What is your greatest need right now?

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
thats just not cricket :shock:

:shock:
What ARE you suggesting Meaty?
the men in the white coats finally coming for you??
:giggle:
No that would be far too subtle for Meaty!..... wink

Maybe it means "Bend over this was ready for insertion?" cool

he has obviously already inserted the stumps as his hand is empty

10 Jul 2006

:laughabove:
Sounds very painful for the recipient though! blink

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
:laughabove:
Sounds very painful for the recipient though!

oh yes :twisted:

10 Jul 2006

I feel the need, the need for.....................
Tea!
anyone want a cup? no, ok, you can't say i didn't ask, and i'm having biccies too, oh well, more for me biggrin

10 Jul 2006

weak cup of darjealing please meaty, no sugar.
just a quickie before I unpack the shopping.
H.x

10 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
weak cup of darjealing please meaty, no sugar.
just a quickie before I unpack the shopping.
H.x

make your mind up, do you want tea or a quicky?

10 Jul 2006

too late, made my own tea, thanks.
H.x

10 Jul 2006

that just leaves the quicky then :rascal:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
that just leaves the quicky then :rascal:

Oh hurry up then, I've just put some 4 minute eggs on.
Once and a cigerret or twice at a push?
H.x

10 Jul 2006

all we want is a single bi fem with loads of money and unlimeted supply of jack danials oh and to win the lotto
"never fry sausages in the nude"

10 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
weak cup of darjealing please meaty, no sugar.
just a quickie before I unpack the shopping.
H.x

May I have an industrial strength cup of Assam please? One sugar! biggrin

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
weak cup of darjealing please meaty, no sugar.
just a quickie before I unpack the shopping.
H.x

May I have an industrial strength cup of Assam please? One sugar! biggrin

I've only got darjealing or lady grey, I make a rather good espresso though?
H.x

10 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
that just leaves the quicky then :rascal:

Oh hurry up then, I've just put some 4 minute eggs on.

how long do they take? dunno

10 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
weak cup of darjealing please meaty, no sugar.
just a quickie before I unpack the shopping.
H.x

May I have an industrial strength cup of Assam please? One sugar! biggrin

I've only got darjealing or lady grey, I make a rather good espresso though?
H.x
Ahh then an espresso it is please!
:D

10 Jul 2006

Having just finished a book on Tantric sex, just someone to practise with. :twisted:

11 Jul 2006

Having just finished a night shift, I need sleep more than anything else.

11 Jul 2006

A team of people to come into my house and completley redecorate so I don't have too would be nice.

11 Jul 2006

Need . . . . Joints that bend.
Desire . . . . BJ

11 Jul 2006

Right now I need coffee and toast... more specifically freshly brewed coffee,and homemade white bread, cut thick, toasted, dripping with melted butter and lashings of homemade strawberry jam
Settling for a cup of nescafe, plastic white bread and shop bought jam though rolleyes

11 Jul 2006

Hm - I've just run out of milk, so I think I might just put myself a pot of fresh on.

11 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
Need . . . . Joints that bend.
Desire . . . . BJ

I can probably help you with one of those db.....
I have some cod liver oil tablets in my desk here somewhere! wink

11 Jul 2006

not to be at work, and to be out frolicking in the glorious sunshine
Earthy xx

11 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Need . . . . Joints that bend.
Desire . . . . BJ

I can probably help you with one of those db.....
I have some cod liver oil tablets in my desk here somewhere! wink

If I thought it would work, I'd forego the BJ and take the cod liver oil I.V. :shock:
:wink:

11 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster
Need . . . . Joints that bend.
Desire . . . . BJ

I can probably help you with one of those db.....
I have some cod liver oil tablets in my desk here somewhere! wink

If I thought it would work, I'd forego the BJ and take the cod liver oil I.V. :shock:
:wink:
Awwwww db you poor fella! :therethere:
I know I shouldn't joke about these things really.
:kiss:

11 Jul 2006

Actually Seven Seas Glucosamine with Cod Liver Oil tablets are working wonders for me and they have replaced the heavy painkillers I used to take every day. Try them dammy and you'll see! biggrin

11 Jul 2006

:shock: I'm already taking 16 a day. Any more pills and I'll start to rattle as I walk :shock:
rotflmao

11 Jul 2006

i can get you a part in a samba band as percussion wink

11 Jul 2006

can't imagine what suggestions you might have for while I'm away on tour.

11 Jul 2006

I know what I wanted earlier and I've just had it biggrin

11 Jul 2006

I need the sun to keep shining for at least a week, festivals are so much more fun in the sun.
I need not to have pissed someone off this morning - does anyone have access to a time machine?
H.x