What scares you?

11 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
Ouch.... ouch......
Now i have a smacked bottom, a missing bloody shark and a spider corpse that may or may not be the one who terrorised me the other night...... can it get any worse???????
lol
equi-princess xxx

Yep, just spotted a plague of these things heading your way..........

:scared: :scared: :scared:
Now that's just being evil........................... and totally not funny.........
i'm off to have a serious sense of humour failure........... stamp ... stamp.... stamp.....
lol
equi-princess xxx

11 Sep 2005

you're a bit sensitive this morning EP wink

I just heard a rumour that the local representatives of the Union of Giant Leggy Insects are holding their AGM at your house :grin:
Say hello to the President

Enjoy lol

11 Sep 2005

Noooooooooooooooooooooo........
No way.... i hereby declare my house an Insect Free Zone.....
no spiders...
no cockroaches
no grasshoppers
no little nasty biting bugs....
no creepy crawlys what so ever.....
equi-princess xxx

11 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
over here. miserable, sarcastic basrtard want in on the fun. please, please, please can i come to the mids munch, with a cherry on top

The prospect of this really scares me ! :shock: :shock:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Dino.
over here. miserable, sarcastic basrtard want in on the fun. please, please, please can i come to the mids munch, with a cherry on top

The prospect of this really scares me ! :shock: :shock:
Omhgg...... that would scare me too..... lol
equi-princess xxx

11 Sep 2005

Well apart from running out of tea after the corner shop has closed (:eeek smile

, the thing really scares me - and I mean scares me sodding witless - is George 'Plan? What plan? Bush. I keep thinking I'll wake up and it will all have been a horrible dream....Maybe I should try dropping a phone book on him?

11 Sep 2005

Ok Have to admit mine is spiders too, but then I think I have good reason after geting one trapped in my EAR!! :shock:
This was years ago whilst still a teeenager living at home and had been downstairs to the cellar. As I came back up I felt something against the side of my head and brushed it away only then to be deafend by the noise that can only be described as the same sound when you pour milk on Rice Crispies, but much much louder!!
So there I was standing in the kitchen screaming like a demented I don't know what, bent over head between my knees screaming when my Mother comes in to find out what was the matter. Between my screams I managed to tell her that there was a "Huge F*****g spider in my ear and to help me!!"
So on the phone to the GP's surgey. The said to get some cooking oil on a spoon and heat it in the steam of a boiling kettle then to pour this into my ear. The heat of the oil would kill the spider and because of the oil the spider would float to the top and out............Yeah............or so we thought!!
So what seemed like an eternity waiting for the kettle to boil, with me still running round the kitchen screaming and sobbing, Mother gets the oil eventually heated in the steam & I bend over the sink and in goes the oil...........then...................................silence.................nothing.............but silence!!!!
Yeah, great the heat had killed it, but the thing was still there.
So there I was, with what was now a DEAD spider in my ear blink

Back on the phone to the GP and they told me to go and see then straight away. So in the car we went, me still sobbing know this was dead inside my ear. Arrived at the surgery and went straight throught to see the nursefor her to have my ear syringed to have this dead spider removed, and trust me it was HUGE. It caused a lot of fuss in the waiting room and everyone crowded round to see it.
All this must have taken about an hour.............from the time it went in to the time it was removed and since then for some reason I have this real fear of spiders.........Don't know why!!! LOL
bolt

M xx

11 Sep 2005

Quote by equi-princess
I have put a large book by the chair so that if it returns from wherever it is hiding, and the cat doesn't get it first.... i can drop the book on it... as long as it stays still... if it starts to move.......................................
equi-princess xxx

Being arachnophobic myself I keep an old Argos catalogue at the side of my sofa purely for that reason.
And if it has to be used I then get a friend to throw it in the bin and get a new catalogue

11 Sep 2005

Quote by clair

I have put a large book by the chair so that if it returns from wherever it is hiding, and the cat doesn't get it first.... i can drop the book on it... as long as it stays still... if it starts to move.......................................
equi-princess xxx

Being arachnophobic myself I keep an old Argos catalogue at the side of my sofa purely for that reason.
And if it has to be used I then get a friend to throw it in the bin and get a new catalogue
right Debs not coming to your house :eeek:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

I have put a large book by the chair so that if it returns from wherever it is hiding, and the cat doesn't get it first.... i can drop the book on it... as long as it stays still... if it starts to move.......................................
equi-princess xxx

