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Quote by meat2pleaseu
it's like chasing gay women rolleyes

.... and like chasing straight men wink
Quote by Bloke2005
it's like chasing gay women rolleyes

.... and like chasing straight men wink
And chasing gay men! :roll:
Quote by Kiss_Me
it's like chasing gay women rolleyes

.... and like chasing straight men wink
And chasing gay men! :roll:
Why have i got the Benny Hill theme running through my head rotflmao
To know if that's bloke in that there avatar??? :lickface:
:lol2: meaty!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
it's like chasing gay women rolleyes

.... and like chasing straight men wink
And chasing gay men! :roll:
Why have i got the Benny Hill theme running through my head rotflmao
So have I now! smackbottom
Me too....now ffs wink
Quote by Bloke2005
Me too....now ffs wink

Please put us out of our misery Bloke... WHO is the owner of that hod body in your atavar???
Quote by Kiss_Me
it's like chasing gay women rolleyes

.... and like chasing straight men wink
And chasing gay men! :roll:
Why have i got the Benny Hill theme running through my head rotflmao
So have I now! smackbottom
Jeeze! me too!!!!
Quick, go click on sassys post about the college song, that'll put that one in your head instead.....
Quote by meat2pleaseu
thats the pic i sent him to shut him up innocent

What pic? dunno
I can think of much better things to keep me quiet Meaty lol
I need a new car after it was broken into last night and the steering wheel was forced off braking the spline off the steering column after they couldnt get it started.
BASTARDS !!!
They the started on another car in the street. The police have made two arrest and found some prints but they could just be mine.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
a cricket bat should do the trick bolt

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
a cricket bat should do the trick bolt

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
a cricket bat should do the trick bolt

Play nice or I'll post that PM you sent me ages ago wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
a cricket bat should do the trick bolt

I would have thought a baseball bat was more the right shape Meaty, just bend over point that pert little bot Blokes way, ooh the images in my head now lol
Earthy xx
and why do you think i changed what i was typing from baseball bat to cricket bat, you filthy minded trollop.
i shall think of a suitable punishment for next time we meet smackbottom
Quote by meat2pleaseu
and why do you think i changed what i was typing from baseball bat to cricket bat, you filthy minded trollop.
i shall think of a suitable punishment for next time we meet smackbottom

I shall look forward to it, i was being nice i thought the cricket stumps mayhave been a bit sharp lol
Earthy xx
Quote by goose35
I need a new car after it was broken into last night and the steering wheel was forced off braking the spline off the steering column after they couldnt get it started.
BASTARDS !!!
They the started on another car in the street. The police have made two arrest and found some prints but they could just be mine.

:shock:
Please tell me you were insured?
Quote by earthchild
and why do you think i changed what i was typing from baseball bat to cricket bat, you filthy minded trollop.
i shall think of a suitable punishment for next time we meet smackbottom

I shall look forward to it, i was being nice i thought the cricket stumps mayhave been a bit sharp lol
Earthy xx
rotflmao
That shut Meaty up! :gagged:
Quote by Tania
I need a new car after it was broken into last night and the steering wheel was forced off braking the spline off the steering column after they couldnt get it started.
BASTARDS !!!
They the started on another car in the street. The police have made two arrest and found some prints but they could just be mine.

:shock:
Please tell me you were insured?
Yes i was but the cars only worth about £100 so not much point claiming. It will cost more than that for a new column nevermind labour costs unless i do it my self then theres the busted lock and handle to fix.
I'm looking in the haynes manual now to see wahts needed to do it.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
thats just not cricket :shock:

:shock:
What ARE you suggesting Meaty?
Quote by Kiss_Me
thats just not cricket :shock:

:shock:
What ARE you suggesting Meaty?
the men in the white coats finally coming for you??
Quote by earthchild
thats just not cricket :shock:

:shock:
What ARE you suggesting Meaty?
the men in the white coats finally coming for you??
:giggle:
No that would be far too subtle for Meaty!..... wink
Maybe it means "Bend over this was ready for insertion?" cool
A bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes......
:boo:
Quote by Kiss_Me
thats just not cricket :shock:

:shock:
What ARE you suggesting Meaty?
the men in the white coats finally coming for you??
:giggle:
No that would be far too subtle for Meaty!..... wink
Maybe it means "Bend over this was ready for insertion?" cool
you really don't have a clue do you? it's a totally different signal
:doh:
To be fair to me you can see how I got the two mixed up?
So what does the first one mean then Meaty?
smile
it means
'sorry about the smell, i'm old and had cabbage for lunch redface '