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What job would you WANT to have?......

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rolleyes you gave in far too easily Sassy wink :giggle:
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rolleyes you gave in far too easily Sassy wink :giggle:

:doh:
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rolleyes you gave in far too easily Sassy wink :giggle:

and you can keep quiet....
do you think I try to chat up all the really attractive bi women for my own good...
its for you sweetie.....
I get nothing out of it at all......
I would really like to be an inspector of some sort, with LOTS of authority and usually the ones that everyone hates evil :twisted: lol
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I would really like to be an inspector of some sort, with LOTS of authority and usually the ones that everyone hates evil :twisted: lol

Ooooo I sense a Domme side to you! wink
I would love to be a traffic warden, just cos I have a masochistic side of me LOL.
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I would love to be a traffic warden, just cos I have a masochistic side of me LOL.

You bad boy! I bet you would even put tickets on ambulances and clamp wheelchairs!!
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after the last few days of work i'd like a job counting the grains of sand on an deserted tropical island (plenty of food and water etc) but no people.
The pole cleaner in strip bar's. biggrin
Classic car restorer.
prison govenor :twisted:
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prison govenor :twisted:

I wanted to be a prison warder when I was about 13. My mum used to say I watched too much Prisoner Cell Block H rolleyes
all those bad lads in one place, and not getting any .........
ohhh yes please :twisted:
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all those bad lads in one place, and not getting any .........
ohhh yes please :twisted:

tart :giggle:
I'd like to have been a dancer, could be in a Moulin Rouge type of way or possibly even a pole dancer but definately dancing of some sort.
Well jobs I wanted but never did for a variety of reasons would be astronaut, architect and philosopher but now I have had a career I don't want another serious one. I am self employed in a creative field and aspiring to be more relaxed regarding work - perhaps as a naturist campsite owner or a male masseur (for ladies only)
Perhaps I wouldn't need to write a cv for those (?) just give some references - ah bliss! smile
Shay
actually..always wanted to be a war correspondant.....
bit like a martin bell type.......exciting and thrilling.....living on nthe edge.
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actually..always wanted to be a war correspondant.....
bit like a martin bell type.......exciting and thrilling.....living on nthe edge.

and a beige suit? :giggle: suits you sir rolleyes
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Just taking the rosy view and ignoring all the negatives that I'm sure come with all jobs...a gamekeeper, I kinda always had a hankering for trudging around in woods and fields doing game keeper type things (although I dont exactly know what they are) dunno

Been there, done that, and yes, its more than a job, It's a fantastic way of life, yes it has its negative, but they are far outweighed by the positives.
I always fancied opening my own Private Detective agency innocent
oh the other thing I'd love to be is one of those guys who delivers yachts ad cruisers around the world, imagine getting paid for cruising the oceans, would have to be an all female crew of course.
and finally a marine biologist, speaks for itself really biggrin
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dream job....hmmmm
Can i be chief "beer taster" at the Boddingtons factory please!!!!!

Sorry Sean...
Thats my current part time job.... lol
pornstar.. nope already done it! (and got the t shirt with the stains on it lol
Now? erm pro singer so i could be on MTV cribs xx
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dream job....hmmmm
Can i be chief "beer taster" at the Boddingtons factory please!!!!!

Sorry Sean...
Thats my current part time job.... lol
Strange, I thought you were a full time farter :giggle:
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I'd like to be a pilot.

me too.......i'm currently having lessons but think i'm a long way (and a lot of money) off quailifying!
another one of mine is to buy a farm and run a donkey sanctury (i've no idea where i got that one from)
also i'd like to do something that used my creative skills a bit more.......but saying that i really love my current job and at the moment wouldn't want to change it........but its always good to have dreams i think......
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prison govenor :twisted:

Besides what could you get Michael Schofield to do in your office every day that would take 15 years? Not another model of the Taj Mahal..?
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De_sade
I bet I could think of a few things :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Started a new job today as a PA ..... the job is exactly what I want right now and is pretty much my own to develop biggrin Some excellent perks too :D
I've always wanted to be a midwife, and one day i will do it. However, I don't want to be a hospital bound one, I want to do it independently and speacialise in holistic birthing.
Cx
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prison govenor :twisted:

Lord High Executioner for me. Then we would have clean streets.
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prison govenor :twisted:

Lord High Executioner for me. Then we would have clean streets.
something like this :giggle:
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I'd like to be a pilot.

me too.......i'm currently having lessons but think i'm a long way (and a lot of money) off quailifying!
another one of mine is to buy a farm and run a donkey sanctury (i've no idea where i got that one from)
also i'd like to do something that used my creative skills a bit more.......but saying that i really love my current job and at the moment wouldn't want to change it........but its always good to have dreams i think......
We have a donkey sanctuary here in Devon, you can even adopt your own donkey
Here's the website for them

Prefer horses myself, donkeys are right stubborn devils lol
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'What job would you WANT to have?'

The one I have now - but with twice the salary.
I have always wanted to be a minge barber.....any style you like but has to have a centre parting! biggrin :D :D
Being a bloke, I would love to be Formula one driver!!!!!
Mr ccr
I'm with Polo, wish I was better at it too