Being arachnophobic myself I keep an old Argos catalogue at the side of my sofa purely for that reason.
And if it has to be used I then get a friend to throw it in the bin and get a new catalogue
right Debs not coming to your house :eeek:
Not even if I invite my partner in crime out for a night on the tiles and a man hunt? :twisted:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by clair

I have put a large book by the chair so that if it returns from wherever it is hiding, and the cat doesn't get it first.... i can drop the book on it... as long as it stays still... if it starts to move.......................................
equi-princess xxx

Being arachnophobic myself I keep an old Argos catalogue at the side of my sofa purely for that reason.
And if it has to be used I then get a friend to throw it in the bin and get a new catalogue
right Debs not coming to your house :eeek:
Not even if I invite my partner in crime out for a night on the tiles and a man hunt? :twisted:
wellll errrrrr that might be worth a smack over the head with a catalogue! :twisted: :twisted:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
right Debs not coming to your house :eeek:

Not even if I invite my partner in crime out for a night on the tiles and a man hunt? :twisted:
wellll errrrrr that might be worth a smack over the head with a catalogue! :twisted: :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well there's a surprise
(Apologies to EquiPrincess for the slight hijack!)

11 Sep 2005

Quote by tonmar01
Ok Have to admit mine is spiders too, but then I think I have good reason after geting one trapped in my EAR!! :shock:
This was years ago whilst still a teeenager living at home and had been downstairs to the cellar. As I came back up I felt something against the side of my head and brushed it away only then to be deafend by the noise that can only be described as the same sound when you pour milk on Rice Crispies, but much much louder!!
So there I was standing in the kitchen screaming like a demented I don't know what, bent over head between my knees screaming when my Mother comes in to find out what was the matter. Between my screams I managed to tell her that there was a "Huge F*****g spider in my ear and to help me!!"
So on the phone to the GP's surgey. The said to get some cooking oil on a spoon and heat it in the steam of a boiling kettle then to pour this into my ear. The heat of the oil would kill the spider and because of the oil the spider would float to the top and out............Yeah............or so we thought!!
So what seemed like an eternity waiting for the kettle to boil, with me still running round the kitchen screaming and sobbing, Mother gets the oil eventually heated in the steam & I bend over the sink and in goes the oil...........then...................................silence.................nothing.............but silence!!!!
Yeah, great the heat had killed it, but the thing was still there.
So there I was, with what was now a DEAD spider in my ear
Back on the phone to the GP and they told me to go and see then straight away. So in the car we went, me still sobbing know this was dead inside my ear. Arrived at the surgery and went straight throught to see the nursefor her to have my ear syringed to have this dead spider removed, and trust me it was HUGE. It caused a lot of fuss in the waiting room and everyone crowded round to see it.
All this must have taken about an hour.............from the time it went in to the time it was removed and since then for some reason I have this real fear of spiders.........Don't know why!!! LOL

M xx

OMG that has to be the most disgusting story I have ever heard........I think I will invest in a pair of earmuffs!! confused

11 Sep 2005

What scares me... well probably like most that scene in Jaws where old mateys head floats out... having said that it is so outdated now that it looks like old matey from Are you being served...
the thought of losing me genitals frightens the fuck outta me too!! or is that a natural reaction?

11 Sep 2005

Quote by tonmar01
Ok Have to admit mine is spiders too, but then I think I have good reason after geting one trapped in my EAR!! :shock:
This was years ago whilst still a teeenager living at home and had been downstairs to the cellar. As I came back up I felt something against the side of my head and brushed it away only then to be deafend by the noise that can only be described as the same sound when you pour milk on Rice Crispies, but much much louder!!
So there I was standing in the kitchen screaming like a demented I don't know what, bent over head between my knees screaming when my Mother comes in to find out what was the matter. Between my screams I managed to tell her that there was a "Huge F*****g spider in my ear and to help me!!"
So on the phone to the GP's surgey. The said to get some cooking oil on a spoon and heat it in the steam of a boiling kettle then to pour this into my ear. The heat of the oil would kill the spider and because of the oil the spider would float to the top and out............Yeah............or so we thought!!
So what seemed like an eternity waiting for the kettle to boil, with me still running round the kitchen screaming and sobbing, Mother gets the oil eventually heated in the steam & I bend over the sink and in goes the oil...........then...................................silence.................nothing.............but silence!!!!
Yeah, great the heat had killed it, but the thing was still there.
So there I was, with what was now a DEAD spider in my ear
Back on the phone to the GP and they told me to go and see then straight away. So in the car we went, me still sobbing know this was dead inside my ear. Arrived at the surgery and went straight throught to see the nursefor her to have my ear syringed to have this dead spider removed, and trust me it was HUGE. It caused a lot of fuss in the waiting room and everyone crowded round to see it.
All this must have taken about an hour.............from the time it went in to the time it was removed and since then for some reason I have this real fear of spiders.........Don't know why!!! LOL

