't go away.
c - I am going for a while, something far more interesting than you is on the telly.
d - I am going for a while, some bird is gonna get her tits out on cam for me!
e - I am wanking.
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
Didn't want to bump it myself but just thought of this one:
brb =
a - be right back, I just need to go to the loo/get a drink/answer the door/phone etc...
b - be right back, I just need to say hello to someone, please don't go away.
c - I am going for a while, something far more interesting than you is on the telly.
d - I am going for a while, some bird is gonna get her tits out on cam for me!
e - I am wanking.
f - The other half just came upstairs and I need to close this chat window pronto!
Sex God
You are a wonderful person with many fine qualities:
A) You are a wonderful person with many fine qualities.
B) You have some redeeming features; I just don't know what they are.
C) You're an ugly bastard and I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole.
A) You are a wonderful person with many fine qualities.
B) You have some redeeming features; I just don't know what they are.
C) You're an ugly bastard and I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole.
No more pizza for me thank you =
A - You have been a generous host. I am truly full and could not eat another bite.
B - Yeah right, I always eat cold pizza!
C - I don’t want eat pizza; I want to suck your cock again.
D - My stomach is already turning at the thought of being here with you. I don’t want to bring-up food as well.
A - You have been a generous host. I am truly full and could not eat another bite.
B - Yeah right, I always eat cold pizza!
C - I don’t want eat pizza; I want to suck your cock again.
D - My stomach is already turning at the thought of being here with you. I don’t want to bring-up food as well.
Should I shave? - I'm a little stubbly right now, can you live with it?
Should I shave? - I'm stubly right now, but I'm saving shaving until I meet someone decent.
Should I shave? - If you're a minger I will have wasted my time coz I won't be going near you, tell me in advance!
Should I shave? - You're a fat bastard and are unlikely to have nerve endings close enough to the surface to notice.
Should I shave? - I'm stubly right now, but I'm saving shaving until I meet someone decent.
Should I shave? - If you're a minger I will have wasted my time coz I won't be going near you, tell me in advance!
Should I shave? - You're a fat bastard and are unlikely to have nerve endings close enough to the surface to notice.
You are vigorous - That action of yours was performed rapidly and with intense activity!
You are vigorous - you are a cheap trollopy person, only common people have love bites, especially on their tits
You are vigorous - How did I end up across the other side of the room, catapulted by your over active hips.
You are Vigorous - this reminds me of buckaroo
You are vigorous - Damn another fat bitch, watch this wobble vigourously!
You are vigorous - you are a cheap trollopy person, only common people have love bites, especially on their tits
You are vigorous - How did I end up across the other side of the room, catapulted by your over active hips.
You are Vigorous - this reminds me of buckaroo
You are vigorous - Damn another fat bitch, watch this wobble vigourously!
Casanova
You really are a beautiful person.
a. You really are a beautiful person, I cant believe my luck knowing someone as wonderful as you
b. You really are a beautiful person, but your attitude stinks
c. You really are a beautiful person, but your personality is shit
d. You really are a beautiful person, but you are a shite ride, I would have been better staying at home and having a wank
e. You really are a beautiful person, but my god you have a hygiene problem
f. You really are a beautiful person, but I am going to dump you now because I have met someone who gives blowjobs.
a. You really are a beautiful person, I cant believe my luck knowing someone as wonderful as you
b. You really are a beautiful person, but your attitude stinks
c. You really are a beautiful person, but your personality is shit
d. You really are a beautiful person, but you are a shite ride, I would have been better staying at home and having a wank
e. You really are a beautiful person, but my god you have a hygiene problem
f. You really are a beautiful person, but I am going to dump you now because I have met someone who gives blowjobs.
Sex God
No Way
Perhaps
Yes
Perhaps
Yes
Nobody will notice =
a - Nobody will notice you have bite marks all over you, they are faint and the lighting at the club is poor.
b - Yes, you will look like a common slapper - but I am not going to tell you that to your face.
c - Nobody will notice - why would they be looking at a fat old tart like you!
a - Nobody will notice you have bite marks all over you, they are faint and the lighting at the club is poor.
b - Yes, you will look like a common slapper - but I am not going to tell you that to your face.
c - Nobody will notice - why would they be looking at a fat old tart like you!
