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What makes you Horny?

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I've been feeling particularly horny over the last couple of days - more so than usual.
I find that the feeling of warm sun on my shoulders has that effect.
I also commented to someone on Saturday night who was wearing Farenheit. I don't know why but that aftershave in particular has an effect on me and I can sniff it out like a radar :twisted:
So the question I'd like to ask is other than things directly sexual, what makes you horny?
Geordie accents...skinny dipping....uniforms.....the smell of aftershave from the Bodyshop........and most mornings redface
The smell of a lassie out the shower, buses, glasses and hats.
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The smell of a lassie out the shower
:shock: :shock: :shock: My dog always smelled rotten even after a shower!!! lol :lol:

Every time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Intelligent women with a mind of their own (damn 'em sometimes mind you!)
I'm sure there's other things - so I'll get back to ya!
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The smell of a lassie out the shower
:shock: :shock: :shock: My dog always smelled rotten even after a shower!!! lol :lol:
lol I actually thought someone would take the mickey out the buses thing...
oh another thing that really gets my juices flowing is hearing a "lady" sing.
A naked woman with her arms stretched above her head is a beautiful thing and a turn on for me.... also to see 2 females playing make me go all tingly :twisted: ( not the sort that are on a porn film though )
Personality ( warm, homely, generous, honest, outgoing, sensitive and not full of one self)
Short skirts with nice legs ( not over tanned )
Nice sparkly eyes
Nice pert bum
A nice smelling perfume ( not over the top though )
Long well looked after hair
Funnily enough i have never been a boob man, don't make no odds to me if there big or small smile
Tony
other than directly sexual stuff (like hearing a couple in the next room or watching a womans face as she orgasms), I dont know anymore what really makes me horny.... although Kouros aftershave does really funny things to me :twisted: , and a guy with twinkly mischeivous eyes that say 'come here bitch i'm having you' (and mean it) can get me wanting my knickers off quicker than you can say 'yes please ' lol
with women, its long dark freshly washed hair that runs over her shoulders and kinda curls at the ends, and shy/coy glances that say she wants to but isnt sure - that drives me crazy :twisted: :lol:
:shock: Chris wears Fahrenheit.
I like intelligent men who take therir time and can hold a conversation without it being about sex allthe time.
For me
silk, thongs and sensual perfume (ck summer 2005) biggrin
tits and ass :P
tall dark haired men with eyes that undress you across the room.
H.x
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tall dark haired men with eyes that undress you across the room.
H.x

did u ever see my face pic? wink
The smell of a greasy mechanic as he comes home from work :shock:
s wink
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The smell of a greasy mechanic as he comes home from work :shock:

Makes mental note to smother himself in sump oil, 96 octane unleaded and exhaust carbon...
for the next Munch when Posh is about lol
Of course, it'll have exactly to opposite response from others in the room and I'm liable to burst in to flames if anyone lights a fag near me...
Errrm.... I think I'll rethink this strategy rolleyes
There is something of an aphrodisiac in the air in the summer months isn't there ? Or is it that all the hot bods are less covered up ! :P I'm surprised I haven't crashed the car yet ! lol.
Rob.
sneaking off to Boots for Kouros and Farenheit and wondering if High Karate really worked (ask your parents if you dont understand )
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When there is a full moon. ;)

Thought that was vampirism Gem....
You can bite my neck anytime cool
Just like Tony I'm not much of a boob man
But right now to play with some small boobs would be a pleasure from some of the eye poppers I've been molesting of late blink
What gets my motor running is a lady's butt :wanker:
A certain hottie on here ticks all the boxes for me! biggrin
Yep... I'm a perv for a hot bot... spank me!
Also the thought of goin down on a girl for the first time just sends me right into the red zone! :twisted:
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When there is a full moon. ;)

Thought that was vampirism Gem....
You can bite my neck anytime cool
:shock:
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

;)
Gem. x
oh, and I dont know so much about it making me physically horny, but something that turns me on - to the point of wanting them - is that 'I can take it or leave it' attitude, when its obvious from the lack of incessant flirting and 'i need a shag' posts that sex itself really isnt at the top of their agenda. The 'challenging one' to so speak, cos I'm a sucker for that if intuition tells me it'll be worth it in the end lol
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- is that 'I can take it or leave it' attitude:

I'll leave it till later... any one got a doggy bag... ???
Told you that Rotwieler avatar would have an influence
OK, I'll smack myself... it's less painful lol
smackbottom
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oh, and I dont know so much about it making me physically horny, but something that turns me on - to the point of wanting them - is that 'I can take it or leave it' attitude, when its obvious from the lack of incessant flirting and 'i need a shag' posts that sex itself really isnt at the top of their agenda. The 'challenging one' to so speak, cos I'm a sucker for that if intuition tells me it'll be worth it in the end lol

Do you live inside my head??? :shock:
Are you the little voice that talks to me in the quiet moments? :scared:
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- is that 'I can take it or leave it' attitude:

I'll leave it till later... any one got a doggy bag... ???
Told you that Rotwieler avatar would have an influence
OK, I'll smack myself... it's less painful lol
smackbottom
:gagged:
:jagsatwork: Darkfire, repeat after me. Do not bite or retaliate in public.
:notes: I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public.
you get the idea wink
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what makes you horny?

Well the birdseye view i had of you and cocoa stood together at the mids munch certainly tested the tensile strength of my zip a little, theres a subtle clue neatly hidden in my signature (look carefully now), but generally it's relaxed, confident women who are just really easy to get on with
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what makes you horny?

Well the birdseye view i had of you and cocoa stood together at the mids munch certainly tested the tensile strength of my zip a little,
You want some photo's.... what's it worth lol :lol:
NOTE: Any personal pics are personal... not for general distribution
it's alright, i've committed the image to my long term memory :inlove:
a woman whose personality, fire and spark are bigger than they are..
drinkies
Whooo hoooo I'm in !! :happy: :happy:
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are bigger than they are..

oh bollox, I missed that bit redface surprisedops:
lol