a big thankyou to all who put in the hard work organising the Wilts Bun-Fight this weekend.
Quality team-work by quality people.
Thankyou.
lp
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What the Blazes.......?!?
Hear hear, Random Fire Starter!
Thanks to everyone who turned up and made it a memorable weekend ( in more ways than one
)
From poor Ewe ( our mascot - see pic ) being used all weekend for Stormy's gratification ( someone had to be I guess
) the excellent chefs, superb cossies, the non-inflatable modelling baloons ( that's another story but it gave us the best laugh 
) to the camping Massive for your company, laughs and entertainment. Great to see the usual suspects and even better to meet new faces.
Here's to the next one! :cheers:
Thanks to everyone who turned up and made it a memorable weekend ( in more ways than one
)From poor Ewe ( our mascot - see pic ) being used all weekend for Stormy's gratification ( someone had to be I guess
) the excellent chefs, superb cossies, the non-inflatable modelling baloons ( that's another story but it gave us the best laugh ) to the camping Massive for your company, laughs and entertainment. Great to see the usual suspects and even better to meet new faces.Here's to the next one! :cheers:
Orgasminator
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
why am i always the last one to bed apart from sugar puff daddy (aka RPM) who just seems to be asleep all the time
great costumes this time it was great fun shame we never got round to the target practice, and next time some more people will have to learn how to play texas holdem, so we can bet properly with clothes instead of chips :rascal:
good to see most of the same crew could make it, shame on those who could not
sara & graham was great to finally meet you and i think i have found a worthy opponent in the stakes of always having the item thats wanted but everyone else forgot to bring.
random fire starter so closer to becoming a member of the melty foot club, better luck next time that is if you have managed to get the boots off of course :haha:
thank you all, and even the weather did not spoil it.
so whens the next one..........
why am i always the last one to bed apart from sugar puff daddy (aka RPM) who just seems to be asleep all the time
great costumes this time it was great fun shame we never got round to the target practice, and next time some more people will have to learn how to play texas holdem, so we can bet properly with clothes instead of chips :rascal:
good to see most of the same crew could make it, shame on those who could not
sara & graham was great to finally meet you and i think i have found a worthy opponent in the stakes of always having the item thats wanted but everyone else forgot to bring.
random fire starter so closer to becoming a member of the melty foot club, better luck next time that is if you have managed to get the boots off of course :haha:
thank you all, and even the weather did not spoil it.
so whens the next one..........
Quote by Ukwineman
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
why am i always the last one to bed apart from sugar puff daddy (aka RPM) who just seems to be asleep all the time
great costumes this time it was great fun shame we never got round to the target practice, and next time some more people will have to learn how to play texas holdem, so we can bet properly with clothes instead of chips :rascal:
good to see most of the same crew could make it, shame on those who could not
sara & graham was great to finally meet you and i think i have found a worthy opponent in the stakes of always having the item thats wanted but everyone else forgot to bring.
random fire starter so closer to becoming a member of the melty foot club, better luck next time that is if you have managed to get the boots off of course :haha:
thank you all, and even the weather did not spoil it.
so whens the next one..........
I would be the one up with you til the end Winey... I'm a total night owl!
and.... I think we'll be attending the next one 
Orgasminator
Wincey
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
bloody brilliant not sure about the village people :undecided:
i thought i was more Clint Eastwood
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:bloody brilliant not sure about the village people :undecided:
i thought i was more Clint Eastwood
Orgasminator
Quote by jaymar
I would be the one up with you til the end Winey... I'm a total night owl!
:bounce:
Sex God
Ooooh Wincey wadda line up! Brill ......just brill.
Can I just say that well done the females in their flimsey costumes ! We all looked the part.
i was the only one to cover up through the night!!! Flamin British weather !
Random fire starter, you made me smile :twisted:
Stormy ! You have got really colourful since we last met :giggle:
graham - sara you are a blast, and made the brekkie 1st morning! Pleeeeease come again :D
Winey :shock: you and MrFC in a stand off ! Memories forever !
RPM ............... Munchies ! ...... never took you for that.
OMG !!! roll on the next one !!! Wahhoooooo !!!
Can I just say that well done the females in their flimsey costumes ! We all looked the part.
i was the only one to cover up through the night!!! Flamin British weather ! Random fire starter, you made me smile :twisted:
Stormy ! You have got really colourful since we last met :giggle:
graham - sara you are a blast, and made the brekkie 1st morning! Pleeeeease come again :D
Winey :shock: you and MrFC in a stand off ! Memories forever !
RPM ............... Munchies ! ...... never took you for that.
OMG !!! roll on the next one !!! Wahhoooooo !!!
