Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

What makes a good message?

last reply
20 replies
1.5k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Ive been a member on here for a while and was wondering what couples or single ladies think make a good first message!
I tend to keep it very simple and say a little about myself.
What works for you?
lol Very cynical Brucie, I have met some very nice couple's and single ladies from the yes it does help to be a bi female
Quote by DungeonMaster
lol Very cynical Brucie, I have met some very nice couple's and single ladies from the yes it does help to be a bi female

It does? dunno
I'm clearly doing it wrong! :giggle:
Quote by DungeonMaster
lol Very cynical Brucie, I have met some very nice couple's and single ladies from the yes it does help to be a bi female

Well we are looking for single males, so bi fems are no use to us wink
"Hi, I work for Thornton's and I have 50 lb of mis-shapes to get through."
Works every time biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Seriously - something non-standard. I know that's a difficult thing to define or give examples of. But something along the lines of "I love (whatever) and I would love to share it with you (or introduce you to it)". The (whatever) must resonate with the person - so something from their profile, or chat/forum postings would be good. If it's unusual (and may be non-sexual I suppose) all the better.
And for Gawd's sake - don't feign interest in something just to get communication going - it WILL be found out. And it's about as attractive as pretending to be single when you're not.
warm scented oils work for me every time
Quote by Donal_duck
Ive been a member on here for a while and was wondering what couples or single ladies think make a good first message!
I tend to keep it very simple and say a little about myself.
What works for you?

Pretty much anything in a first message about what he/she/them would like to do to me/Mrs Tweeky/us is a no go area. So Ive never even had a message from you before but you want to ..... insert object here, DELETE.
100% honesty Ive found the whole message system a waste of time full of people who want to bore us to death by adding on MSN, , Donkey world and god knows what other crappy communication system. Simply, "hello your profile looks nice, does ours look nice" followed by "yes it does, heres a pub/other place we can meet up and chat". In person too! then they can do what they like, drink, tell jokes, run round naked with a pineapple on their head. I dont care what as long as we dont have to attend an extended online fecking interview with several hundred stages just to meet at a pub at the end of it. Cut to the chase as they say.
Find messages so useless we no longer update our ads or bother to message anyone else. Will stick to munchs and socials.

Quote by goodporking
warm scented oils work for me every time

I tried sending these but they disagreed with the computer, at least it stopped squeaking.
Quote by brucie
"hi, im a bi single fem, fly me"

Don't think I have ever been flown... can someone explain how one would fly a bi?
(have I been missing out on some underground technique all these years?)
Going to regret this.............................................................
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I wana go, I wana go, I wana go !!!!!!!!!!!! please?
Quote by Nimbus

"hi, im a bi single fem, fly me"

Don't think I have ever been flown... can someone explain how one would fly a bi?
(have I been missing out on some underground technique all these years?)
Going to regret this.............................................................
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I wana go, I wana go, I wana go !!!!!!!!!!!! please?
I think you need to grasp the joystick in one hand.....
No, hang on, ummm....
Quote by Donal_duck
Ive been a member on here for a while and was wondering what couples or single ladies think make a good first message!
I tend to keep it very simple and say a little about myself.
What works for you?

Anything that isn't a cut and paste, multi-message kinda thing. There is nothing worse than being told "I like your ad" when I don't have an advert... It gives the game away straight off!
I have often been more inclined to meet the people whose messages are funny and quirky rather than mundane and filled with cock shots.
This (actual message I recently received) isn't good: hey take look at my profile n if like pics n intrested in meetin 4 sex wiv male msg bk x
Needless to say, he got a polite 'thanks but no thanks' as nothing in that message inspired me to pursue the matter.
Quote by Nimbus

"hi, im a bi single fem, fly me"

Don't think I have ever been flown... can someone explain how one would fly a bi?
(have I been missing out on some underground technique all these years?)

By wire wink
While its great receiving a nice detailed message showing humour and personality, if it came from John McCririck, a no thanks would ensue, however recieving a one line message from Vin Diesel with “wanna fuck” would be greeted with a yes please.
So if you have a face like a bulldog chewing a thistle, then it best to only contact people suffering from blurred vision.
Quote by Witchy

"hi, im a bi single fem, fly me"

Don't think I have ever been flown... can someone explain how one would fly a bi?
(have I been missing out on some underground technique all these years?)

By wire wink
Quote by foxylady2209
"Hi, I work for Thornton's and I have 50 lb of mis-shapes to get through."
Works every time biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Seriously - something non-standard. I know that's a difficult thing to define or give examples of. But something along the lines of "I love (whatever) and I would love to share it with you (or introduce you to it)". The (whatever) must resonate with the person - so something from their profile, or chat/forum postings would be good. If it's unusual (and may be non-sexual I suppose) all the better.
And for Gawd's sake - don't feign interest in something just to get communication going - it WILL be found out. And it's about as attractive as pretending to be single when you're not.

Sooooo.... a bottle of Merlot & some strawberry liqueur chocolates with a request for bum sex wont be getting your attention then? dunno
Quote by redpantherman
"Hi, I work for Thornton's and I have 50 lb of mis-shapes to get through."
Works every time biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Seriously - something non-standard. I know that's a difficult thing to define or give examples of. But something along the lines of "I love (whatever) and I would love to share it with you (or introduce you to it)". The (whatever) must resonate with the person - so something from their profile, or chat/forum postings would be good. If it's unusual (and may be non-sexual I suppose) all the better.
And for Gawd's sake - don't feign interest in something just to get communication going - it WILL be found out. And it's about as attractive as pretending to be single when you're not.

Sooooo.... a bottle of Merlot & some strawberry liqueur chocolates with a request for bum sex wont be getting your attention then? dunno
Oh yes it will!!! Be at mine in 4 hours :D:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by Nimbus
Don't think I have ever been flown... can someone explain how one would fly a bi?
please?

I think you need to grasp the joystick in one hand.....
No, hang on, ummm....

Quote by Witchy
By wire wink

Quote by brucie
was a reference to 70s stewardesses...

So, let me get this right, 70s stewardesses grasped the bi wire joystick with one hand and ....... ummm..... the other? :confused2:
ahhh got you! redface