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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
women cool

Me too :twisted:
I've got this fantasy where it's just me and 3 women ( so I'm a greedy mare dunno ) though if I were to choose 3 of the SH ladies, I'd have to relive that fantasy about 10 times to make sure I'd included all my faves redface
Why not all in 1 go :twisted:
Shaz x
Now you're just being silly rolleyes
but what an idea ! :shock: :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
women cool

Me too :twisted:
I've got this fantasy where it's just me and 3 women ( so I'm a greedy mare dunno ) though if I were to choose 3 of the SH ladies, I'd have to relive that fantasy about 10 times to make sure I'd included all my faves redface
Why not all in 1 go :twisted:
Shaz x
Now you're just being silly rolleyes
but what an idea ! :shock: :twisted:
Whats silly about having a couple of hundred wriggling naked females together and you being in there some where :twisted:
I thought that would be heaven not silly lol
Shaz x
Whoops! You mean this isn't the Swinging Silly site?
Quote by the_Laird
Can someone find my off switch please... I'm feeling far too horny today and I'm not even sure whats causing it. redface

I'm more than willing to spend time fiddling with your buttons in an attempt to sort your switch Gem
cool
*faints*
:inlove:
<swoon> You are more than welcome to fiddle with my switches to find my buttons Laird! :rascal:
When you've spent an extended amount of time discovering what makes me tick I'll allow you to come back and post a report of how good you were ;) and how crap meaty was! lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Can someone find my off switch please... I'm feeling far too horny today and I'm not even sure whats causing it. surprisedops:

Sorry about the PM :giggle:

Meaty... smackbottom I am NOT playing this 'winde Gem up til she's about to explode' game anymore... it's not fair on the batteries I've been through today and my poor favourite vibrator nearly exploded! :oops:
Don't think folks would be happy being presented with a slightly charred and battery burned muff, do you??? Unless thats your thing I suppose? dunno
Oh.... sod it.... I'm today I'm mostly thinking about Spike from Buffy the Vampire slayer...
Mmmm. :twisted: Ohhh the things I could do to that man. :twisted: The things I'd let him do to me! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

And he's in a shirt and tie too!
*shudders* M - Mmmmmmm! *lips lips* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:oops: Gem. x
Quote by little gem

And he's in a shirt and tie too!
*shudders*
redface Gem. x

:inlove: but i lurrrrrrrrrrrve him!
for me it is a sexily dressed lady, preferably with class, with a hint of availability, just a hint mind, maybe juts one more button un-done the WI would approve of maybe aglint in the eye, maybe just a slight brush of breast against your arm accompanied by a warm smile, nice to be teased, flirted with, progressing slowly with rising expectations, if observed form near or afar by her partner or other half or perhaps just envious on-looker(s) all the better,
the joy of anticipation is almost as arousing as the action itself, then as this progress to feel the lady react, goose bumps as you kiss their neck, the smell of their perfume, warth of their skin, then as things move on feeling the lady rise to your lips and tongue, discovering what they respond to, a kiss here but not so much a inch to the right, whether they are ticklish or not, do they like gentle of former kissing and licking, ultimately feeling the lady reach a climax , shuddering against you and feeling their want,
and if I get to cum too then all the better
We could share Kitten! ;) :rascal: :twisted:
Although if you let me at him before you, the mood I'm in this week.... there wouldn't be much left after I'd worn him out and eaten him alive! redface
Ermintrude... that is a great description. I wish I could put into words what I liked in that way. I know what I like but finding the words to say it just seems more difficult than it need be. dunno
Gem. x
Quote by little gem
We could share Kitten! ;) :rascal: :twisted:
Although if you let me at him before you, the mood I'm in this week.... there wouldn't be much left after I'd worn him out and eaten him alive! redface
lol
Gem. x


oh god no i reckon he could handle us...he has that spark in his eye!
im dying of tonsilitis and have been dead from the neck down since tuesday.....im suddenly feeling a little perky!
wink
Long sexy stocking clad legs or a sexy ass in real tight jeans does it for me every time...mmmm lol
Quote by Ermingtrude
for me it is a sexily dressed lady, preferably with class, with a hint of availability, just a hint mind, maybe juts one more button un-done the WI would approve of maybe aglint in the eye, maybe just a slight brush of breast against your arm accompanied by a warm smile, nice to be teased, flirted with, progressing slowly with rising expectations, if observed form near or afar by her partner or other half or perhaps just envious on-looker(s) all the better,
the joy of anticipation is almost as arousing as the action itself, then as this progress to feel the lady react, goose bumps as you kiss their neck, the smell of their perfume, warth of their skin, then as things move on feeling the lady rise to your lips and tongue, discovering what they respond to, a kiss here but not so much a inch to the right, whether they are ticklish or not, do they like gentle of former kissing and licking, ultimately feeling the lady reach a climax , shuddering against you and feeling their want,
and if I get to cum too then all the better

:thumbup: I liked that so much I read it twice... I'm sure I can manage three... hang on... innocent wink
Quote by sexkittenhfx


And he's in a shirt and tie too!
*shudders*
redface Gem. x

:inlove: but i lurrrrrrrrrrrve him!
How do you spell 'Phhwwwooaaaarrrrr'???
:inlove: :rascal:
Goose thinks >>>>>>> mmmm profile photo's siuted n booted
I'm on it
Kiss my ears and I crumble like a teenage boy. oooh oooh and women biting there lip as I look up from between there thighs...
Quote by osker99
Kiss my ears and I crumble like a teenage boy. oooh oooh and women biting there lip as I look up from between there thighs...

