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........When all kids are sleeping round a friends for the night (not often that happens!) and hubby has promised a chinese and a drink in a pub then swifly falls asleep by 10 PM and u havent been out nor had dinner........HELP !!! Bored stiff!!!!
*wonders weather she should have bothered getting up today......*

Tie his shoe laces together, nick his credit cards and divorce him........................lol
I aint married him yet lol....aint that silly pmsl
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........When all kids are sleeping round a friends for the night (not often that happens!) and hubby has promised a chinese and a drink in a pub then swifly falls asleep by 10 PM and u havent been out nor had dinner........HELP !!! Bored stiff!!!!
*wonders weather she should have bothered getting up today......*

On the Other hand give me a call, I've just been down the Indian for a takeaway, and don't mind sharing.
John
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I aint married him yet lol....aint that silly pmsl

DONT DO IT.........lol
This could be a sign of things to come. !!!!!!!
Depends how hot it is lol......can only handle mild stuff or me tongue drops off lol
was lookin forward to me chicken fried rice n chicken balls n sweet n sour sauce !....looks like its goona be shreddied wheat instead or sommet lmao :cry:
Things to come...well cant be any worse than i already got lmfao....He's the "sleeping partner"
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Depends how hot it is lol......can only handle mild stuff or me tongue drops off lol
was lookin forward to me chicken fried rice n chicken balls n sweet n sour sauce !....looks like its goona be shreddied wheat instead or sommet lmao :cry:

Just a mild one tonight, got to work again tomorrow, but if you prefer I can bring some balls round.
John
redface
Visit the toast thread and rustle up a new snack dunno
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Visit the toast thread and rustle up a new snack dunno

theres a toast thread !!!????
Do they have Jam ?
blondeslave
Tie his shoe laces together, nick his credit cards and divorce him........................lol

He aint got any credit cards....do u think i'd be sat here if he did ?? lmao
Horous
Just a mild one tonight, got to work again tomorrow, but if you prefer I can bring some balls round.

Hmmmm balls...now ya talking !!!
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........When all kids are sleeping round a friends for the night (not often that happens!) and hubby has promised a chinese and a drink in a pub then swifly falls asleep by 10 PM and u havent been out nor had dinner........HELP !!! Bored stiff!!!!
*wonders weather she should have bothered getting up today......*

Order whatever you want and have it delivered. Nick the money out of his wallet to pay for it. Then go to bed with a rabbit. That won't fall asleep. wink
Broke the rabbit ages ago lol...wasnt over use...was just badly made hehehe
Best I bring some extras with me then.
John
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Extra balls ? how many ya got lol ??? wink
Not balls, naughty girl, but rice and sauce, stuff like that, and something to pull.
John
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Broke the rabbit ages ago lol...wasnt over use...was just badly made hehehe

I broke mine too. I admit it, - overuse. redface Wouldn't need it if I could find a bloke that could keep up without falling asleep!
something to pull sounds kinda interesting.......
lol uhuru
Maybe we could team up n get em wink two of us would deff keep em "Up!"
Could make for an evening of fun after the food. How deep asleep is he?
John
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If the house blew down now....he'd turn over n go back to sleep lol
Sounds like a plan Tigger - lets sort them out!
Men....move over...the women are coming thru wink
Ok, I'm on my way, got balls and something to pull, I'll stop for wine,(red or white?) and we can make a night of it.
John
passionkiss
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If the house blew down now....he'd turn over n go back to sleep lol

lol, I know that feeling. Had it just last night with my other half. I am convinced it is a lie that men have a higher sex drive than women. Higher sleep drive maybe...
Wine....i dont drink Horous hehehe U could bring some milk tho wink
Very true bout the sex drive thing uhuru....*blows at the cobwebs*
I,m good with tea, have you got the bags? I'll bring the milk.
John
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yup i got some bags if u got the balls lol
Went over to him........woke him with "its nearly midnight...are we going to order!"
Reply was "i know.......snore!!!!!!"
*opens cuboard n starts looking for anything edible*
Order now! Just for yourself. He'll regret it in the morning.