Sex God
I just want to say a huge thank you to Sassy & Pete for organising us all to get there
Also a great big thank you to Wenchy & Sassy & Mr & Mrs FC without whom I would have had no Injun attire, been extremely cold, had no towel & also no face/wet wipes. Between you all you made sure I was dressed, warm and made respectable for public viewing.....that's proper mates for you :P
Some memorable moments for me ........
PeteSW being....wait for it.....SOBER :shock:
PeteSW miming tequila shots... he's bluddy good too!!
Random Fire Thing setting the world alight with his evening cocoa
RPM getting up in the.... :sleeping: :sleeping: ...OMG no it's catching
Winey's chilli....get's better every time :rose:
Sassy's fruit screwers...mmmmmmmm :inlove: Oh and can I have my knickers back?????
Wenchy taking the time to teach me that you have to push NOT pull to get a better result from your pole :rose:
I know I'll remember loads more but I need to shag a man about a dog..... :shock: did I just say that out loud
Love
Running Duck xxx
Also a great big thank you to Wenchy & Sassy & Mr & Mrs FC without whom I would have had no Injun attire, been extremely cold, had no towel & also no face/wet wipes. Between you all you made sure I was dressed, warm and made respectable for public viewing.....that's proper mates for you :P
Some memorable moments for me ........
PeteSW being....wait for it.....SOBER :shock:
PeteSW miming tequila shots... he's bluddy good too!!
Random Fire Thing setting the world alight with his evening cocoa
RPM getting up in the.... :sleeping: :sleeping: ...OMG no it's catching
Winey's chilli....get's better every time :rose:
Sassy's fruit screwers...mmmmmmmm :inlove: Oh and can I have my knickers back?????
Wenchy taking the time to teach me that you have to push NOT pull to get a better result from your pole :rose:
I know I'll remember loads more but I need to shag a man about a dog..... :shock: did I just say that out loud
Love
Running Duck xxx
Quote by MrsFC
i was the only one to cover up through the night!!!
YOU were the only one to wake up still in your cossie ffs!
Graham and Sara.....you bloody stars! The gorgeous bacon and egg butties were so much appreciated and Graham...you're a nutter!...but in the nicest sense of the word :rotflmao:
Random Fire Starter has a new theme song too!
:karaoke: Oh whip crack away, whip crack away, whip crack away! :karaoke:
The little boy approached the wise one, and sat in the dust at his feet. He looked deep into the old man's ageless eyes and spoke.
“Tell me again Grandfather, Tell me of the coming of the white man and his iron horse that smells of chip fat, tell me of the Firestarter who burns his coco and the great plains to ash, tell me of the painted ladies who spill from their clothes like the great waterfall, tell me of the buffalo soldier who devours sugar puffs deep into the night, then sleeps all day, tell me of the breakfast maker and his house that contains all things, of the men who fight with water guns and stick the hair from their faces to their hats when they eat, tell me of the man who drinks only water and air, but still giggles like a madman, tell me of the great circle, when the white men puffed into small things till their eyes popped out and their cheeks went red, tell me of the gifts they gave you, of the cup that plays a song when you lift it”.
The wise one laughed and and shook his head.
“Running Deer, is there anything else you would know”?
“Yes Grandfather” replied the boy laughing,” tell me again how they tried to flog you a used dog ……
“Tell me again Grandfather, Tell me of the coming of the white man and his iron horse that smells of chip fat, tell me of the Firestarter who burns his coco and the great plains to ash, tell me of the painted ladies who spill from their clothes like the great waterfall, tell me of the buffalo soldier who devours sugar puffs deep into the night, then sleeps all day, tell me of the breakfast maker and his house that contains all things, of the men who fight with water guns and stick the hair from their faces to their hats when they eat, tell me of the man who drinks only water and air, but still giggles like a madman, tell me of the great circle, when the white men puffed into small things till their eyes popped out and their cheeks went red, tell me of the gifts they gave you, of the cup that plays a song when you lift it”.
The wise one laughed and and shook his head.
“Running Deer, is there anything else you would know”?
“Yes Grandfather” replied the boy laughing,” tell me again how they tried to flog you a used dog ……
Quote by Stormwalker
The little boy approached the wise one, and sat in the dust at his feet. He looked deep into the old man's ageless eyes and spoke.
“Tell me again Grandfather, Tell me of the coming of the white man and his iron horse that smells of chip fat, tell me of the Firestarter who burns his coco and the great plane to ash, tell me of the painted ladies who spill from their clothes like the great waterfall, tell me of the buffalo soldier who devours sugar puffs deep into the night, then sleeps all day, tell me of the breakfast maker and his house that contains all things, of the men who fight with water guns and stick the hair from their faces to their hats when they eat, tell me of the man who drinks only water and air, but still giggles like a madman, tell me of the great circle, when the white men puffed into small things till their eyes popped out and their cheeks went red, tell me of the gifts they gave you, of the cup that plays a song when you lift it”.
