Driving in car towards work, concentrating on the road, thinking of meeting, eyes darting everywhere because it is rush hour. Head getting overloaded, concentration narrows the eyes and go onto autopilot for directions on how to get to work.
Take the junction for the motorway, traffic thins out and body starts to relax........it is the peaceful bit of the journey in. Look in the rear view mirror and see two pairs of eyes looking back at me. I have only just noticed them. They are attached to two small bodies that are sat in silence.
:doh: Drop the kids off at school first you fecking numpty
Dave_Notts
Lately
Called out a repair man to look at a window in work. Its like a metal sash window, you pull it down and normally it stays closed only this one would spring back up about a foot.
Repair man: Whats wrong with the window
Tweeky: Wont stay closed springs back up
Repair man: Tried locking it?
Tweeky: :doh:
Came out of work one night and used the bleeper to unlock my car - didnt work Used the key - didnt work Used the bleeper 3 more times didnt work and then I realised the car in front was mine as the lights were flashing on it I had even tried to open the boot so I could climb in
Years ago I lost a car in a car park.
Not unusual until I admit there were only 3 cars in it.
New car, so I didn't know the reg number yet. A nice metallic gold Nissan something or other. I went to Sainsubrys and did some shopping, came out and couldn't find the car. I had to go round each one and try the key.
The reason was, I has arrived in daylight and the car was gold. Came out after sunset and the ORANGE lights in the car park were the only illumination. Well, gold under orange light looks silver.
I must have looked like a middle-aged tea-leaf looking for a car to joy-ride in.
I have lost my car in every car park round here Its a standing joke that I can never remember where the car is parked
silliest?? joined sh... went 2 social... where sum1 got their bum smacked so hard...
we all jumped
many many years ago we had our first video recorder from radio rentals i wanted to record a programme but couldn't get it to record tried and tried but didn't work so called them out to look at it
the guy walked in and got it to work first go he asked me what the problem was i said show me how you did it, he pressed play and record simultaniously :doh: i'd just been pressing record on its own
needless to say i felt very silly indeed and now always always ALWAYS read instruction books since that day
Mmmmmm Apey cooked a really yummy dinner yesterday, pasta and meatballs. It was all very lovely he even made some home made bread. We had a very nice evening too caught up on some telly, showered and just snuggled till bed time..........We are getting there honest.
Well......as I was saying......we had a nice chilled out evening. By the time we got to bed Mr Apey was a little bit horny his roaming hands kinda gave that away and well normally its a case I never complain only moan (((blush))) except Apey being a plonker really made me moan for the wrong reasons!!! He only forgot to scrub his fingers after chopping chillies that went in the dinner!!!!!!!!!!! I went from moaning rather nicely to moaning and saying ouch in less than 5 mins!!! so if you want a passion killer slap some chillies on your bits lol
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