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for us its words like "attractive" and "professional", as soon as we see either of these we stop reading.
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Sex God
when it says 100miles away lol 
Sex God
txt spk, followed by seeing washing on the radiator in the background of pictures or empty beer cans littering the floor. a little thought to the background detail.... 
Sex God
Yup, with you on 'professional', especially when coupled with 'well educated', and they've spelt it wrong!
I also hate when someone writes 'I'm clean'.
Clean? Well, I hope they've had a bath...
Is being 'clean' not something you take as read? Not really something to boast about is it?!
I also hate when someone writes 'I'm clean'.
Clean? Well, I hope they've had a bath...
Is being 'clean' not something you take as read? Not really something to boast about is it?!
Sex God
Quote by Lilacgem
seeing washing on the radiator in the background of pictures or empty beer cans littering the floor. a little thought to the background detail....
thats me out then meaty lol
Any excuse to get me to perv your pics :roll:
(i quite like the white outfit- in the pic with the camera flash :wink: )
Sex God
There's a list in my profile! :giggle:
My likes lists! :mrgreen:
My likes lists! :mrgreen:
Sex God
I can get over the odd spelling mistake - but 'proffessional' or 'proffesional' or some other combo of wrongness just makes me cringe! 
Location, a wish for anal sex, crudeness.... oh bugger, get me started on this and I might need to start a list like DG's!
Nice thread folks! :thumbup:
Location, a wish for anal sex, crudeness.... oh bugger, get me started on this and I might need to start a list like DG's!
Nice thread folks! :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
nola....so that is why you didn't reply to my Pm?
I knew I shouldn't have mentioned anal. DAMN DAMN DAMN.
I have been known to make exceptions for an *ahem* skilled practitioner... :rascal:
But then I also get PMs saying stuff like "so how come you don't take it up the arse?" and I just think to myself wrong, soooooo wrong and defo no way to woo a lady!
Quote by noladreams30
nola....so that is why you didn't reply to my Pm?
I knew I shouldn't have mentioned anal. DAMN DAMN DAMN.
I have been known to make exceptions for an *ahem* skilled practitioner... :rascal:
But then I also get PMs saying stuff like "so how come you don't take it up the arse?" and I just think to myself wrong, soooooo wrong and defo no way to woo a lady!
So it should say " so how come you do not take it up the arse" is that what you meant????
:doh:
Sex God
Quote by Lone_swordsman
The word "bareback" usually does it.
:thumbup: Ditto with the delightful phrase "pregnancy risk sex"
Why?! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Lone_swordsman
The word "bareback" usually does it.
:thumbup: Ditto with the delightful phrase "pregnancy risk sex"
Why?! :shock:
people really write that???!!!
And call their chatrooms it, yes indeedy... still, I guess one man's meat is another man's poison or some such phrase!
Oooh fun thread. My turn offs:
- 'discrete', at least write the right word. Think it means want to cheat on partner, not for me!
- with someone / married / almost married / almost divorced
- those that say they are in London area but are in Essex or Kent. Sorry North London does not mean Herts!
- mobile number and email address in their first message before we have even chatted
- trying to arrange to shag me before meeting for a drink
- txt spk am 2 old 2 get
- professional. Whether spelt correctly or not.
- cock shots that are REALLY unflattering e.g. clowns wig round a thimble look.
- no capital letters full stops orgrammar in sentences that go on andon and on then end in lotsof xxxxxxx
- 'discrete', at least write the right word. Think it means want to cheat on partner, not for me!
- with someone / married / almost married / almost divorced
- those that say they are in London area but are in Essex or Kent. Sorry North London does not mean Herts!
- mobile number and email address in their first message before we have even chatted
- trying to arrange to shag me before meeting for a drink
- txt spk am 2 old 2 get
- professional. Whether spelt correctly or not.
- cock shots that are REALLY unflattering e.g. clowns wig round a thimble look.
- no capital letters full stops orgrammar in sentences that go on andon and on then end in lotsof xxxxxxx
Sex God
"into older women" - - - - - - since I clearly don't qualify. :giggle:
Married/with someone. Txtspk. Cockshots in first message (however technically impressive it is, I'm interested in your other head first!). Excessive body hair. Bad wallpaper in the background. Ads of less than 3 lines.
Am still new enough to be amused by some of the really cringingly cheesy attempts at being witty and original - though from reading the posts above it doesn't look like I've heard the half of it yet...!
Am still new enough to be amused by some of the really cringingly cheesy attempts at being witty and original - though from reading the posts above it doesn't look like I've heard the half of it yet...!
Sex God
This >>>>Whilst I love the attention I prefer a real mail to a wink, please take a few minutes to make sure that you have read my profile and then why not drop me a personalised message if you think we are looking for the same things..
<<<< doesn't get a chance because we don't see them Thanks be to the autorespond
<<<< doesn't get a chance because we don't see them Thanks be to the autorespond
Quote by slutwife
I shut down the profile when it says pics on request, sorry but why should i give my email address out, so then you just get loads of unwanted emails, cos they now no it
Disposable email addresses delivered via your / account are good for if you do want to give out your address and then subsequently decide you wish you hadn't (good for when doing internet shopping or for mailing lists too - if/when it starts getting spammed you just kill it but keep your main address)
Warming the Bed
Explicit language puts me off. Sometimes I am fooled and they hold back with that sort of talk until the end of the ad.
Warming the Bed
Quote by flower411
Looks,age and size not important.
Translates as .. I`ll fuck anything !
Good point. I usually interpret those as fakes.
