What kind of a place is this people???

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!! :roll: :roll:

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad

:roll: <<<<< sigh>>>>>>
I sense a ban and a lock coming on! lol

And don't you know that The Sarge has more tanks and a secret weapon too I've heard :shock: He just needs to go on the training to learn how to use it! :lol:
Eeeeekk :scared: bolt

1 Mar 2005

What kind of a place is this people???
Er....it's a swinging site.
I thought you people are here to have fun, meet new people, have fun with others you like etc...
WE DO.
But all you seem like is a bunch of pussy's that are too shy or scared to have any fun with anyone else confused

We are having a LOT of fun. Together. With you. You think I'm shy? Cos I don't send you naked pictures of myself and arrange a meet for tonight?
I came here looking for women to have fun with
So do zillions of others.
its like trying to have a conversation with an elephant, in other words not very informing or progressive :shock:
You have to read the posts properly to understand our humour. We have all been here a long time, and you appear to not see some things when they are gawping right at you.
Can anyone prove me wrong ?
Hundreds and hundreds.
Have you not had fun tonight?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Nope

Damn, I so wanted to say that.
ToyBoy, imagine the reaction if you walked into your local pub, or supermarket, or your workplace, or any other public place, stood in the middle of the room, and said the things you have said. What would the reaction be??
Much like the reaction this evening?
Swingers are not some depraved, deprived, desperate sex mad lunatics.
Most of us have the most fantastic full time sex lives, and view swinging just as it should be - recreational sex.

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall

Won't he just bounce off the padding? :shock:
lhk
Kat

1 Mar 2005

This new Avatar is making me so aggressive!! I can't understand it!! confused

:? :? :? :?

1 Mar 2005

LMAO @ Kitkat ... he's certanily gonna need a padded cell after all that ROFLMAO
Sarge ... I am so jealous ...... you aint gonna get anything done at all feeling those magnificant breasts now ...
LMAO
C x

1 Mar 2005

I just spotted it Sarge. Very lovely. I quite fancy you now. Do you drive a Jag?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
This new Avatar is making me so aggressive!! I can't understand it!! :? :? :? :?

You are so lucky I am still laughing! lol

1 Mar 2005

Damn, I was sure he wouldnt get banned till at least tomorrow :P

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
This new Avatar is making me so aggressive!! I can't understand it!! :? :? :? :?

Must be yer hormones Sarge! wink

:wink: :twisted:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
I just spotted it Sarge. Very lovely. I quite fancy you now. Do you drive a Jag?

Sunbunny there's no way Sarge could pass for a 19 yr old ...he's not flash or cool :shock: :shock: :shock:
bolt

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Calista
Sunbunny there's no way Sarge could pass for a 19 yr old ...he's not flash or cool :shock: :shock: :shock:

No but he's got nice tits.

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
This new Avatar is making me so aggressive!! I can't understand it!! :? :? :? :?

Must be yer hormones Sarge! wink

:wink: :twisted:
I am not moaning - I am laughing lol

1 Mar 2005

Do I get any kudos for the fact that I used to have a seriously clapped out Jag with the AAs phone number etched onto the engine block?

1 Mar 2005

I may be absent from SH for the next few days. I think I could be spending quite some time in bed exploring myself!!! confused

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:lol:

2 Mar 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I may be absent from SH for the next few days. I think I could be spending quite some time in bed exploring myself!!! :? :? :lol:

I feel dirty and used :?

2 Mar 2005

I have to give that guy credit for something
dunno what tho :P
and I thought I could piss people off with ease, man, he just took foolishnesst to a new heigh so easy
and I had only just finisjhed my hya reply to his thread as well

2 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I may be absent from SH for the next few days. I think I could be spending quite some time in bed exploring myself!!! :? :? :lol:

I feel dirty and used :?
You feel just about right to me!! :shock: :shock: :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

2 Mar 2005

<fondles sgt bilko>
They're so soft! :O

2 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
its like trying to have a conversation with an elephant:

You had many conversations with elephants? confused

2 Mar 2005

So far very funny, but I didn't think we allowed underaged tossers in here.
Another bit of advice pal don't make threats until you know who your threatning
& F Y I i've been here just over a year it took me 6 months before my first meet but since have managed about one a month, so what does that tell you.
Please come up to Newcastle sometime we'll show you how it's done, there's a very good nursry school locally. flipa

:2fingers:

2 Mar 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
This new Avatar is making me so aggressive!! I can't understand it!! :? :? :? :?

Sarge it is verydifficult to concentrate with that new avatar to the left of your postings - I don't know whether or not I'm up or down mate wink

Oh, and manofmunchfun - I had to leave too as I thought I'd get banned beacuse of the way in which I was about to post.. sorry I missed it too though sad

2 Mar 2005

Damn i miss all the fun
Least i know the mods won't olerate one of my pet hates LOL

2 Mar 2005

OK
He's been beaten to death - let's leave him and move on, shall we?
Thread locked.
Mal