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what sort of a drunk are you??

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well its friday ninght, and I'm stuck in, so thought I'd post a bit of b@ll@x to cheer myself up lol
when you have had a skinful...ie are bevvied, kaylied, sh!t faced, 3 sheets to the wind (hmm sounds like a good topic for another thread).....what sort of a drunk are you?
I go dead loud and larey....really crude and tell everyone they are gorgeous and I love em :lol:
what about u lot....happy, maudlin, agressive, invinceable....how do you go when youve had a few?
I'm not....... any more
lp
Happy, giggly,apologetic.....just in case redface Promise the world....then fall asleep lol
Id be no good at a drunken orgy Id be the one in the corner giggling in my sleep :giggle:
I come with my own sick bag..... confused :? :? :?
I magically transform into a cross between Tina Turner (singing) and Janet Jackson (dancing)..no really!! :giggle:
Minx (economical with the truth)
This depends entirely on the booze, the quality and the quantity and/or the combinations of such, and the duration of consumption. One can be drunk in many ways. But usually I'm harmless.
wiv mr adi........................no change on normal lol
Im a total chatterbox when im pissed and get louder the drunker i get redface
My worst habit was getting home and wanting to call all my friends for a chat and to tell them how much i luv them and miss them , even though theyve probably just dropped me home minutes before in a cab.
Now hide my phone before i go out , so i can never find it when i get in lol
I have talked some dam fine bollox in here after a drink or two lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I magically transform into a cross between Tina Turner (singing) and Janet Jackson (dancing)..no really!! :giggle:
Minx (economical with the truth)

I don't know about the above but I know you have a bonecrushing hug wink
Love the Avatar Minxy :inlove:
never drink much going out
the only time i get drunk nowadays is indoors while chatting in chat or on the forum on SH.
and end up talking B*****ks and falling asleep on the sofa
the sofa beckons, well would if i had one, but it got taken away by the tip men this morning lol
I forgot to answer the question rolleyes
I don't drink much - the only time I go out is usually to a Munch or Social. I usually have to drive and don't normally stop over and I never D and D.
However, never give me Vodka or Whiskey (I refuse to go anywhere near it anyway, but even so...) I can get nasty - very nasty sad
i usually turn into a buny boiler and tell everyone i love them redface
oh and i get dead horny too confused
I just drivel on with gay abandon when I'm pished until eventually I expire in a corner somewhere.
drinkies
I'd tell you if I could remember.
I think Angelica would tell you I get loud and loose with me mouth. Dangerous really and bloody embarrasing when it's played back the next day.
I've just been checking around to make sure I didn't post all the posts I wanted to last night. I remember getting very hot under the collar about hi-jacking but I think I didn't post it thank God.
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I get totally ridiculous feeling of being "bullet-proof".
Whereas I would not walk through my town centre alone sober after nightfall, drunk, I have on quite a few occasions staggard the 15 minutes home on my own around 2 am.
In the morning I am appalled at myself.
The last time I did it, a guy followed me out and started screaming at me until another guy approached us.
So - I will NOT be doing it again. And - I hope I remember this when I am "bullet-proof" again. confused
Giggly, talk non stop (yes, even more than on here! lol ) and .... horny! redface
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However, never give me Vodka or Whiskey (I refuse to go anywhere near it anyway, but even so...) I can get nasty - very nasty sad

I have two seperate friends who cannot touch either one of these for exactly the same reason, weird isn't it?
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However, never give me Vodka or Whiskey (I refuse to go anywhere near it anyway, but even so...) I can get nasty - very nasty sad

I have two seperate friends who cannot touch either one of these for exactly the same reason, weird isn't it?
Yes. It's a bonus I can't stand the taste of Whiskey and Vodka anyway lol
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Im a total chatterbox when im pissed and get louder the drunker i get redface
My worst habit was getting home and wanting to call all my friends for a chat and to tell them how much i luv them and miss them , even though theyve probably just dropped me home minutes before in a cab.
Now hide my phone before i go out , so i can never find it when i get in lol

OMG, this is so like me too! Woohoo, I'm not alone!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Miss Cream xxx
Quote by creampie123
Im a total chatterbox when im pissed and get louder the drunker i get redface
My worst habit was getting home and wanting to call all my friends for a chat and to tell them how much i luv them and miss them , even though theyve probably just dropped me home minutes before in a cab.
Now hide my phone before i go out , so i can never find it when i get in lol

OMG, this is so like me too! Woohoo, I'm not alone!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Miss Cream xxx
And... you do a naughty thing with ice on yer tongue! :grin:
Hi
I get happy, talk bollocks, think I can dance, very horney lol
Whisky - love it but it can make me depressed rolleyes
lmao @ some of these....thanks for sharing....and keep em coming
As I said I always get dead crude....tell reaaly rude jokes and say things that really shouldnt be said out loud......I remember asking a senior work colleague very loudly in a packed pub, if the rumour was true that he was 'hung like a donkey?' :shock:
Thank god he saw the funny side biggrin
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Giggly, talk non stop (yes, even more than on here! lol ) and .... horny! redface

yep, i'm the same ..... gets me into all sorts of trouble surprisedops:
the only problem i find is that my clit goes numb :cry: anyone else have the same problem confused: :?
I don't get drunk very often. But when I do, I get horny and silly/giggly. redface
I get nekkid at the mere sniff of alcohol!
m :twisted: redface lol
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I get nekkid at the mere sniff of alcohol!
m :twisted: redface lol

woohoo..when we going for drinks lol..
i like to think im funny, charming, and handsome..but in reality, im probably none of the above..well maybe a little funny..
It also depends on what i drink..if its cider..then im loopy!! if its vodka im not quite so mad ;)
When im hungover im hooorrrrnnnyyyy!
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I get nekkid at the mere sniff of alcohol!
m :twisted: redface lol

woohoo..when we going for drinks lol..
i like to think im funny, charming, and handsome..but in reality, im probably none of the above..well maybe a little funny..
It also depends on what i drink..if its cider..then im loopy!! if its vodka im not quite so mad ;)
When im hungover im hooorrrrnnnyyyy!
Now that bit I find really interesting as I've heard that alot on here and in vanilla land. Why is that do you suppose??
Love
Fire xxx
who knows..buts very very bad!! :twisted:
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Giggly, talk non stop (yes, even more than on here! lol ) and .... horny! redface

yep, i'm the same ..... gets me into all sorts of trouble surprisedops:
the only problem i find is that my clit goes numb :cry: anyone else have the same problem confused: :?
Yes! takes me about an hour to have an orgasm! I guess it's a female version of brewers droop! :lol: