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what sort of a drunk are you??

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Quote by aj1980
I get nekkid at the mere sniff of alcohol!
m :twisted: redface lol

woohoo..when we going for drinks lol..
i like to think im funny, charming, and handsome..but in reality, im probably none of the above..well maybe a little funny..
It also depends on what i drink..if its cider..then im loopy!! if its vodka im not quite so mad ;)
When im hungover im hooorrrrnnnyyyy!
some one else I know is like this :grin:
Quote by jaymar
I get nekkid at the mere sniff of alcohol!
m :twisted: redface lol

woohoo..when we going for drinks lol..
i like to think im funny, charming, and handsome..but in reality, im probably none of the above..well maybe a little funny..
It also depends on what i drink..if its cider..then im loopy!! if its vodka im not quite so mad ;)
When im hungover im hooorrrrnnnyyyy!
some one else I know is like this :grin:
whos that then jay ;) lol...
I dance. (apparently)
I even debuted (sp) on karaoke lasttime out in a duet singing Kikidee n Elton John with a fellow midsroom bloke and some how i ended up doing the Kikidee bits.
redface
Oooooooooooo an I can't drink brandy if makes me.........hearing go confused :?: :?
I don't drink now as it was beginning to take over my life. (I'm much happier healthier and better company without it. Preach over)
I used to be a going to sleep sort of drunk.
I tend to go into verbal diarrhea mode and have a habit if repeating myself rotflmao
I tend to go into verbal diarrhea mode and have a habit if repeating myself :rotflmao:
I tend to go into verbal diarrhea mode and have a habit if repeating myself :rotflmao:
Wait a minute I'm sober :shock: and I'm still doing it lol
I get very affectionate, love everyone, chat bollox to whoever will listen oooooh and get very horny
urgggg hungover today!! and very very horny lol
start off merry then happy then knackered then asleep hopefully get home fist but it has been known to be woken up and asked to leave confused
very happy and horney :twisted:
Quote by Bonedigger
....how do you go when youve had a few?

A few really is the right word, seeing as I dont drink very often it only takes a few to get me pissed.
Although im a very happy, giggly drunk.
I also swear quite alot too sometimes redface not at anyone though, just in conversation lol
Louise xx
I go from being happy to giggly and louder and then loose the power of speech.
Please don't get me wrecked if we meet!
i
talk loads
talk loudly
talk shit
so errr, pretty much same as sober lol
haha I love all the answers on this thread....I really truly hope i meet some of you on a munch or something, cos I think we'd get on great lol
Ps I'll be the one telling dirty jokes very loudly :P
Me drunk -
Clumsy (ok, so no different there)
Giggly - seems to be a common condition
Tell anyone ANYTHING - omg - I didn't did I? Yes, I did.
And the worst - the absolute WORST thing about getting drunk???
I remember every bloody thing I said and did - and to whom!!!!!
And since I stopped drinking much when I got pregnant (20 years ago) one half of bitter and I'm anyone's :lol2:

I remember every bloody thing I said and did - and to whom!!!!!
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OMG me too foxy....which is very VERY bad the next day :shock:
funny wobbly end up doing silly things and then people say the malem kicks in and cant understand me but......then again i cant understand any one else lol
Obviously a more chatty drunk, as we all are but I am 1 of only people who, although gets munchies, cannot eat after after a few (more than 3)
Whether tipsy or legless it only ever ends in 1 way, think it has become a psychological thing now.
Weird and sad but true lol
Chris x
Quote by jaymar
Im a total chatterbox when im pissed and get louder the drunker i get redface
My worst habit was getting home and wanting to call all my friends for a chat and to tell them how much i luv them and miss them , even though theyve probably just dropped me home minutes before in a cab.
Now hide my phone before i go out , so i can never find it when i get in lol

OMG, this is so like me too! Woohoo, I'm not alone!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Miss Cream xxx
And... you do a naughty thing with ice on yer tongue! :grin:
:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
Do I?
surprisedops:
Miss Cream xxx
Quote by westerross
I've just been checking around to make sure I didn't post all the posts I wanted to last night. I remember getting very hot under the collar about hi-jacking but I think I didn't post it thank God.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so it's not just me what does that then? cool why d'you think i type everything offline in notepad? ;) it's so it takes a deliberate cut-n-paste onto the thread, but they usually get deleted long before then when i'm pissed. some make it as far as the post preview thingie before i hit the back button, some end up on threads, just to see how i feel about it being there, before a hasty delete, but if i'm really pissed off ((( read : really pissed! rolleyes ))) they get to stay there till the next morning, when i come back to the thread all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, and read what i wrote, at which point a rather long chat with meself about what exactly i was on / thinking the night before generally ensues? :roll: lol
anyways . . . now back on topic . . . it all depends what i'm drinking?
if i stick to lagers other than stella, i just get steadily more withdrawn and sleepy, until such time as i fall asleep on my g/f's ample bosom. smile sometimes in polite company? :roll: this sometimes seems to be contagious, as i have occasionally seen the odd person nod off themselves, but i suspect that is merely a cunning ruse to try and claim a space on the spare pillow? :lol: ;)
on brandy and coke in a social environment, i am the absolute epitome of incisive wit and sparkling repartee ((( *shakes head* :roll: ))) and a little bit of a swagger comes into my usual way of walking about, in a casual but handsomely alluring kind of way, you understand, until such time as the wobbliness sets in.
on brandy and coke at home, in a slightly bad mood, i go a bit Jeckyll and Hide, and flit between dead bloody funny trying to cheer meself up ((( 'cept only i get my jokes ))) and argumentative, sarcastic, generally a bit nasty and 'orrible. some might say the difference between the first brandy fuelled state, and the second, is all in my head, but i at least can tell the difference by how much i'm laughing at my own piss poor jokes, compared to how much i'm ranting into notepad. confused
stella, vodka redbulls, red wine, scotch, and pretty much everything else, are banned altogether, cos i really don't like myself at all on them.
neil x x x ;)
p.s. half a carlsberg, and a very small brandy and coke so far, so it's shaping up as a kind of experiment to see which way things go this evening? :uhoh:
If last Thursday night was anything to go by then I'm one needing A&E redface
I'm a dreadful drunk, usually ill and suffer for it, so it's rare that I get drunk.
Cx
a very bad one :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: in a very horny way lol unless i fall asleep redface surprisedops:
I am a horny drunk, :twisted: who probably talks too much till I fall asleep redface
Fee
XX
Im either a raging hornfest, or a mellow soppy drunk
Quote by essex34m
... or a mellow soppy drunk

Now that I have to see! lol
Followed by...
Quote by essex34m
...a raging hornfest,

innocent
Fee
XX
Well not long to go before I find out if some of these are true at the Wigan Munch lol :lol:
I of course, will be the completely sober one in the corner rotflmao :rotflmao:
I don't drink........
but I am drunk on life....... cool
i seem to be the type that loses things like my panties bra and self respect so i am going to give up ............................................................thats buying bras and panties
I'm known to become the life and soul* (*usually arse) of the party!! I start flirting really badly as well, trying to be dead subtle but really it's obvious to the whole room what I'm up to (apparently) redface