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What ever next will they put in cars as the new gadget?
You can already have…
CD player
MP3 player
DVD player
Television screens in the back of head rests
Games consoles
Satellite Navigation
Heated seats
Air conditioning/climate control
Cruise control
Electric window, mirrors, seat adjusters, sunroof…
What would you like your car to have fitted as standard?
Quote by PoloLady
What ever next will they put in cars as the new gadget?
You can already have…
CD player
MP3 player
DVD player
Television screens in the back of head rests
Games consoles
Satellite Navigation
Heated seats
Air conditioning/climate control
Cruise control
Electric window, mirrors, seat adjusters, sunroof…
What would you like your car to have fitted as standard?

A sensor that allows male drivers only?? wink
Tin hat firmly in place!
erm ... Pololady have you got your question head on today????
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Quote by PoloLady
What ever next will they put in cars as the new gadget?
You can already have…
CD player
MP3 player
DVD player
Television screens in the back of head rests
Games consoles
Satellite Navigation
Heated seats
Air conditioning/climate control
Cruise control
Electric window, mirrors, seat adjusters, sunroof…
What would you like your car to have fitted as standard?

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Quote by PoloLady
What would you like your car to have fitted as standard?

Paul Walker from Too Fast Too Furious ...... dunno
otherwise I tend to like four wheels and a steering wheel as standard
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Could I have Calista fitted as standard, please?
Quote by flapjackboy
Could I have Calista fitted as standard, please?

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
passionkiss for flapjackboy
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I would like a car to have the ability to drive itself, after programming the relevant destination into its computer. I would also like to have a lady fitted in the back seat as "in-car entertainment".
How about courteous drivers?? or people who know how to drive on the INSIDE lane of a motorway when doing 60-70mph??
Mind you i think that may be too much to ask!!! confused
An in car vibrator would be nice!!
! :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Drifter
I would like a car to have the ability to drive itself, after programming the relevant destination into its computer. I would also like to have a lady fitted in the back seat as "in-car entertainment".

and steven seagal wink :wink:
or what about a built in nanny, put your kids in program the car, send it off for a few hours and then we can have a party around my house :wink: :wink:
Personally, I just wish that it isn't just the air bags that are inflatable, maybe a Life size copy of one of our glamourous Mods perhaps
Votes below please, im voting Sarge, mmmmmm that uniform just does it for me :shock:
Quote by BradfordCpl
Personally, I just wish that it isn't just the air bags that are inflatable, maybe a Life size copy of one of our glamourous Mods perhaps
Votes below please, im voting Sarge, mmmmmm that uniform just does it for me :shock:

You sure its not the size of his 'helmet' ;) :twisted:
Quote by morbiusUK
Personally, I just wish that it isn't just the air bags that are inflatable, maybe a Life size copy of one of our glamourous Mods perhaps
Votes below please, im voting Sarge, mmmmmm that uniform just does it for me :shock:

You sure its not the size of his 'helmet' ;) :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by foxylady 123
An in car vibrator would be nice!!
! :happy: :happy: :happy:

There is an episode of Wacky Races where Penelope Pitstop had one of those...
It is true..they pan to the car interior and it said Vib {} Rator around the gear stick !
Quote by flapjackboy
Could I have Calista fitted as standard, please?

Yes please. Perhaps she should be cloned confused: Nah, me thinks there is probably only ONE Calista :!: passionkiss
The boring things I'd like in my car would be:
Heated front windscreen
Air conditioning
DIGITAL RADIO (OH yes!!!)
Would be nice to have a pair of breasts mounted on the back of the front seats, for the amusement of passengers........... although I don't think I'd ever want to actually drive it!!! :P
Quote by luv2lick
An in car vibrator would be nice!!
! :happy: :happy: :happy:

There is an episode of Wacky Races where Penelope Pitstop had one of those...
It is true..they pan to the car interior and it said Vib {} Rator around the gear stick !
Do you often spend your time watching the Wacky Races?? :confused2: :evil2: :confused2: :evil2:
Two little boys wanted to make some extra pocket money cleaning cars at the weekend and decided to try the car park at the local golf club, thinking rich people in big expensive cars would be generous.
Sure enough, the owner of an enormous Rolls Royce offered them the equivalent of a week's allowance to clean his car inside and out while he played his round of golf.
When the owner returned, he was pleased to see his car gleaming brightly.
"Well done lads, but why the puzzled looks?"
"Well, we were tidying out the glove compartment and we found these little spike things and couldn't figure out what they were for."
The golfer smiled knowingly, "Ah you must mean my tees" and produced a golf tee from his pocket "Like this?"
"Yes" said the first lad "Just like that one. What are they for?"
"They're for putting your balls on when you're driving."
"Fuck me, Rolls Royce think of everything don't they?"
Quote by foxylady 123
An in car vibrator would be nice!!
! :happy: :happy: :happy:

There is an episode of Wacky Races where Penelope Pitstop had one of those...
It is true..they pan to the car interior and it said Vib {} Rator around the gear stick !
Do you often spend your time watching the Wacky Races?? :confused2: :evil2: :confused2: :evil2:
Occasionally... why do you have any suggestions? :twisted: lol
Want these, front and back...

Escape the kids at the pull of a handle, or flick of a switch...
and if you want one it for sale on ebay right now smile and I have been banned from bidding on it by Mrs TnH sad
Now if only they could find a way of getting the car to fill it's self up with fuel, an electronic signaller on the vehicle, with a robot arm at the pump, then I would be so, so, happy cos I detest the job. We do have one of the old fashioned 'attended' stations in the village where we live that mrs davej uses, but unfortunately it's not a supplier I can use.
I had a fridge in my holden (rented) when i pootled about in Austrailia.
My step-father-in-law has a caravan that can move itself (designed so he can move the caravan onto the towbar instead of moving the carto the van) how sad is that?
Sounds pretty sweet orpheous!
Hmmm perhaps a device that automatically gives the two finger salute to drivers that insist of tail gaiting...or better still, a few hidden rockets in the back for when your really pissed off...
I'd like a car that could heat itself via remote control so it would be all nice and warm when I got in, and a mini laptop with wireless Internet in the glove compartment.
I'd also like a detachable, vibrating gearstick and windows that darkened at the slightest whiff of passion.
Did anybody ever see the stretch limo with the hot tub in the back? Now that was cool! lol
Quote by SunBunny
I'd like a car that could heat itself via remote control so it would be all nice and warm when I got in, and a mini laptop with wireless Internet in the glove compartment.
I'd also like a detachable, vibrating gearstick and windows that darkened at the slightest whiff of passion.

That would be fairly easy to achieve, with commonly available components. If you're interested, I'm looking for a challenging project to keep me occupied...
EDIT: Well, maybe not the passion activated window tinting... Although, if it was rigged to a humidity sensor...
Quote by SunBunny
I'd like a car that could heat itself via remote control so it would be all nice and warm when I got in, and a mini laptop with wireless Internet in the glove compartment.
I'd also like a detachable, vibrating gearstick and windows that darkened at the slightest whiff of passion.

dogging under threat :shock: :shock: :shock:
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