What was the Question?

5 Dec 2004

Q = How do you stop mutant attack squirrels of death ripping your face off?
A = no it really doesn't belong to me!

5 Dec 2004

WOW is that cock really yours Neil? :twisted:
A. Only after a damn good wash!

5 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
A. Only after a damn good wash!

Q = will this filthy news-print come off of my hands?
new answer - jumping up and down on a bunch of grapes

5 Dec 2004

Q: How did the doctor remove your piles?
A: ohhh no I simply COULDN'T!!!

5 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
A: ohhh no I simply COULDN'T!!!

Q - would you allow me to give you oral pleasure ALL night?
new answer = with PoloLady and 2 fit guys

5 Dec 2004

Seriously back pedals with that last answer..........

5 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
new answer = with PoloLady and 2 fit guys

How did you get your car off the road?
A = It burst as soon as I touched it

5 Dec 2004

Eww what happened to that boil on your face???
A: nooooo not yet please!!!!!

5 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
A: nooooo not yet please!!!!!

Never mind the boil ...... lets shag :twisted:
A = I would love to try it

5 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
A = I would love to try it

Have you ever made stew and dumplings from cat food?
New answer - after 7 pints and a glass of wine!

5 Dec 2004

was that bloke you got off with last night good looking?
a: only if you cut those nails!

5 Dec 2004

Q:Can I scratch your arse?
A I put it there!

5 Dec 2004

Why have I got a butt plug up my arse???????
a: NO! So stop laughing at me!

5 Dec 2004

Q: Why've you got a butt plug up your arse?
A; In between my toes.

5 Dec 2004

Quote by westerross
A; In between my toes.

Where should the butt plug be then?
A= flour and water

5 Dec 2004

Q = What are those stains on the gusset of your jeans ??
A = because if it goes red like that I worry.

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
A = because if it goes red like that I worry.

Why don't you pull it harder ????
New Answer .... 68 and I'll owe you one

5 Dec 2004

Q How many people will it take to get you to turn around the other way?
A: Now when I move it's all sticky.

5 Dec 2004

Q = How does it feel now youve fallen in that wood pile ?
A = Its never been a problem in public.

5 Dec 2004

Q: Doesn't it feel strange with a hand in eachother's pocket?
A: That's when they turned into half masters.

5 Dec 2004

Q: Has having Broken Knicker elastic been a problem
A: 3 Sherry triffles and a pint of custard

5 Dec 2004

Q- what's your cure for hangovers.
A- It just came off in my hand

5 Dec 2004

Q: What do you have to put in your pockets to stop your trousers being half masters?
A: That, I think is the cause of the itching.

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Bassman69
A- It just came off in my hand

What are the symptoms of your premature ejaculation?
A= I got halfway there when he texted me.

5 Dec 2004

Q = Txt sex is all well and good, but it can be distracting can't it?
A = I'm not sure i was supposed to do it quite like that?
n x x x ;)

5 Dec 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
A = I'm not sure i was supposed to do it quite like that?
n x x x ;)

Neil I apologise I've been dared to say this ......
Q .... Was falling off the bed at Satin's a deliberate move??
A .... bounce

5 Dec 2004

Q What did Neil do when he fell off the bed lol

:lol:
A That's nice and shiny
Jas
XXX

5 Dec 2004

Quote by morbiusUK

A = I'm not sure i was supposed to do it quite like that?
n x x x ;)

Neil I apologise I've been dared to say this ......
Q .... Was falling off the bed at Satin's a deliberate move??
A .... bounce

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Q = What did the actress say to the bishop?
A = only the once!
n x x x ;)

5 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
A: Ohhh ohhhh ohhhh oh yes oh yes ohhhh yes ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god YES!!!

Q: Am I hitting the right spot scratching that itch on your back?
A: Not without a priest, two firemen and a live chicken

5 Dec 2004

Quote by flapjackboy
A: Not without a priest, two firemen and a live chicken

You've never cooked Christmas dinner by yourself have you?
A= ok just this once, but make it quick