I have just had the most strangest conversation with my house mate as to what really happened to Elvis. I said he was killed by the CIA and she thinks hes working for tesco's any one else have a theory
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What really happened to Elvis
Sex God
He works at B&Q in Bilston 
Thought everyone knew that
Thought everyone knew that
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Quote by felixx1416
I have just had the most strangest conversation with my house mate as to what really happened to Elvis. I said he was killed by the CIA and she thinks hes working for tesco's any one else have a theory
He married Diana Krall, a jazz artiste, about three years ago
!Mal
Sex God
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Well it's probably the early hours of the morning in the USA so I think if Elvis was alive today he would be in bed asleep.
Dead to the world I bet
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: He's actually an alien from the planet Quiff, and he used that body as a host, now he's no longer a singer cos he got himself a new body!!
The real identity of 'Elvis' will never be known as he cannot survive on this planet without a said host however he has been on this planet since is spaceship crashed here over 3000 years ago.
Some of his, and this is a scientific fact here, some of his former hosts include Queen Victoria, Moses and Joan of Arc.
Currently He can be found inhabiting the person that is known to us as Paris Hilton..
Strange I know, BUT TRUE!!!! :shock:
The real identity of 'Elvis' will never be known as he cannot survive on this planet without a said host however he has been on this planet since is spaceship crashed here over 3000 years ago.
Some of his, and this is a scientific fact here, some of his former hosts include Queen Victoria, Moses and Joan of Arc.
Currently He can be found inhabiting the person that is known to us as Paris Hilton..
Strange I know, BUT TRUE!!!! :shock:
Sexlightened
Not sure what happened to him
But he's definately back and has the answer to everything, just ask Wrighty in the afternoon on Radio 2. Bloody amazing what he's learnt in the past 20odd years and yes...he is still singing!
Mr G
But he's definately back and has the answer to everything, just ask Wrighty in the afternoon on Radio 2. Bloody amazing what he's learnt in the past 20odd years and yes...he is still singing!
Mr G
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Quote by Geminifemale
OH NO, you mean, Elvis is dead?
ps, Diana Krall is married to Elvis Costello
That's what I said - is that not who we're talking about??? :shock:
Mal
Elvis is currently on my tv screen 
There should be a law against his songs being played on tv without plenty of advanced notice so I can switch it over
:thumbup:
Glad I'm not the only one who's not an Elvis fan
Fee
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There should be a law against his songs being played on tv without plenty of advanced notice so I can switch it over Quote by naughtynymphos1
so long as he don't make any more records i don't care lol
:thumbup:
Glad I'm not the only one who's not an Elvis fan
Fee
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Quote by Shireen
so long as he don't make any more records i don't care lol
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:Elvis was a dog :inlove:
Was he?? Hound Dog by any chance??
:rotflmao:Mal
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
Was he?? Hound Dog by any chance??
Mal
:shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad Mal!!
Oiii
Spanking Mal is my job :P
However you are welcome to come round and help :twisted:
:lol: Sex God
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Was he?? Hound Dog by any chance??
Mal
:shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad Mal!!
Oiii
Spanking Mal is my job :P
However you are welcome to come round and help :twisted:
:lol:I have other plans for her
Sexlightened
Quote by Shireen
I love ask Elvis
Fantastic isnt it, has us laughing our heads off :giggle:
Mrs G x
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de_sade dont you start as well!!
Sorry, just trying to dispel the warm and fluffy rumour....
Now which rumour would that be.........................................
The one you started... :smackbottom:
Just wait till next X-mas......................................... git !
Me never ........................................................:whistling:...................................
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