:notes: lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
women cool

Me too :twisted:
I've got this fantasy where it's just me and 3 women ( so I'm a greedy mare dunno ) though if I were to choose 3 of the SH ladies, I'd have to relive that fantasy about 10 times to make sure I'd included all my faves redface
Maybe the three from last weekend? :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
women cool

Me too :twisted:
I've got this fantasy where it's just me and 3 women ( so I'm a greedy mare dunno ) though if I were to choose 3 of the SH ladies, I'd have to relive that fantasy about 10 times to make sure I'd included all my faves redface
Maybe the three from last weekend? :twisted:
Would have been fab hunni. Mother Nature is a bitch mad
Eeeerm right lets see, what turns me on...........In women, smallish perky soft breasts with pink nipples, lightly tanned skin, dark hair, brown eyes, the other person playing hard to get but somehow also letting me know they want me and not too experienced. In men, big, strong dark haired tanned skin. Also hard to get . I like to be teased to distraction. The right tone of voice to be whispering rude things in my ear. I would love a woman to come onto me in a jacuzzi........oh dear random thoughts keep popping up now and I'm getting all unnecessary ..time for a shower and change! blink
Love (& licks)
Fire xxx
Quote by firelizard
Eeeerm right lets see, what turns me on...........In women, smallish perky soft breasts with pink nipples, lightly tanned skin, dark hair, brown eyes,
Love (& licks)
Fire xxx

That's me out ( except for the dark hair rolleyes )
:cry:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Eeeerm right lets see, what turns me on...........In women, smallish perky soft breasts with pink nipples, lightly tanned skin, dark hair, brown eyes,
Love (& licks)
Fire xxx

That's me out ( except for the dark hair rolleyes )
:cry:
Awwww hun, I'm open to suggestion :grin:
Quote by firelizard
oh dear random thoughts keep popping up now and I'm getting all unnecessary ..time for a shower and change! blink

This thread is so racy isn't it.
Well the suns out so maybee that makes it worse. So many ladies walking about with next to nowt on. :twisted:
I'm steaming. :wanker:
Quote by goose35
oh dear random thoughts keep popping up now and I'm getting all unnecessary ..time for a shower and change! blink

This thread is so racy isn't it.
Well the suns out so maybee that makes it worse. So many ladies walking about with next to nowt on. :twisted:
I'm steaming. :wanker:
rotflmao I'm showering and changeing cos I'm going to a BBQ ffs :giggle:
Fire x
Quote by firelizard
oh dear random thoughts keep popping up now and I'm getting all unnecessary ..time for a shower and change! blink

This thread is so racy isn't it.
Well the suns out so maybee that makes it worse. So many ladies walking about with next to nowt on. :twisted:
I'm steaming. :wanker:
rotflmao I'm showering and changeing cos I'm going to a BBQ ffs :giggle:
Fire x
redface
You dint say that though lol
IN EDIT
Oh i'm a pillock :lol:
Quote by goose35
So many ladies walking about with next to nowt on. :twisted:
I'm steaming. :wanker:

I'm sat here still in my pjs. Does that count? wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren

So many ladies walking about with next to nowt on. :twisted:
I'm steaming. :wanker:

I'm sat here still in my pjs. Does that count? wink
Most definatly yes Sassy.
Quote by Darkfire
Kiss my ears and I crumble like a teenage boy. oooh oooh and women biting there lip as I look up from between there thighs...

:notes: lol
you can nibble on my ears anytime you liek dark
What turns me on well:
Short to tall woman, Slim/cudly, 2 eyes,2 legs,2 arms, hair would be nice (on the head) and preferably with no voice box! lol
No seriously french knickers do it for me, the way they hug a girls arse mmmmmmmmmmm awesome and if shes kissing and nibbling my neck whilst wearing them thats even better
Quote by goose35

So many ladies walking about with next to nowt on. :twisted:
I'm steaming. :wanker:

I'm sat here still in my pjs. Does that count? wink
Most definatly yes Sassy.
Actualy funny you should say that. My new neighbour locked herself out yesterday and came knocking on my door with very little on other than her nightwear which wasn't a lot believe me. Flippin eck did that make me horney. :twisted:
Apparently she tried to catch the posty who had delivered a parcel and the door shut.
Quote by goose35
Apparently she tried to catch the posty who had delivered a parcel and the door shut.

Is that a fact? :notes:
:rascal:
I also love the just got up look of a woman first thing in the morning. :twisted:
Quote by goose35
I also love the just got up look of a woman first thing in the morning. :twisted:

I look like that all the time rolleyes