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what is better than sex?- volume 2

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I've walked the Andes in Peru to Machu Pichu
I've elephant trekked in Northern Thailand
I've sailed on a Victorian Schooner around the Indian Ocean
BUT.........
None of these experiences has given me the pleasure I get from sex!
Please discuss
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What about a damn good wank, when all other options are closed?
Or are you counting that as sex?
A hole in one at golf, Bob Dylan live,Sugar Ray leonard versus Marvin Hagler, England winning the World cup, finishing a marathon, returning from a war and a good roast dinner!
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Well yeh! biggrin Darn site better than just being ordered to "Discuss" wink
Hmmm better than sex eh ............ Laughing, that uncontrolable laughter which starts right in your belly and just bubbles up to hysterics lol It doesn't happen very often and it's not something you can plan - in fact it usually happens right at the most awful of times...
Like when your cousin has just electrocuted herself on the food mixer :shock:
Like when discussing perfume with a colleague and she innocently asks you to smell her Lou Lou :shock:
Like when you find out why the guys nickname is Purple confused (cos he had a stutter and his name was Paul :? )........... Not funny, but then uncontrolable laughter always comes at the most unappropriate of times :?
And of course too many things to mention while watching the kids grow up, learn and put their take on things :lol:
Yep, gimme laughter any day ........... I just wish it could be at more appropriate times :?
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BUT.........
None of these experiences has given me the pleasure I get from sex!

On an emotional level, watching my pal Bertie display the signs that he was trying to communicate with me, in his own language. Running his nose along the ground, before coming in to me and touching me so very gently on my shoulder with his muzzle because he chose to be with me of his own will.
Or on a more physical level, there was this last year.
rotflmao @ myself. Not sure if this post should be here or in the Memories Thread rolleyes
all very well. but for me, until you've performed in front of a great big crowd of total strangers; had them join in, singing your own words back at you; had them feeling what you're feeling; hanging on your every movement, gesture, word, inflection; heard them spontaneously burst into cheers at the end and known that they've got it, they've understood what you meant and they feel it too... that's the thing, that's the drug, it's like heroin for your ego, it's fucking brilliant. and nothing else will ever hit the spot once you've had that, and when you lose it it's like having your arm cut off.
it's elusive like runner's high or the perfect pill, you can do loads of gigs and only get it on a few really special occasions. it's happened to me exactly twice: once at a festival in newcastle (who knows the fish quay festival?), in front of a plaza full of pissed-up geordies who i thought were going to hate us but who really really went for it; once at an event in germany where (to cap it off) i was playing on a steinway grand in front of about 900 people. look this might look like unseemly bragging and i'm sorry. really, my penis is nothing special. and i haven't crossed oceans or climbed mountains or swum the english channel. but if i ever experience a high like that again, i will probably just want to stop the tape there.
oh, sex is really nice as well.
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all very well. but for me, until you've performed in front of a great big crowd of total strangers;

We've been dogging too...it's good innit wink biggrin :D
havin a whizz when you've been hangin on too long.
and a cart load of other stuff that I can't be bothered to .......'discuss'
the first gulp of cold lager after a hard day at work...priceless
the best thing for me was watching my son swim with the dolphins when we took him to florida it was the best thing iv ever done in my life and very very biggrin enjoyable
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Well yeh! biggrin Darn site better than just being ordered to "Discuss" wink
Hmmm better than sex eh ............ Laughing, that uncontrolable laughter which starts right in your belly and just bubbles up to hysterics lol It doesn't happen very often and it's not something you can plan - in fact it usually happens right at the most awful of times...
Like when your cousin has just electrocuted herself on the food mixer :shock:
Like when discussing perfume with a colleague and she innocently asks you to smell her Lou Lou :shock:
Like when you find out why the guys nickname is Purple confused (cos he had a stutter and his name was Paul :? )........... Not funny, but then uncontrolable laughter always comes at the most unappropriate of times :?
And of course too many things to mention while watching the kids grow up, learn and put their take on things :lol:
Yep, gimme laughter any day ........... I just wish it could be at more appropriate times :?
Oh im in total agreement with u there Misschief!
Like the time i had to drive home recently in a convertible car with a rat cage on my head cos it wouldnt fit in the small car, nearly wet my knickers!
Also another feeling that beats sex is when a friend is down and your able to help them, make then laugh etc, as i did yesterday when tellling them about the new party trick they taught my 3yr old son, I heard him ask his big sister to pull his finger and then he blew a raspberry pretending to fart rolleyes :lol:
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Hmmm better than sex eh ............ Laughing, that uncontrolable laughter which starts right in your belly and just bubbles up to hysterics lol It doesn't happen very often and it's not something you can plan - in fact it usually happens right at the most awful of times...
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Without a doubt, but it has to be with your best friends, contagious, and leaves you wondering what the fuck started you all off in the first place :mrgreen:
Watching Timmy stumble out of a car and nearly throw up because he was laughing so hard is one such memory :inlove:
Venusxxx
Ive jumped off blackpool tower ive ski'd a one mile black and i must say i pull the same faces when doing that than when i have sex lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
what the hell is a one mile black?
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what the hell is a one mile black?

He's referring to skiing a 'black run' down the side of a mountain.
Green=Grandmothers can do them
Blue=Boring But Beautiful
Red=Really Racing
Black=Balls and plenty of 'em
HTH
The money he gives you when he's done.
:shock: What? Just me then bolt
:giggle:
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havin a whizz when you've been hangin on too long.
and a cart load of other stuff that I can't be bothered to .......'discuss'
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh that feeling is just heaven, there's not even a smiley that can express that feeling :lol2:
Kind of from this :crazy: to this :smile2: in seconds! Pure bliss cool
Same with number twos when you get home after a weekend in the middle of a field camping :uhoh: Bluddy lovely feeling 8-)
Along with a heavenly shower after the same camping trip - from totally grubby and greasy to sparkles, ahhhhhhhhhh that feeling is almost worth getting filthy for 8-)
yes your right there isn't really the right smiley for that, need a sort of 'lost eyes' smiley. I find it such a relief that me eyes dissapear right up into my head, I've taken to sticking some ear plugs in when I'm gonna do that so no light gets in through my ears cos the inside of a head is real messy......not a nice thing to see.
and your dead right about the laughter thing, as you say it don't happen that often ...call it getting the muttley's after Dick Dasterdly's dog, sort of a laugh that isn't a laugh more like some torn bagpipes being played by someone with asthma, whilst running up a flight of stairs.
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sort of a laugh that isn't a laugh more like some torn bagpipes being played by someone with asthma, whilst running up a flight of stairs.

That's the laugh!!!!! Perfect description.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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havin a whizz when you've been hangin on too long.

Heaven....Ahhhh!!!!