What turns you right off ...................

2 Feb 2007

Quote by Gilbster
it's the ones from the "educated proffesional (sic) man" that really turn me off

Forgive me for asking a stupid, naive question, but does that mean they are a Sex Professional, or just someone with a really good job? redface

It means they're apparently educated and professional but just are incapable of spelling it correctly wink

2 Feb 2007

Not necisserilay ( fook me im drunk and my spelling is crap!)
Maybe just a responsible job, i.e they don't want their fellow work mates finding out they are looking to share their misses or bang someone elses lol

:shock:
for example a copper or a local councilor

2 Feb 2007

Quote by redpantherman
...I'm a nice innocent one who still likes the gentle approach. Fire xx

Fancy a leg ova then? :giggle:
Awww go on then since you asked so nicely :giggle:

3 Feb 2007

Quote by celestria
it's the ones from the "educated proffesional (sic) man" that really turn me off

Yes, :bounce: ...and I would add to that the ones who proudly proclaim that they have their own "buisness" (sic). rolleyes

3 Feb 2007

I like the ones that say that they have their own car. Hardly enough to make you stand out is it?
What about the ones that have the type of car in their nic - "BMWeric" and such like? Look at me i have a bmw, you must want to shag me lol

3 Feb 2007

Thought of another.
They say: Age/looks/size not important
They mean: I'm that desperate I'll shag anyone me

3 Feb 2007

Hi Scandal wave

As its Saturday, and I have my first hangover since Christmas I have not read the entire thread so apologies if I am restating anyone, but just to answer your question , there are certain adds that wind me up, but before I go into detail, just let me say that I am fine with each to their own ok?
Am not having a go at anyone, this is just a personal reaction as I read adds.
Quote:-
MUST be this, MUST be that, MUST do this and MUST do that, and pay attention coz tomorrow it might all change, Must NOT like this, that or especially the other, and there’s plenty more where that came from, I’m an Adonis / Sheba (yeah right, in your opinion) and expect you to be the same ………. Blah blah blah.
I think you get my drift, now I know that its good for folks to state what they do and don’t like, but honestly, who / what do some of these ppl really think they are? I guess the “how great am I” fairy has been filling their heads with sweety mice :lol2:
Self confidence is one thing, out and out arrogance is something else entirely.
IMHO dunno

3 Feb 2007

Oooooo where to start.
In ads I don't like the anatomical shopping list types, where they give you their age, height, length etc. That should all be in the profile surely rolleyes

And the 'heavy comers', who cares?
Text speak, a complete turn off.
Blank profiles.
The cut and pasters who obviously haven't even looked at your profile.
In chat, the ones who come in and try the same line on every one by turn or call you 'babe' and expect you to meet with them just because you've been polite and said hello when they came in.
Enough for now?
H.x

3 Feb 2007

being sent one of those winks saying take a look at my profile and tell me what you think and there is nothing on their profile mad

looking for a mature woman - sorry not here to wet nurse
as others have said, the ones that are basically looking to meet you, no conversation, shag and feck off straight away, this may suit some but not me i am afraid, i prefer to be treat like a person than a shag.
Earthy xx

3 Feb 2007

Quote by H-x
Oooooo where to start.
In ads I don't like the anatomical shopping list types, where they give you their age, height, length etc. That should all be in the profile surely
And the 'heavy comers', who cares?
Text speak, a complete turn off.
Blank profiles.
The cut and pasters who obviously haven't even looked at your profile.
In chat, the ones who come in and try the same line on every one by turn or call you 'babe' and expect you to meet with them just because you've been polite and said hello when they came in.
Enough for now?
H.x

:shock: hello gorgeous wave

where the fook have you been hiding?
i know, i know, sorry, been living in a cave for ages, :welcome: back kiss

now to your post, i have to take great exception with your comments. if i take the trouble to call you babe, that means you have to shag me right here and now ok? ..... babe? :lol2:
? what ffs dunno

3 Feb 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Cock and gash shots :gagged:
When ads say:
Age/size not important ( in other words, desperate )Will try anything at all ( ie no imagination )
All nighter ( either he pumps away without cumming for 7 hours at a stretch, by which time you're extremely sore, you've mentally redecorated 3 rooms in the house and remembered where you put the shed key or he's expecting you to cook him breakfast )
Any lines including the words 'slut', 'dirty whore', 'fill every hole' or 'I'm the best you'll ever have' ( the last one usually written by a guy under the age of 21 )
or worst of all, the ones that don't say jack shit!

