What makes you Horny?

6 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
how about fresh in the shower saves water too :rascal:

Oh that'd be good...
If only I didn't have a "shower is my space" rule lol

I don't "do" showers with anyone else.... though sometimes I think I should change that!

6 Jun 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee

I think he wants you to go to his house so he can take your bra off before you sign some documents ( maybe it's his Will )

Ooooooh does anyone know if Neils got loads of money dunno

:twisted:
Fee
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Nope! Not a sausage! Nothing. Nada.
I've spent it all on shoes and toys! :smug:
kiss

Gem. x

6 Jun 2006

*coughs politely and pulls neil to one side*
Erm ....... neil....... honey........ you did check what you were saying to the gorgeous lady feebee before typing that french stuff didn't you???
Cos by my translations via babelfish it actually says this:
"oh comes at home my small injury that feebee. let to me take to you in my arms and to choke you in the kisses let extend you to me to the bottom gently as you melt! leave me"
:shock:
I'm going to be in so much trouble! bolt

6 Jun 2006

Quote by onlyme1981
how about fresh in the shower saves water too :rascal:

Oh that'd be good...
If only I didn't have a "shower is my space" rule lol

I don't "do" showers with anyone else.... though sometimes I think I should change that!
Try it once, if you don't like it at least you've had a go
(BTW how big's the shower at Tatty's house :rascal smile

6 Jun 2006

Gonna be with a lovely couple from The Cornwall this weekend... I've been sending dirty texts to the wife all week!... Right now THAT'S making me VERY HORNY :wanker: :rascal:

6 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Try it once, if you don't like it at least you've had a go
(BTW how big's the shower at Tatty's house :rascal

If you meant SASSY you cheeky tart.......it's certainly big enough for 3 :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

But which Sassy?
or can we squeeze 4 soapy bodies into your shower :rascal:

6 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Gonna be with a lovely couple from The Cornwall this weekend... I've been sending dirty texts to the wife all week!... Right now THAT'S making me VERY HORNY :wanker: :rascal:

now that's the one thing that doesn't turn me on at all......talking dirty. My fb does it a lot but I can't bring myself to do it. I can write erotic stories and type it but can't actually say the words dunno

6 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
But which Sassy?
or can we squeeze 4 soapy bodies into your shower :rascal:

It might be a very tight squeeze hunni but with all that soap, I'm sure we can manage it :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

gemma!

you've spoilt it now! sad

i know it was crap french, but that was hardly the bloody point was it? anyways, it made perfect saucy sense when i translated it, so there! :P
*humph*
neil x x x :P

6 Jun 2006

:giggle:
Get your arse into the chatroom then and punish me properly young man! :rascal:
kiss

Gem. x

6 Jun 2006

Quote by H-x
tall dark haired men with eyes that undress you across the room.
H.x

Can't do tall and dark haired but I'll send me eyes across to undress you if yer like! :giggle:

6 Jun 2006

Quote by westerross
tall dark haired men with eyes that undress you across the room.
H.x

Can't do tall and dark haired but I'll send me eyes across to undress you if yer like! :giggle:
I'ts a con! Sending your eyes indeed.... she didn't mean literally choon! confused

6 Jun 2006

Quote by westerross
tall dark haired men with eyes that undress you across the room.
H.x

Can't do tall and dark haired but I'll send me eyes across to undress you if yer like! :giggle:
Ah, so you're to blame for everyone taking their clothes off on Saturday! :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
gemma!
you've spoilt it now! i know it was crap french, but that was hardly the bloody point was it? anyways, it made perfect saucy sense when i translated it, so there! :P
*humph*
neil x x x :P

Don't fret about it sexy, I've still got it translated my own special way in my head :rascal:
And it works just bloody fine for me!!! :twisted: lol

Fee
XX

6 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird

Southern Irish and Geordie accents mmmmmmmmm

Ohhhhhhhh I'm with you on that one :twisted:
Wahay Pet - begorrah! That do it for you?? cool

6 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
tall dark haired men with eyes that undress you across the room.
H.x

Can't do tall and dark haired but I'll send me eyes across to undress you if yer like! :giggle:
I'ts a con! Sending your eyes indeed.... she didn't mean literally choon! confused

Mine are the slightly red, crossed ones in the middle and I want 'em back! Don't ask why they're crossed - summat to do with...

Quote by freckledbird
Ah, so you're to blame for everyone taking their clothes off on Saturday! :twisted:

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6 Jun 2006

I have to say not getting a reply from Patrick is making me very horny...I feel the chase is on mad

6 Jun 2006

Quote by westerross
Wahay Pet - begorrah! That do it for you??

Hint of Welsh works too :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

Shapely lightly tanned legs with shoes like this

silly

hwoar:

6 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Gonna be with a lovely couple from The Cornwall this weekend... I've been sending dirty texts to the wife all week!... Right now THAT'S making me VERY HORNY :wanker: :rascal:

now that's the one thing that doesn't turn me on at all......talking dirty. My fb does it a lot but I can't bring myself to do it. I can write erotic stories and type it but can't actually say the words dunno

So you don't do any oral linguistics?

7 Jun 2006

OOOoooo I love to talk dirty - but like everything else there is a time and place! I do get self-conscious sometimes but when Iâ€™m REALLY aroused I shock myself with some of the things that I say! :shock:

7 Jun 2006

I'm more of a doer than a sayer. :twisted: though a few sexy texts beforehand, without being too graphic, really gets me hot :twisted:

7 Jun 2006

This weather biggrin

Simple as that there is just something about summer that brings out the horny (pervy) side in me, and for the first summer in fook knows how many years I can make the most of it. I'm not stuck in a cab being teased to death by the sight of legs in cars along side me, I can go out any night of the week because I havn't got to be up at dumb ass o'clock the next day :D
Sod the hospepipe bad or those that moan after 2 days of sunshine that it's too hot, make summer last all year I say :D :D :D

7 Jun 2006

The weather does it for me too, last weekend's al fresco session was amazing :twisted:
It's also wearing less too, for me usually it's a long skirt ( I hate my knees ) and a vest top with the skimpiest skimpies on underneath. Feeling the breeze on your bare skin is very sexy wink

7 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
This weather Simple as that there is just something about summer that brings out the horny (pervy) side in me, and for the first summer in fook knows how many years I can make the most of it. I'm not stuck in a cab being teased to death by the sight of legs in cars along side me, I can go out any night of the week because I havn't got to be up at dumb ass o'clock the next day :D
Sod the hospepipe bad or those that moan after 2 days of sunshine that it's too hot, make summer last all year I say :D :D :D

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7 Jun 2006

it's not just the weather though now is it - all those hormones and horny comments pinging around the forum are simply adding to the atmosphere. It's snowballing :twisted:
god help us all come the weekend biggrin

7 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
it's not just the weather though now is it - all those hormones and horny comments pinging around the forum are simply adding to the atmosphere. It's snowballing :twisted:
god help us all come the weekend

Eeeeeeuwww
I've tried recently the sharing of the pre-cum, but I don't think I could do the full snowballing thing
bolt

7 Jun 2006

Stuff the weekend ! I'm working all over that :cry: After all the comments in this and other threads, I want it and I want it NOW ! :twisted:
:giggle:

7 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Stuff the weekend ! I'm working all over that :cry: After all the comments in this and other threads, I want it and I want it NOW ! :twisted:
:giggle:

FFS ! ! ! !
You know who started this thread, and what she wrote.
I haven't recovered from lastweekend yet rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
It's no wonder my joints ache :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: