Im a dustman and Its amazing what people throw away. When dustbin men throw your rubbish into the back of the wagon the bags get ripped open as we throw them in or as the blade at the back compacts the rubbish. There are even some dustbin men who open bags to see what they can find normally the ones who have been there for years. Today a bag ripped as I was throwing it into the bag of the wagon and what do I see but Shot Gun Cartridges and they where live too. Also I have come accross butt plugs polarides and other stuff so just be careful what you throw away. Please feel free to flash at the dustmen in the morning.......lol
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What people throw out
Sex God
Quote by darkstranger
. Please feel free to flash at the dustmen in the morning.......lol
like i have a choice!!!!!
i ALWAYS forget to put the bin out the night before.. so am normally woken at 7am by the sound of the wagon.
sleeping naked as i do
.. i run out of the house pulling a towel round me or something.. in order to grab the wheelie bin from round the back and bring it out front.strangely enough.. they always wait for me, and dont seem in the least pissed off at the hold up!
Sex God
My dustmen seem strangely amused by the kinky outfits we leave out in the yard to dry. Can't think why, maybe they want to try them on :shock:
Orgasminator
I threw out a binbag full of toys recently. I don't know how I manage to break them
Quote by redstilletto
im always running out to put the bin out in me erm nightie and looking like that fella from the cure......sticky up hair and panda eyes
my bin men are used to it now
:twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I've been caught out far too many times doing that Sylvester Stallone impression (think it was him) you know, that slow motion one (v. slow motion, cos it's morning
) and shouting NOOOOOooooooooooooooo while chasing em with me bin bag :roll: Although Sylvester Stallone didn't have the problem of trying to run in shoes that haven't been put on properly
:roll: If a bank holiday looms you may find that your bins are emptied on a Saturday instead of the Monday.
One bank holiday weekend I was getting the bags from the rear of a house. When I turned around the couple were in the kitchen..........they were not making breakfast :shock: .
So without blinking I gave a booming "Morning"
........well binmen are sociable. They didn't know where to look . A memorable morning for me 
Bet they will never forget that collection day changes over a bank holiday
Dave_Notts
One bank holiday weekend I was getting the bags from the rear of a house. When I turned around the couple were in the kitchen..........they were not making breakfast :shock: .
So without blinking I gave a booming "Morning"
........well binmen are sociable. They didn't know where to look . A memorable morning for me Bet they will never forget that collection day changes over a bank holiday
Dave_Notts
Quote by MISSCHIEF
im always running out to put the bin out in me erm nightie and looking like that fella from the cure......sticky up hair and panda eyes
my bin men are used to it now
:twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I've been caught out far too many times doing that Sylvester Stallone impression (think it was him) you know, that slow motion one (v. slow motion, cos it's morning
) and shouting NOOOOOooooooooooooooo while chasing em with me bin bag :roll: Although Sylvester Stallone didn't have the problem of trying to run in shoes that haven't been put on properly
:roll:o its steve austin aint it the million dollar man
