what the dirtest thing you have ever done

25 May 2006

The ditiest thing I ever did was have sex with four men in the same day - then I went home and had sex with the old lady next door that fancied my cock for ages - look at my pic and you will see why.

25 May 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Hmmmm what an emotive topic!
I think the dirtiest thing I have ever done is forgetting to wash and iron my yellow duster before re-using it the next day!

Ooooohhh... I'll let you re-use me anytime!
How dirty is that then? :twisted:
:lol:
Well.... let's just say that the dining table hadn't been dusted for TWO DAYS previously so the actual dirt on the duster could be seen with the naked eye instead of having to get my magnifying glass out as per usual!
Damn I'm a dirty bitch!

25 May 2006

Quote by nopantson
The ditiest thing I ever did was have sex with four men in the same day - then I went home and had sex with the old lady next door that fancied my cock for ages - look at my pic and you will see why.

, you know, if you'd approached this in the right way....
oh fuck it i cant be arsed :rotflmao:

25 May 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I farted once and had to go home and change my pants!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
That was dirty!!!! :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

pmsl
i didnt think anyone actually done that! lol :P

25 May 2006

This aint really dirty... but i'll tell u anyway lol
I was once out drinking with some friends... i'd been dying for the toilet in this pub but the queue was massive so we decided to wiat til we got to the nest club.
We went outside (it was winter and absolutely freezing) and the cold hit me and i knew i couldnt wait any longer.... so i went behind this car back to it (the car was parked facing me) pulled me kecks down (everything on show) and had a wee wee... done the bouncy thing to get the drips off lmao
stood up... looked at the car
There was only someone in it!!!!
Window down laughing his head off
:cry: redface

25 May 2006

:rotflmao:
didnt you ask if he'd got a piece of tissue ?? lol

25 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:rotflmao:
didnt you ask if he'd got a piece of tissue ??

pmsl
i never even thought of that!! when i've got a few drinks down me i'd be bold enough to ask aswell!! lol
*remembers for next time*
lolol

26 May 2006

Quote by curvy-gal
This aint really dirty... but i'll tell u anyway lol
I was once out drinking with some friends... i'd been dying for the toilet in this pub but the queue was massive so we decided to wiat til we got to the nest club.
We went outside (it was winter and absolutely freezing) and the cold hit me and i knew i couldnt wait any longer.... so i went behind this car back to it (the car was parked facing me) pulled me kecks down (everything on show) and had a wee wee... done the bouncy thing to get the drips off lmao
stood up... looked at the car
There was only someone in it!!!!
Window down laughing his head off
:cry:

He didn't turn his headlights on in mid wee then lol

I wouldn't have done that.................................
...................Honest innocent