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Keep taking the V's Dammie :thumbup: innocent
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Quote by Darkfire
it's not just the weather though now is it - all those hormones and horny comments pinging around the forum are simply adding to the atmosphere. It's snowballing :twisted:

To be honest I've not been keeping up with the forum I've been otherwise engaged and beleave it or not there is nearly 2 pages of threads I've not read :shock:
Sheddy goes off in search of horny comments and couple them with the weather all I can say is ladies be afraid very afraid :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol:
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Quote by sheddy
Sheddy goes off in search of horny comments and couple them with the weather all I can say is ladies be afraid very afraid :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol:

Well I know I'm safe. You're too bleeding far away ! sad
Darkfire
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Eeeeeeuwww
I've tried recently the sharing of the pre-cum, but I don't think I could do the full snowballing thing
bolt

Dammy you're just so nesh rolleyes lol
(nesh being on the wrong side of camp rotflmao )
little__gem
Sex God
Quote by goose35
Shapely lightly tanned legs with shoes like this

sillyhwoar:

Mmmmm! *droooooools*
Shoes! I love shoes! :love: They are just so pretty! :inlove:
redface Gem. x
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Just about anything thats sexy redface lol :twisted:
Sorry but its true, if i wrote a list i would be here for hours, I'm easly pleased :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
Hughgrection
Warming the Bed
Never mind that...where can I get my hands on a gallon of fahrenheit????
Then i can spend hours outside your house finding out how good your radar is.....lol
The real thing that gets me horny is a confident woman who has a wicked glint in her eye...and makes me laugh too.
If she ticks all 3 boxes its firework night!! 2 boxes would be her birthday....1 box...hmmmm sort of crappy xmas.....0 boxes its lent....and you wont get it for 40 nights!!!
Cheers
Hugh
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Quote by little gem
Shapely lightly tanned legs with shoes like this

sillyhwoar:

Mmmmm! *droooooools*
Shoes! I love shoes! :love: They are just so pretty! :inlove:
redface Gem. x
mmmmmm yes it's definatly the shoes. I can smell the leather now :smitten:
I just noticed black shoes with red strap. mmmmmmmmm even better.
I need a shoe emoticon!
:inlove:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
OOOoooo I love to talk dirty - but like everything else there is a time and place! I do get self-conscious sometimes but when I’m REALLY aroused I shock myself with some of the things that I say! :shock:

I can't talk dirty - feel too bloody silly!
Plus the fact that I don't know many rude words, being shy and all that :angel:
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Quote by freckledbird
OOOoooo I love to talk dirty - but like everything else there is a time and place! I do get self-conscious sometimes but when I’m REALLY aroused I shock myself with some of the things that I say! :shock:

I can't talk dirty - feel too bloody silly!
Plus the fact that I don't know many rude words, being shy and all that :angel:
Am I supposed to believe that? :shock:
So if I were to ply you with red wine and encourage you to tell me what it is you desire - you wouldn't oblige? :rascal: I would even wear a blindfold to spare your blushes!
Oh yeah I meant to say - the rude word lessons start at 8pm sharp! whip :twisted:
Freckledbird
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Quote by Kiss_Me
Am I supposed to believe that? :shock:
So if I were to ply you with red wine and encourage you to tell me what it is you desire - you wouldn't oblige? :rascal: I would even wear a blindfold to spare your blushes!
Oh yeah I meant to say - the rude word lessons start at 8pm sharp! whip :twisted:

Make that a white wine and you're on wink
Just thought - is that why people buy other people red wine, to make them talk dirty? :shock:
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Quote by freckledbird

Am I supposed to believe that? :shock:
So if I were to ply you with red wine and encourage you to tell me what it is you desire - you wouldn't oblige? :rascal: I would even wear a blindfold to spare your blushes!
Oh yeah I meant to say - the rude word lessons start at 8pm sharp! whip :twisted:

Make that a white wine and you're on wink
*Runs to the local Threshers to buy some chilled white wine!*

:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
little__gem
Sex God
Hugh! rotflmao Made me giggle, thankyou! biggrin
Quote by goose35
Shapely lightly tanned legs with shoes like this

sillyhwoar:

Mmmmm! *droooooools*
Shoes! I love shoes! :love: They are just so pretty! :inlove:
redface Gem. x
mmmmmm yes it's definatly the shoes. I can smell the leather now :smitten:
I just noticed black shoes with red strap. mmmmmmmmm even better.
I need a shoe emoticon!
:inlove:
Never say I don't give you anything! lol

kiss
Gem. x
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
*Runs to the local Threshers to buy some chilled white wine!*
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

FB gets the glasses out of the cupboard, having had a nice shower and made herself smell yummy
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What makes me horny ?
breathing ...lol
signing on to SH
Parking tickets. & speeding fines.... sorry got that wrong. Thats angry not horny...lol
The sight of Mrs Slabba in anythinh-- or out of anything come to that. aaaahhh.. someone fetch the sick bucket..
Slabba xx
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Quote by slabba38
What makes me horny ?
breathing ...lol
signing on to SH
Parking tickets. & speeding fines.... sorry got that wrong. Thats angry not horny...lol
The sight of Mrs Slabba in anythinh-- or out of anything come to that. aaaahhh.. someone fetch the sick bucket..
Slabba xx

freakin Bromide more like it ! rolleyes.............and lay off the stiffy pills !
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What makes you Horny?
Posh Kate :shock: wink bolt
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Quote by sheddy
What makes you Horny?
Posh Kate :shock: wink bolt

I can see you two changing your status to a couple before long rolleyes
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Quote by sheddy
What makes you Horny?
Posh Kate :shock: wink bolt

Omg Sheddy!
And 1/2 of Sh :twisted:
Tony
poshkate
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I can see you two changing your status to a couple before long rolleyes

put the hats back in the boxes.........
no status changing planned for the near future..........
although he makes me horny too but don't tell him that lol
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Quote by poshkate
put the hats back in the boxes.........
no status changing planned for the near future..........
although he makes me horny too but don't tell him that lol

Thank chuff for that you know I'm too tight fisted to pay the fiver to get my account up graded :lol: :lol:
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Quote by little gem
Never say I don't give you anything! lol

kiss
Gem. x

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you :lol:
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Geordie or scottish accents, tall (ish), confident, intelligent men that look like they won't break if you throw them around a bit and ones that don't need an instruction manual! ;)
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Quote by Bloke2005
Geordie or scottish accents, tall (ish), confident, intelligent men that look like they won't break if you throw them around a bit and ones that don't need an instruction manual! ;)

phew!!!!!!!!!!!!
rolleyes
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Quote by DeeCee
Geordie or scottish accents, tall (ish), confident, intelligent men that look like they won't break if you throw them around a bit and ones that don't need an instruction manual! ;)

phew!!!!!!!!!!!!
rolleyes
You wish :rascal:
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:shock:
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This guy I was having coffee with today :twisted:
the_Laird
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Quote by Bloke2005
Geordie or scottish accents, tall (ish), confident, intelligent men that look like they won't break if you throw them around a bit and ones that don't need an instruction manual! ;)

phew!!!!!!!!!!!!
rolleyes
You wish :rascal:
You two gonna get a room????
wink
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I'd just like to declare the patio . . . . . .
OPEN ! ! ! ! !
:bounce: :bounce:
Sarah
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Quote by dambuster
I'd just like to declare the patio . . . . . .
OPEN ! ! ! ! !
:bounce: :giggle: :bounce:

So you serving us all dinner and drinks tonight then???????????
:giggle: