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What job would you do if you had the choice?

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After reading the thread about what peoples jobs are and remebering that I sort of fell into a job rather than choosing it, it wasn't much of a leap to wondering what people would do for a living if they really had the choice.
If I had unlimited choice of jobs mine would be either;
1 Training Dolphins or 2 Training Lapdancers
Of course the real problem would be having both those jobs and getting them mixed up, imagine throw a wet haddock to a lapdancer or buying lingerie for a Dolphin!!
Anybody else got dream jobs?
John
I considered boob measurer in a department store for a while...but realised the pay would be too poor....then there's escorting....if I could justify charging for something I enjoy so much........ wink
I'd be.............. an Ecologist............ as I'm generally potty about all things to do with wildlife. But being good at statistics is rather important for such a job, & that is NOT an ability that I posess! sad
Plastic surgeon here or Midwife lol
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So what does the t-shirt say?
FCUK me - but I'm not cheap?
Well I'd like to be a full time tart. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I enjoy it so much part time that full time could only be better. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:

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quality control tester for Durex :shock:
special operations comander against terroist and nonces.
I would have liked to have been on the phase one clinical trials of viagra when it first came out.....next time, maybe.... innocent
being a hands on kind of guy, mine would be a simple sort of job
sex therapist rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I got made redundant and retrained for the job that I should Have persued 20 years ago so you could say i've got my ideal job. confused biggrin
Id get a job sleeping or testing beds or something!! Long as it involves shagging or sleeping or both!
What job would I do if I had the choice?
I've got it.......and NEVER have any doubt as to how lucky I am.
the Laird (and a very grateful one at that!)
I'd like to be a vet.
Not very sexy, I know. But I like animals
ME ........ I'd be the person who'd take away all the hurt and pain and make people NOT special needs ......YES very deep but FLUCK thats how I feel at the moment. To make eveyone equal life can be such a wanker sonetimes (SORRY) just a sad time at mo X
I have the job I want the most, I only qualified as a mature student when I knew what I wanted to do. biggrin
For me it would have to be Rock Star. Can think of nothing better than coming out on stage to a stadium full of people. The after gig parties would be wild too. cool

I'd like to be oil boy at female or bi-female only phot shoots...... :twisted:
Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .
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Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .

Hmmmm shall I go for the obvious reply here.......methinks not wink
a job that has always fascinated me for as long as i can remember.
film and TV Special Effects Make Up artist!
I'm the sad git who always fast forwards to themake up sections of DVD's where they do Prosthetic make up etc
kbuk
I've always had a fantasy about being a radio DJ.
Mike.
Er I haven't really launched my career yet so technically it's not too late. But at the same time, I only have the skills to be a social researcher. Wow, glamorous.
My dream jobs would be:
1. Be Dita Von Teese (but that would involved sex with Marilyn Manson which would be a little too freaky for me)
2. Own a cat rescue centre/cattery/cat breeder (may well come back to this)
3. Performer at the Moulin Rouge (but obviously you have to be leggy and extremely talented)
4. Some one who gets paid to watch films and eat expensive food all day
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Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .

Hmmmm shall I go for the obvious reply here.......methinks not wink
smackbottom
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .

Hmmmm shall I go for the obvious reply here.......methinks not wink
smackbottom
Tease!! :twisted:
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Oh my dream job is to be a dancer. I would love nothing more. Any kind of dancer at all. I loe dancing. I used to have abig pole to practice pole dancing on, had to get rid of it though. :cry: .

Hmmmm shall I go for the obvious reply here.......methinks not wink
smackbottom
Tease!! :twisted:
:P naturally
a famous movie actress
so i could live out my fantasys with
clooney, farrell ,pitt , cruise to name a few. cool
Cruise ship Captain, sort of Love Boat style
lol