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What is your greatest need right now?

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I need a bit of love. Still recovering from my operation and having lot of aches and pains. I feel lonely as I am isolated in the flat whilst the family are eating Sunday lunch (my choice not to join them as I cannot eat and it might have been torture to see them eating). None of my friends here are free to visit me this week at least and my English friends seem to have forgotten me. (Note: anyone who doesn't keep on daily contact is registered as someone who has forgotten me.)
OK got it off my chest, now it is your turn to say what comes to your head. smile
Food
You big tease!
smackbottom
paracetamol drinkies :crazy:
Quote by Tania
I. (Note: anyone who doesn't keep on daily contact is registered as someone who has forgotten me.)
OK got it off my chest, now it is your turn to say what comes to your head. smile

GOSH! :shock: :shock: That's rather harsh on your friends FFS. Daily contact??? Haven't even got that with my family but it's a milliion miles away from being forgotten. Bit high maintenance and needy.
rolleyes
:therethere:
Our paths have not crossed that often but know how you feel, and as you are all alone ........ wave passionkiss hump :hump: :hump: blast sillyassionkiss: :beer: drinkies :thumbup:
innocent
rotflmao
Chin up hun, this too will pass wink
Coffee
Timmy Tail :twisted: or possibly ice cream, the van has just arrived biggrin
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jags
I. (Note: anyone who doesn't keep on daily contact is registered as someone who has forgotten me.)
OK got it off my chest, now it is your turn to say what comes to your head. smile

GOSH! :shock: :shock: That's rather harsh on your friends FFS. Daily contact??? Haven't even got that with my family but it's a milliion miles away from being forgotten. Bit high maintenance and needy.
rolleyes
My thoughts indeed Jags ... contact like friendship works both ways as well :shock:
Right now I need a hot water bottle, a hug and a new life sad
Cx
Nicotine
Quote by Jas-Tim
Timmy Tail :twisted: or possibly ice cream, the van has just arrived biggrin
Jas
XXX

Can I have Timmy Tail AND ice cream please?? Not a need.. just a desire!
:inlove:
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. . . . . . Not a need.. just a desire!
:inlove:

Ah. . . . . Now . . . . . desire ! ! !
That's an entirelydifferent kettle of fish :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by dambuster

. . . . . . Not a need.. just a desire!
:inlove:

Ah. . . . . Now . . . . . desire ! ! !
That's an entirelydifferent kettle of fish :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
hump :hump: :inlove:
:shock:
Need . . . . . . . . . . . . Pain releif
Desire . . . . . . . . . The sweet taste of woman
need - interest in my studies
desire - a regular shagging partner :twisted:
Earthy xx
6 numbers on the lottery....i feel like a pelican...no matter which way i turn theres a bloody huge bill in front of me
greatest need? blimey. I cant decide between sleep, money and cock lol redface :lol:
i'm quite willing to hide a fiver in my keks for you to fish out (hands not allowed) before allowing you to use and abuse my meaty treat, then finally sit and read the postings of a mr happy cats to you till you drift off to the land of nod kiss
Food, fag, sleep, shag, fag, shag, fag, drink, shag, food, drink, fag - in that order.
Quote by PoloLady
Food, fag, sleep, shag, fag, shag, fag, drink, shag, food, drink, fag - in that order.

you could try one of these

combine it with shagging doggie style, a plate of food in front of you and fag ready in your hand and you can do them all at the same time (well maybe not sleep) :thumbup:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Food, fag, sleep, shag, fag, shag, fag, drink, shag, food, drink, fag - in that order.

you could try one of these

combine it with shagging doggie style, a plate of food in front of you and fag ready in your hand and you can do them all at the same time (well maybe not sleep) :thumbup:
May be I could replace one of the cans with a bong - then I wouldn't get fag-ash on my food as the rear-entry thrusts plough my face through the minted lamb and roast spuds lol
you caould even get Markz to shag you, then you could get some sleep too biggrin
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you caould even get Markz to shag you, then you could get some sleep too biggrin

lol
"Markz... bring the hard-hat... you're going in!"
Hi Tania
My greatest need?
For you to get well soon.
Take it easy.
Oh goosey! kiss
To have a night of hot horny sex with a particularly special man without any interruptions. :twisted:
Dull i know but to get the sodding house sorted!!! Moved yesterday and living in chaos. rolleyes
I have just put several Cobra beers in the fridge and I need them to cool down!
:cheers: