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I've just worn a new t shirt whilst shopping, nothing too flashy, just a logo that says
'Boyfriend wanted. Must be sexy, charming, handsome, funny, rich, honest, genuine,gorgeous. Must have own car, house and credit card'
In the 30 minutes it took me to go around the store I've been chatted up by the checkout guy ( nice too wink ) the security guard and a guy in the petrol station plus my chest has been ogled by more than a few blokes ( and girls I might add :shock: )
Why didn't I think of this before? :doh:
I'm off to have my phone number printed on the back bolt
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Perhaps it was just the fact you were only wearing a t-shirt that caught their attention dunno
Unknown User
Quote by sussexguy
Perhaps it was just the fact you were only wearing a t-shirt that caught their attention dunno

smackbottom
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've just worn a new t shirt whilst shopping, nothing too flashy, just a logo that says
'Boyfriend wanted. Must be sexy, charming, handsome, funny, rich, honest, genuine,gorgeous. Must have own car, house and credit card'
In the 30 minutes it took me to go around the store I've been chatted up by the checkout guy ( nice too wink ) the security guard and a guy in the petrol station plus my chest has been ogled by more than a few blokes ( and girls I might add :shock: )
Why didn't I think of this before? :doh:
I'm off to have my phone number printed on the back bolt

Shouldn't the thread be: What to wear
Unknown User
Quote by sussexguy
Perhaps it was just the fact you were only wearing a t-shirt that caught their attention dunno

Beat me to it lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
maybe cos you remembered to wear your false teeth and your glass eye for a change biggrin
Unknown User
You really are muppets rolleyes
I said I've just worn not worn just
:doh:
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
You really are muppets rolleyes
I said I've just worn not worn just
:doh:

I just have to laugh when i see your new sig lol
Unknown User
omg I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
sorry curvy, we don't want you to have one, stay just as you are in your avatar :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
sorry curvy, we don't want you to have one, stay just as you are in your avatar :rascal:

Typical Meaty! rolleyes
But I happen to agree with him for once! :giggle:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
sorry curvy, we don't want you to have one, stay just as you are in your avatar :rascal:

Typical Meaty! rolleyes
But I happen to agree with him for once! :giggle:
careful, you're getting to be just like me :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
sorry curvy, we don't want you to have one, stay just as you are in your avatar :rascal:

I 2nd that man lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by goose35
sorry curvy, we don't want you to have one, stay just as you are in your avatar :rascal:

I 2nd that man lol
Ok, but don't ever ask me to help you move a piano, Stanley rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
sorry curvy, we don't want you to have one, stay just as you are in your avatar :rascal:

I 2nd that man lol
Ok, but don't ever ask me to help you move a piano, Stanley rolleyes
No Ollie i won't :lol:
H__x
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've just worn a new t shirt whilst shopping, nothing too flashy, just a logo that says
'Boyfriend wanted. Must be sexy, charming, handsome, funny, rich, honest, genuine,gorgeous. Must have own car, house and credit card'
In the 30 minutes it took me to go around the store I've been chatted up by the checkout guy ( nice too wink ) the security guard and a guy in the petrol station plus my chest has been ogled by more than a few blokes ( and girls I might add :shock: )
Why didn't I think of this before? :doh:
I'm off to have my phone number printed on the back bolt

I want one. Please.
H.x
duncanlondon
Sex God
Wonder what would happen if the t shirt said 'I'd like to fuck anyone now!' :shock: lol
Unknown User
Quote by duncanlondon
Wonder what would happen if the t shirt said 'I'd like to fuck anyone now!' :shock: lol

Like I'd wear THAT around Tesco rolleyes
I keep that for nights out :giggle:
H-x hunni, you can have the t shirt but you've got to come here and take it off me first :twisted:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by H-x
I've just worn a new t shirt whilst shopping, nothing too flashy, just a logo that says
'Boyfriend wanted. Must be sexy, charming, handsome, funny, rich, honest, genuine,gorgeous. Must have own car, house and credit card'
In the 30 minutes it took me to go around the store I've been chatted up by the checkout guy ( nice too wink ) the security guard and a guy in the petrol station plus my chest has been ogled by more than a few blokes ( and girls I might add :shock: )
Why didn't I think of this before? :doh:
I'm off to have my phone number printed on the back bolt

I want one. Please.
H.x
No problem, just PM me your phone number, vital statistics and a nude photo and i'll get it sorted asap
(by asap i mean a soon as i can stop drooling over the nude pic long enough to sort it )
Unknown User
You'll have to tell us all where you got it from Sassy biggrin
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Wonder what would happen if the t shirt said 'I'd like to fuck anyone now!' :shock: lol

Like I'd wear THAT around Tesco rolleyes
I keep that for nights out :giggle:

So your idea of a night out is a trip to Tesco? confused
Cheap night out I guess. :giggle:
markz
Sex God
was you the only woman in the shop then rolleyes
lavabubble
Master of Sex
Quote by markz
was you the only woman in the shop then rolleyes

"Smooth operator, he's a smooooooth operator!!" lol
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've just worn a new t shirt whilst shopping, nothing too flashy, just a logo that says
'Boyfriend wanted. Must be sexy, charming, handsome, funny, rich, honest, genuine,gorgeous. Must have own car, house and credit card'
In the 30 minutes it took me to go around the store I've been chatted up by the checkout guy ( nice too wink ) the security guard and a guy in the petrol station plus my chest has been ogled by more than a few blokes ( and girls I might add :shock: )
Why didn't I think of this before? :doh:
I'm off to have my phone number printed on the back bolt

Can't believe I missed you again!! Mind you, I guess the message would've gone right over my head.
Well Sassy-Star, I would've thought it was obvious that we guys really appreciate subtle messages like that. The sense of achievement to have worked it out for ourselves and then for us to think that we're the only guy in the store to be part of your little secret desire, must be one of our greatest pleasures in life! :giggle:
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Unknown User
Quote by markz
was you the only woman in the shop then rolleyes

fook off smackbottom