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What is everyone up to tonight?

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don't sound so desperate pimper erm whatever it is spelled like :P
I was merely appreciating the aesthetic qualities of her breasts.. redface
Sorry Maia
They Are Great X
ok so .. let me practise this leeriness of mine
what is everyone wearing?
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ok so .. let me practise this leeriness of mine
what is everyone wearing?

grey T-shirt, black jods, thick socks. (Took me boots off)
au naturel here, but that's cos i am in bed
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au naturel here, but that's cos i am in bed

:shock: defenetly teasing, :twisted:
Just in bath robe hear biggrin
Phil.
Just flown back in and havn't had time to change yet
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I'm booked for a pre-school 'disco' with my ever so loveble 2 year old son. He really makes your heart melt. I wish I had his eyes.
Honestly ladies, in 20 yars time he will break all ladykiller records.
And yes returned from said 'disco' and he's such a magnet for all the mums there. damn i wish they were swingers!!!
Well. I spent the evening watching Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkhaban. ahhh I hate harry potter
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Well. I spent the evening watching Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkhaban. ahhh I hate harry potter

As films go it is particularly crap wouldnt you say?
Sitting here having my cock played with! wink lol
:twisted:
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Sitting here having my cock played with! wink lol
:twisted:

And what is KcKat up to??
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Sitting here having my cock played with! wink lol
:twisted:

And what is KcKat up to??
Ummmmmmmmm..........
innocent
Watching 'Joan of Arc' :dry:
Venusxxx
Haven't a clue what I've done tonight except chat on the phone and on here ...
Tried shaving my legs earlier on and cut myself no less than 9 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have come to the conclusion the blade is knackered! Knowing my luck if I tried to slit my wrists tonight I'd have lovely smooth hair free arms!!!!!!!!!! (not that I am planning too btw ~ life sucks but it aint that desperate!)
C x
I'm solving puzzles.
The person sending me the puzzles is a lot more exciting than the puzzles, but she aint here, so what can I do?
Sad, isn't it? confused
What am I up to tonight ? Having a good old wank thanks very much. lol cool
By the way, where's Red Van Man ?
Going to bed in five minutes been decorating all week and my toys been packed away and I so need a wank!!
I didn't realise us SHers were such a bunch of wankers.
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is the 'wank' word allowable then? Now there's me spellchecking 'masturbation' every time
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is the 'wank' word allowable then? Now there's me spellchecking 'masturbation' every time

Are you saying you need help with masturbation Maia ? :twisted: :twisted:
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Are you saying you need help with masturbation Maia ? :twisted: :twisted:

Hmmm not sure, it takes me longer to spell 'masturbation' thatn it does to actually have one
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Are you saying you need help with masturbation Maia ? :twisted: :twisted:

Hmmm not sure, it takes me longer to spell 'masturbation' thatn it does to actually have one
Ahhh I think you do need help then.. you should be trying to have an Orgasm instead of a masturbation wink :twisted:
confused
ok ok.. so i am a bit slow today.. orgasms are easy to find but a really good wank is another... i rather enjoy the journey more rather than the arrival..
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confused
ok ok.. so i am a bit slow today.. orgasms are easy to find but a really good wank is another... i rather enjoy the journey more rather than the arrival..

I know what you mean... there are few things in life nicer than a really satisfying wank.... lol