The wise one laughed and and shook his head.
“Running Deer, is there anything else you would know”?
“Yes Grandfather” replied the boy laughing,” tell me again how they tried to flog you a used dog ……
Quote by Stormwalker
The little boy approached the wise one, and sat in the dust at his feet. He looked deep into the old man's ageless eyes and spoke.
“Tell me again Grandfather, Tell me of the coming of the white man and his iron horse that smells of chip fat, tell me of the Firestarter who burns his coco and the great plains to ash, tell me of the painted ladies who spill from their clothes like the great waterfall, tell me of the buffalo soldier who devours sugar puffs deep into the night, then sleeps all day, tell me of the breakfast maker and his house that contains all things, of the men who fight with water guns and stick the hair from their faces to their hats when they eat, tell me of the man who drinks only water and air, but still giggles like a madman, tell me of the great circle, when the white men puffed into small things till their eyes popped out and their cheeks went red, tell me of the gifts they gave you, of the cup that plays a song when you lift it”.
The wise one laughed and and shook his head.
“Running Deer, is there anything else you would know”?
“Yes Grandfather” replied the boy laughing,” tell me again how they tried to flog you a used dog ……
Pissing meself!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
But fuck me I need to kip!
:sleeping: Quote by Stormwalker
“Tell me again Grandfather, Tell me of the coming of the white man and his iron horse that smells of chip fat, tell me of the Firestarter who burns his coco and the great plains to ash, tell me of the painted ladies who spill from their clothes like the great waterfall, tell me of the buffalo soldier who devours sugar puffs deep into the night, then sleeps all day, tell me of the breakfast maker and his house that contains all things, of the men who fight with water guns and stick the hair from their faces to their hats when they eat, tell me of the man who drinks only water and air, but still giggles like a madman, tell me of the great circle, when the white men puffed into small things till their eyes popped out and their cheeks went red, tell me of the gifts they gave you, of the cup that plays a song when you lift it”.
though the child had forsight... seeing a future as the out-numbered though stoical indiginous peoples took to thier smoke lodge and huddled in the smallpox infested blanket... so sad, yet so funny
lp
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
The little boy approached the wise one, and sat in the dust at his feet. He looked deep into the old man's ageless eyes and spoke.
“Tell me again Grandfather, Tell me of the coming of the white man and his iron horse that smells of chip fat, tell me of the Firestarter who burns his coco and the great plains to ash, tell me of the painted ladies who spill from their clothes like the great waterfall, tell me of the buffalo soldier who devours sugar puffs deep into the night, then sleeps all day, tell me of the breakfast maker and his house that contains all things, of the men who fight with water guns and stick the hair from their faces to their hats when they eat, tell me of the man who drinks only water and air, but still giggles like a madman, tell me of the great circle, when the white men puffed into small things till their eyes popped out and their cheeks went red, tell me of the gifts they gave you, of the cup that plays a song when you lift it”.
The wise one laughed and and shook his head.
“Running Deer, is there anything else you would know”?
“Yes Grandfather” replied the boy laughing,” tell me again how they tried to flog you a used dog ……
Oh now I sooooooooooooooooooo wish I'd been there!!
Nola x
p.s. and I so don't do camping!!
Sex God
Howdy folks 
sorry late again
right then firstly let me clarify that rumors of my sobriety have been greatly exaggerated
Windy and Winey just remember, you can run, but you can't hide, the Texas Rangers always get their man / woman. Or was that the Mounties
Big chief Eiderdown and squaw Running Duck great to see you again, stormy you owe me a new keyboard and screen for that post, but let the pain in my stomach muscles subside first, not laughed so much in ages. :lol2:
Sassy, all credit goes to you for this one hun you played a blinder, a brilliant weekend which i thoroughly enjoyed, though next time you buy modeling balloons make sure it doesn't say UNINFLATABLE on the pack, watching grown men cry (with laughter) is not a pretty sight.
Whinchy & better half (sorry, forgot your nick) thank you so much, the costumes were fabulous, i can only guess at how much effort went into them and what an effect
hwoar: top effort :thumbup:
Mr & Mrs FC, great to see you guys again, mrfc I'd give my right arm to have had a camera when a certain delectable young squaw bent over in front of where you were sitting in an already skimpily short Indian dress, your face was an absolute picture
Random Fire Starter, great to meet you. Great guy, fantastic SOH, I have Ray Mears number, perhaps you should discuss 'bush firemaking' techniques :lol2:
Winey, what can I say, I think 5 tents in one afternoon is a record for us :thumbup: where do you put all that stuff? The chili was top nosh as ever, oh and thanks for the string
Sugar Puff Daddy :shock: where you there?
