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what is the biggest turn off
Orgasminator
apart from the obvious physical ones you mention for me it has to be lack of enthusiasm for the whole thing, nowt worse than a woman who isnt really wanting to be there but does the deed anyway, argh ,
:shock: goes back to thinking about his ex and then quickly slams her from his mind and thinks about soemone else, gets erection and has cold shower! :P
:shock: goes back to thinking about his ex and then quickly slams her from his mind and thinks about soemone else, gets erection and has cold shower! :P
Orgasminator
Quote by roger743
That and making phone calls whilst having sex.
i once knew a girl and i reckon we had sex more often than not while she was on the phone
i would be in my bed she would be at work but it was fun at the time 
Quote by midlandsmale39
it has to be lack of enthusiasm for the whole thing, nowt worse than a woman who isnt really wanting to be there but does the deed anyway, argh ,
yeah thats agreed!! them just lying there feeling they have to do!! no sound no movement!! u get the picture oooooo maybe its cause im shit in bed!! oh fuck!! or maybe not.... you'll have to find out
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Only half hearted interest has to be the biggest turn off - EVER! So, that means guys in clubs who stand around chatting about the weather, just get your act together - OK!
Orgasminator
what the operating room floor has to be cleaned by me if i stand a chance with you, is that what your saying i dont even think the hospital still exists anymore love
Quote by gilbert
Mother (mine) ringing whilst we did the deed,
she ( wife) picked it up and handed it to me!!!
how do you speak to your mother as you fuck your wife?
Wife was very naughty (thankfully!!)
She made it last
goodness knows what mother thought!!!
Gilbert
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I would suggest you talk calmly, politely and not too breathlessly!!!
and for fucks sake don't say something like "how do you like it bitch!!" (not that i imply you would talk like that just laughed as my moind worked over how would you speak....)
Nobody mentioned "white sports socks" or any socks come to it!! Stockings etc however well that's a different kettle of fish!!
also there could be children that come in first thing in the morning to disturb the morning glory and just put you off your stroke altogether.. that is a turnoff..
Mrs O'Grady.. little old lady (Viz) nothing stirs in the ole trouser dept for that one either!!
Sex God
Bad personal hygeine is an obvious one that comes to mind.
But my personal turn-off is vanity, people who are too bothered about how they look to get down, have some fun and get messed up!
Oh - and women who are obsessed with dieting and their weight, I don't want to have sex with a skeleton FFS!!
But my personal turn-off is vanity, people who are too bothered about how they look to get down, have some fun and get messed up!
Oh - and women who are obsessed with dieting and their weight, I don't want to have sex with a skeleton FFS!!
Quote by DreamerHelen
Bad breath for sure......
Bad body odour.....
A man that doesn't wash under his foreskin...... Ewwwwwww!!!!
I dont wish to appear stupid
but surely guys take care of these things B4 they go out? I mean, yes its natural to get a bit smelly in the day, but soap was invented ages ago.I for one, always try to be at my best, well i need to, i have a natural disadvantage, my face !!
Quote by Jags
Stupidity
Rudness ... Bugger
Ignorance.. Bugger
Bad teeth.. BuggerDirty fingernails... Bugger
Smelly armpits.. Bugger
Smelly groin.. BuggerDirty clothes -unless they're workmen and wearing rigger boots.. Got away with that
Want to take and not give.. BuggerStubble.. Bugger
Smokers breath.. Bugger
Pigeon feet :shock: ... Got Duck feet is that OkayHair comb overs... Bugger
.... etc etc
Do I have a chance?
Paul
Sex God
meh who use deodrant to mask body odour.. rather than have a bath!
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Quote by Fun365
Stupidity
Rudness ... Bugger
Ignorance.. Bugger
Bad teeth.. BuggerDirty fingernails... Bugger
Smelly armpits.. Bugger
Smelly groin.. BuggerDirty clothes -unless they're workmen and wearing rigger boots
Want to take and not give.. BuggerStubble.. Bugger
Smokers breath.. Bugger
Pigeon feet :shock: ... Got Duck feet is that OkayHair comb overs... Bugger
.... etc etc
Do I have a chance?
Paul
Well - you ain't stupid so there's your 'in'
:lol: :lol: I think your 'duck feet' is the same thing as my 'pigeon feet' - feet which turn in towards the middle rather than pointing straight forward??? Don't ask me why it turns me off - it just does!
Sex God
Quote by Jo_Mark_Nw_18083
:shock: fish scales left attached to the vaginal wall & crusty tampon strings with labels reading please dont remove till 2005 :shock: .xX Joanne Xx.
you know.. had you not signed that.. i WOULD have known it was you!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: yeah, ok, i'll steal something from jags' post.
Stupidity. Nothing annoys me more. I'm a bright guy meself, and to be honest, a snob when it comes to intellect, so i cannot STAND to be in the *company* of an idiot, let alone anything else. I can excuse being a bit slow, because we all are sometimes, and blonde-isms (sorry blondes!) i find really cute, but genuinely thick people, grrrr...
Stupidity. Nothing annoys me more. I'm a bright guy meself, and to be honest, a snob when it comes to intellect, so i cannot STAND to be in the *company* of an idiot, let alone anything else. I can excuse being a bit slow, because we all are sometimes, and blonde-isms (sorry blondes!) i find really cute, but genuinely thick people, grrrr...
Quote by g_a_e
yeah, ok, i'll steal something from jags' post.
Stupidity. Nothing annoys me more. I'm a bright guy meself, and to be honest, a snob when it comes to intellect, so i cannot STAND to be in the *company* of an idiot, let alone anything else. I can excuse being a bit slow, because we all are sometimes, and blonde-isms (sorry blondes!) i find really cute, but genuinely thick people, grrrr...
You can't steal it if I give it to you willingly :P and I do!!