I'm really quite shocked at you saying this Sassy... you are normally quite fair. I personally like to see this in adverts as I'm not exactly massively overweight but I carry extra pounds. I agree that some people do however have a preference on people with weight or age but for you to say they are desperate for not being bothered either way is a bit much (in my opinion)
I'm with some of the others on the school uniform thing, I don't particularly like to see adverts with people dressed as schoolgirls.

3 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
Cock and gash shots :gagged:
When ads say:
Age/size not important ( in other words, desperate )Will try anything at all ( ie no imagination )
All nighter ( either he pumps away without cumming for 7 hours at a stretch, by which time you're extremely sore, you've mentally redecorated 3 rooms in the house and remembered where you put the shed key or he's expecting you to cook him breakfast )
Any lines including the words 'slut', 'dirty whore', 'fill every hole' or 'I'm the best you'll ever have' ( the last one usually written by a guy under the age of 21 )
or worst of all, the ones that don't say jack shit!

I'm really quite shocked at you saying this Sassy... you are normally quite fair. I personally like to see this in adverts as I'm not exactly massively overweight but I carry extra pounds. I agree that some people do however have a preference on people with weight or age but for you to say they are desperate for not being bothered either way is a bit much (in my opinion)
I'm with some of the others on the school uniform thing, I don't particularly like to see adverts with people dressed as schoolgirls.
The thing is, and Sassy please correct me if I'm wrong, but when I see 'age, looks not important' I read 'I don't care who you are so long as you turn up'. It's a no-no for me too, I'd like to think someone is attracted to me rather than just killing time.
H.x

3 Feb 2007

Quote by H-x
Cock and gash shots :gagged:
When ads say:
Age/size not important ( in other words, desperate )Will try anything at all ( ie no imagination )
All nighter ( either he pumps away without cumming for 7 hours at a stretch, by which time you're extremely sore, you've mentally redecorated 3 rooms in the house and remembered where you put the shed key or he's expecting you to cook him breakfast )
Any lines including the words 'slut', 'dirty whore', 'fill every hole' or 'I'm the best you'll ever have' ( the last one usually written by a guy under the age of 21 )
or worst of all, the ones that don't say jack shit!

I'm really quite shocked at you saying this Sassy... you are normally quite fair. I personally like to see this in adverts as I'm not exactly massively overweight but I carry extra pounds. I agree that some people do however have a preference on people with weight or age but for you to say they are desperate for not being bothered either way is a bit much (in my opinion)
I'm with some of the others on the school uniform thing, I don't particularly like to see adverts with people dressed as schoolgirls.
The thing is, and Sassy please correct me if I'm wrong, but when I see 'age, looks not important' I read 'I don't care who you are so long as you turn up'. It's a no-no for me too, I'd like to think someone is attracted to me rather than just killing time.
H.x
No no, this is so unfair, so many people in here have hang ups about their age and weight, if I read an advert with "age/size not relevant" I would see that as being fairly open minded not desperate. If I read something like "any thing will do" that would appear desperate. There was a thread a while ago about people putting in their adverts "no overweight people" etc, this is just as bad.. I hope we're not going to get a heated debate here wink

- this is just my own personal views x

3 Feb 2007

I confess that I used to be, in my opinion, a spelling and grammar stickler - if an ad or pm had spelling, grammar and punctuation errors, I subconsciously attributed a whole host of other undesirable qualities to the author.
I've since met someone who's changed my mind HUGELY on that score lol

3 Feb 2007

I think that by itself the "age/size/looks not important" could have either of the above interpretations - could mean desperate, could be fair-minded. The clues as to which would hopefully be in the rest of the ad.

3 Feb 2007

"looking for NSA"
I just fail to see the point in needing to mention that bit (especially in an ad for "men seeking groups/couples") rolleyes

3 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
No no, this is so unfair, so many people in here have hang ups about their age and weight, if I read an advert with "age/size not relevant" I would see that as being fairly open minded not desperate. If I read something like "any thing will do" that would appear desperate. There was a thread a while ago about people putting in their adverts "no overweight people" etc, this is just as bad.. I hope we're not going to get a heated debate here - this is just my own personal views x

No heated debate, just a difference of opinion. I read 'age looks unimportant' as meaning 'anything will do'.
H.x

3 Feb 2007

Quote by Scandal
Insights into people's personality; Am I still the only person who would make a judgement based on someone's carpet and curtains?