M xx

awww pet!!!
im mortified for you. That's gotta be one of the worst stories I think Ive ever heard...sod getting impaled on a bleedin railing..this is horrific! So have you been irreperably scarred as a result of your ordeal?
I (still) try my best to fall asleep breathing through my mouth after that James Bond film when his latest shag got murdered after someone dribbled poison down a long thread into her snoring gob...so do you go to sleep with bits of cotton wool in your ears?

11 Sep 2005

spiders are misunderstood
they have feelings too you know

11 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
spiders are misunderstood
they have feelings too you know

You're quite right - I imagine they can feel how much it hurts when the Argos catalogue lands on top of them

11 Sep 2005

Quote by clair
spiders are misunderstood
they have feelings too you know

You're quite right - I imagine they can feel how much it hurts when the Argos catalogue lands on top of them
i wouldent mind if you used something more upper class like the country life magerzine
BUT A ARGOS catalogue now that hurts! confused

:?

:lol:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
spiders are misunderstood
they have feelings too you know

You're quite right - I imagine they can feel how much it hurts when the Argos catalogue lands on top of them
i wouldent mind if you used something more upper class like the country life magerzine
BUT A ARGOS catalogue now that hurts! confused

:?

:lol:

Vogue for you me girl!!

11 Sep 2005

Art section of the Sunday times please...................

11 Sep 2005

Sunday Sport reader here..................... redface

but I wouldn't spoil it killing a spider lol

11 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
spiders are misunderstood
they have feelings too you know

You're quite right - I imagine they can feel how much it hurts when the Argos catalogue lands on top of them
i wouldent mind if you used something more upper class like the country life magerzine
BUT A ARGOS catalogue now that hurts! confused

:?

:lol:

Vogue for you me girl!!
oo thank you my night in shining armer! worship

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
Sunday Sport reader here.....................
but I wouldn't spoil it killing a spider

Hence why I have the old Argos catalogue. I wouldn't want a flattened arachnid plastered on something I was planning to read

11 Sep 2005

Quote by clair
Sunday Sport reader here.....................
but I wouldn't spoil it killing a spider

Hence why I have the old Argos catalogue. I wouldn't want a flattened arachnid plastered on something I was planning to read
ya but let the poor old spider go out in style worship

11 Sep 2005

if you kill all the spiders your house will be infested with many other bugs that the spiders normally eat. :cry:
you see they are your friends biggrin

like unpaid cleaners rolleyes

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Sunday Sport reader here.....................
but I wouldn't spoil it killing a spider

Hence why I have the old Argos catalogue. I wouldn't want a flattened arachnid plastered on something I was planning to read
ya but let the poor old spider go out in style worship

I honestly can't remember the last time I killed a spider on purpose. I always leave them alone.

11 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
spiders are misunderstood
they have feelings too you know

I know... and they devote all their time into making me feel scared......lol
They are evil and they know it..............
equi-princess xxx

11 Sep 2005

I know i said storms frighten me earlier but...........
A chastity belt that you have lost the key to realy puts the shivers up my spine surprised

ohhhhh wouldn't it be horrid if you had one on and no way of getting it of :shock:
No sex, no playing, life would come to an end :crazy:

12 Sep 2005

For a guy that works in the countryside I really shoudn.t admit this but eurgh!!!!!!
"WORMS"
They really freak me out, cant stand holding them, uhh shivers..................................... :cry:

12 Sep 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
I know i said storms frighten me earlier but...........
A chastity belt that you have lost the key to realy puts the shivers up my spine
ohhhhh wouldn't it be horrid if you had one on and no way of getting it of :shock:
No sex, no playing, life would come to an end :crazy:

I have the number of a good locksmith.......... want it???
equi-princess xxx