:yawn: oh yeah I remember :lol2: 1st time i've seen you out of arctic winter gear. thanks for the as ever delicious 'spicy chicken' and as much as i want the recipe, no you cant have a shag, what was the other choice again :twisted:
Sara & Graham, lovely to meet you, thanks for all the help and for taking over as the falling down water monster, i needed the break :giggle: great laff :thumbup:
Here's to the next one :cheers:
:kiss:
sorry late again
right then firstly let me clarify that rumors of my sobriety have been greatly exaggerated
Windy and Winey just remember, you can run, but you can't hide, the Texas Rangers always get their man / woman. Or was that the Mounties
Big chief Eiderdown and squaw Running Duck great to see you again, stormy you owe me a new keyboard and screen for that post, but let the pain in my stomach muscles subside first, not laughed so much in ages. :lol2:
Sassy, all credit goes to you for this one hun
you played a blinder, a brilliant weekend which i thoroughly enjoyed, though next time you buy modeling balloons make sure it doesn't say UNINFLATABLE on the pack, watching grown men cry (with laughter) is not a pretty sight.Whinchy & better half (sorry, forgot your nick) thank you so much, the costumes were fabulous, i can only guess at how much effort went into them and what an effect
hwoar: top effort :thumbup:Mr & Mrs FC, great to see you guys again, mrfc I'd give my right arm to have had a camera when a certain delectable young squaw bent over in front of where you were sitting in an already skimpily short Indian dress, your face was an absolute picture
Random Fire Starter, great to meet you. Great guy, fantastic SOH, I have Ray Mears number, perhaps you should discuss 'bush firemaking' techniques :lol2:
Winey, what can I say, I think 5 tents in one afternoon is a record for us :thumbup: where do you put all that stuff? The chili was top nosh as ever, oh and thanks for the string
Sugar Puff Daddy :shock: where you there?
:yawn: oh yeah I remember :lol2: 1st time i've seen you out of arctic winter gear. thanks for the as ever delicious 'spicy chicken' and as much as i want the recipe, no you cant have a shag, what was the other choice again :twisted:
Sara & Graham, lovely to meet you, thanks for all the help and for taking over as the falling down water monster, i needed the break :giggle: great laff :thumbup:
Here's to the next one :cheers:
:kiss:
Hang on a minute... that Winchie has the cheek to be walking around at the moment with a sig suggesting that she did nothing to 'gain an alternative name' as a consequence of her actions.
Was I sorely mistaken when my otherwise harmless attempts to warm an evening cocoa were turned instantly into blazing conflagration in an instant, risking life and possetions of all....
.... with her attempting to beat the flames with a frying-pan?
there's a name in there... surely?
lp
Was I sorely mistaken when my otherwise harmless attempts to warm an evening cocoa were turned instantly into blazing conflagration in an instant, risking life and possetions of all....
.... with her attempting to beat the flames with a frying-pan?
there's a name in there... surely?
lp
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
Hang on a minute... that Winchie has the cheek to be walking around at the moment with a sig suggesting that she did nothing to 'gain an alternative name' as a consequence of her actions.
Was I sorely mistaken when my otherwise harmless attempts to warm an evening cocoa were turned instantly into blazing conflagration in an instant, risking life and possetions of all....
.... with her attempting to beat the flames with a frying-pan?
there's a name in there... surely?
lp
Well she was working out of the 'Blazing Pan Saloon' at the time, well that was until she got 'Fired' for serving up Absolut H2O and Mime Tequila :lol2:
Sex God
Pete said:
"Mr & Mrs FC, great to see you guys again, mrfc I'd give my right arm to have had a camera when a certain delectable young squaw bent over in front of where you were sitting in an already skimpily short Indian dress"
Blimey !! I never saw Mt FC wearing a mini skirt I always miss the good bits
"Mr & Mrs FC, great to see you guys again, mrfc I'd give my right arm to have had a camera when a certain delectable young squaw bent over in front of where you were sitting in an already skimpily short Indian dress"
Blimey !! I never saw Mt FC wearing a mini skirt
I always miss the good bits Quote by Firelizard
Pete said:
"Mr & Mrs FC, great to see you guys again, mrfc I'd give my right arm to have had a camera when a certain delectable young squaw bent over in front of where you were sitting in an already skimpily short Indian dress"
Blimey !! I never saw Mt FC wearing a mini skirt
I did- but he really should have shaved his legs first :shock:
Warming the Bed
Gee thanks pardners.........Great weekend.........er um wont tell you what happened.(blush)
But have loadsa photos.........when I found out how to "Sepia"
Send us a mail..if you want them.
Gra and his Boss Sara
But have loadsa photos.........when I found out how to "Sepia"
Send us a mail..if you want them.
Gra and his Boss Sara