Hell no!
Some people should have a look at the background in their photos.
The most horrid photo I have ever seen was the cock-shot taken over the toilet (un-flushed and in need of a bit more chemical power than the average toilet-duck) :shock:

3 Feb 2007

Quote by PoloLady
The most horrid photo I have ever seen was the cock-shot taken over the toilet (un-flushed and in need of a bit more chemical power than the average toilet-duck) :shock:

Ewww thats made me feel quite sick confused

My turn off is the surrounds, not if its old fashioned or anything like that, but baskets of washing and clothes strewn all over.
The "you wont regret it" or "ride of your life" ones (how do you know?)
Also the "age/size unimportant" that to me, also says they are not fussy on anything, it gives far too much scope from 18-80 yrs? skinny to very large? We all have certain preferences.
The "bareback" :scared: (need i say more?)
Do i jump to conclusions? Gawwd yes !! redface

3 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
Possibly, but who's to say those pics weren't taken in a hotel with horrible decor? We would then have unfairly judged those people. :shock:

Not 'unfairly' at all - they shouldn't stay in crappy hotels lol

3 Feb 2007

Quote by Scandal
So we have socks, dirty slut speak, too much hair, schoolgirl uniforms, BMW's (Good one - pimps car! ), spilin & punc-chew-shion, gash shots!, inexperience, dirty Derby County shirts, business owners & vanity.
Insights into people's personality; Am I still the only person who would make a judgement based on someone's carpet and curtains?

Possibly, but who's to say those pics weren't taken in a hotel with horrible decor? We would then have unfairly judged those people. :shock:

3 Feb 2007

Quote by the_Laird
Back on track, I drove a long way to meet a woman the other week. We met in a pub and I bought her a bottle of Magners Cider. She then proceeded to gulp it like a horse at a trough and thought it was ok to burp cider burp in my face several times. That and the borstal mark on her face that hadn't showed up on her photos convinced me to make my excuses and leave :shock:

By christ, you can pick them Scandal!!!
lol

i did ask him not to tell anyone rolleyes

Earthyxx

3 Feb 2007

Quote by Scandal
Back on track, I drove a long way to meet a woman the other week. We met in a pub and I bought her a bottle of Magners Cider. She then proceeded to gulp it like a horse at a trough and thought it was ok to burp cider burp in my face several times. That and the borstal mark on her face that hadn't showed up on her photos convinced me to make my excuses and leave :shock:

By christ, you can pick them Scandal!!!
lol

3 Feb 2007

Quote by Scandal
So we have socks, dirty slut speak, too much hair, schoolgirl uniforms, BMW's (Good one - pimps car! ), spilin & punc-chew-shion, gash shots!, inexperience, dirty Derby County shirts, business owners & vanity.
Insights into people's personality; Am I still the only person who would make a judgement based on someone's carpet and curtains?

No

3 Feb 2007

A choice of username often gives me a small insight into a persons personality - although it may be an unfair judgement it's a knee-jerk reaction I can't seem to avoid. For example I'm not messaging somebody with a name like creamygash4u confused

Adverts that say "No fatties" or something similar - this isn't because of what they have said, it's a definite indicator of their emotional intelligence and a person I would personally avoid!
People that blame their obvious desperation on their husband/wive/sexuality/loneliness etc.
Lazy profile, no effort and expects me to make all the running usually makes me think they would be a lazy selfish shagger too. lol

3 Feb 2007

There was a user online earlier called 'sweatyballs' :shock: confused

3 Feb 2007

i know what you mean kissy i tend to go by usernames too
Earthy xx

3 Feb 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
There was a user online earlier called 'sweatyballs' :shock:

ewww i mean you just wouldnt, might be a really nice person but the name would make me take a wide berth
Earthyxx

3 Feb 2007

Agree with most things said really. However, one of our big bugbears is the choice of language used in some emails we receive. For instance, this is one we received today
hi
i've emailed before (sorry). just strugglin to find anyone to play with... my number is ************ - call me anytime if you want to come play?
rolleyes

Gee thanks for using us as a back-up dude, we really appreciate it rotflmao

3 Feb 2007

Ohhh yes... also those people that proclaim that they can "Lick for hours!"
If you were any good why would you need to?
rotflmao

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