I fix thomas the tank engine.
Whoo hoo,
Puff puff
I think what everyone is saying is: There are 26 registered users currently logged on. Walk down any street in Britain and ask a random selection of 26 people what their profession is and you will get the same range of professions you get here.
Ask the same 26 people, do you tell your workmates about your sex life? - and you will get the same answer you get here.
lhk
I still think its an excuse to tell everyone what job they do or as implied earlier, research for an article
I put the holes in Polo's and I am very stressed today cos I put a pile of holes down for a minute or two and now they've gone and disappeared into thin air.
as a consequence I am having to negotiate with trebor to take my stock of unholy mints.. :doh:
Blue.... bored...tacky...sticky ..all over fingers....all over keyboard....
I am beginning to wonder if we are talking something all together different from that common office product. :twisted:
Im a professional skiver!
Can't afford to have one job in the country: I do lots of things.
I am official village idiot.
I rescue butterflies from the inside of windows.
I sniff all the septic tanks in the village to see if any are in need of emptying.
I check the weathercock on the church to see it is accurate.
I drive cattle up and down the road so the townies can take nice pictures.
I watch the grass grow and write a report in the agricultural section of local paper reporting growth rates and colour.
I work for several decorators: I watch their paint dry and ring them when it's ready for another coat.
I act as a substitute scarecrow when one of the real ones needs a bit of R&R.
I work as a decoy for the local pigeon shooting syndicate: I lie in a field of and say 'coooo-coooo'.
I 'ramble out on a bright May Morning early'-so the local folk musicians have something to sing about.
I am substitute fox when the local hunt runs short of real ones: I don Gran's fur coat, roll in the dustbin and run up and down shouting 'Boom-Boom!!'.
I'm paid to sit in the pub going 'ooh-arrr' for the nice American tourists.
I write poetry
I save the planet.
One of these may actually be my paid employment.......
im the local wench tester.........its a tuff job,testing how good all these wenches r,.....still im a stamina filled boy,........... :cheers:
i am a erm..............student
i try to help to do the damage limitation.. and i end up being the offender!
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hwoar: "Taking them off here boss"
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, or so my son thinks!) 
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. It is also on several keys on my keyboard and on my mouse... it is damned annoying 
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