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What kind of Dog are you?
Sex God
Love it.... love the way it types the questions 
... and C.A.T.S. - pure class! :haha:
I'm a kerry blue terrier...... good with children but with guarding instincts..... I have a fierce temper when roused :shock: . If you own me you must insure yourself against other people's vet bills :haha:
... and C.A.T.S. - pure class! :haha: I'm a kerry blue terrier...... good with children but with guarding instincts..... I have a fierce temper when roused :shock: . If you own me you must insure yourself against other people's vet bills :haha:
Sex God
me is a black russian terrier
blue have met a kerry blue is a bueaty in the mutt department
saying that u is no mutt but if u ever want doggy all me can say is woof woof woof
blue have met a kerry blue is a bueaty in the mutt department
saying that u is no mutt but if u ever want doggy all me can say is woof woof woof
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Sex God
Apparently I'm a Dogue De Bordeaux (see Turner and Hooch :shock: )
Errrrr.... ok.
Calm in temperament, it makes an assured watchdog and affectionate companion that will neither judge nor criticize their owner, however awful they may be (see Tom Hanks).
Errrrr.... ok.
....... although I've never been called either small or energetic in my life 
Quote by Calista
Apparently I'm a Daschund (miniature)
Sporty and devoted this makes an excellent family pet and watchdog, with a surprisingly loud bark for it's diminuative size .... at which point Morbius fell off the settee in fits of laughter :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have no idea why
Perhaps he was thinking of your very short little arms & legs which contrast spectacularly with your long body!
Sex God
King Charles Spaniel.... I have decadent looks 
Sex God
They reckon that I'm a Labrador but try as I might I still can't lay on the mat and lick me own smifies so I reckon somethings wrong.....
......davej goes off to see if resting his head in an old womans lap holds any appeal......
......davej goes off to see if resting his head in an old womans lap holds any appeal......
Quote by VenusnMars
This is not funny!
Active, intelligent and alert, this dog is also a devoted family pet. The German spits can adapt to lfe in the town or country, but left unchecked, has a tendancy to yap, which can drive the neighbours insane
Not ONE word :huh:
Venusxxx
there isn't a :biteslipsand giggles: icon. Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
They reckon that I'm a Labrador but try as I might I still can't lay on the mat and lick me own smifies so I reckon somethings wrong.....
Dave, well if you can't lay on the mat AND lick yer smifies at the same time ...... perhaps leave the mat out of it?
Misschief your a genius......tried it again without the mat and ......DA....DA!!!!!!!....success
however I've decided that it aint for me...eeewwww.... so the mats back down
Quote by davej
success
however I've decided that it aint for me...eeewwww.... so the mats back down
Awwww Daves got a case of the Smifie ewwwws :therethere:
Smifie ewwwws are not fun, not fun at all :undecided: ........... you need to maybe get a bit of perfume or something?
Just had a thought (god it felt good
) Dave have you been using the MacDonalds shake shaving method again? Perhaps try a McFlurry or something instead if the Banana shakes are now giving you Smifie ewwwws? 8-) Sex God
Use perfume on em ?....are you going mad missy 
...yuk that would make em taste like them little purple sweets ....
..whata they call em ..
.palma violets you know the ones that taste like ...welll...perfume. ....sort of a Turkish delight taste but without the chocolate.
Still shaving em by dipping them in the old Bannana shakes ...well I will do when they get better ......
(what bright spark in the Mac D empire decided to start letting kids with baseball caps, no brains, and an inability to know the difference between products sell steaming hot porridge)
little sore right now!
...yuk that would make em taste like them little purple sweets ......whata they call em ..
.palma violets you know the ones that taste like ...welll...perfume. ....sort of a Turkish delight taste but without the chocolate.
Still shaving em by dipping them in the old Bannana shakes ...well I will do when they get better ......
(what bright spark in the Mac D empire decided to start letting kids with baseball caps, no brains, and an inability to know the difference between products sell steaming hot porridge)
little sore right now!
