What was the Question?

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
A = with this small elasticated ring.

. . . . i thee wed!
bollox no that's the wrong way round! redface

erm . .
Q = how do you manage to keep it going all night?
A = well yes i am actually! and i have the empties to prove it! rolleyes

n x x x :P

5 Dec 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
A = well yes i am actually! and i have the empties to prove it!
n x x x :P

Q = Do you class yourself as a coffin robber?
A = purple and bouncy

5 Dec 2004

xxdevil69 wrote :

A = purple and bouncy

Q = What two things happen to Tigger when he has tied his winter scarf too tight ? ?
A = The monkey will always press the red one.
Dan wink

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Dan Solo
A = The monkey will always press the red one.
Dan

Why do I get an electric shock pushing buttons in this test and the monkey doesn't?
new answer = it makes my knees hurt!

5 Dec 2004

Q - how comes you dont do the moon walk on your knees?
A - Yes i said two

5 Dec 2004

Quote by londonsnglmale
A - Yes i said two

Q = are you sure you want me to try and get these bananas up there, it seems very tight.
new answer = after 6pm on Tuesdays

5 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
new answer = after 6pm on Tuesdays

Q ...When does the GFZ Jacuzzi get cleaned ??
A .... four candles

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
A .... four candles

Q = what's the opposite of Knife Handles
A = 32 inch

5 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF

A .... four candles

Q = what's the opposite of Knife Handles

'm so glad someone got that joke ;) ;) smile

5 Dec 2004

Blast!! And I thought I was being so original ...... I've only just stopped rotflmao

at me own joke! confused

Anyway, I digress .....
Answer = 32 inch

5 Dec 2004

Q. What is the most common inside leg measurement?
A. mushroom

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
A. mushroom

Q = How would you describe the shape of THAT????? :shock:
New answer...... A man call Mohamed from the far east

5 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
:
A. A man called Mohamed from the far east

Q. Who is the new leader O master, we wish to hail him.
New answer: When I woke up soaking wet.

5 Dec 2004

How did you know you were dreaming of going to the toilet?
A. Actually it did kinda hurt!

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
Answer: ............I know a pissed horse when I see one.

Q = What did you think the first time you saw me?
New answer = only if I go on top!

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
New answer: ...nah she reminds me too much of Cilla Black.

Q = Did you date my mum?
New answer = side-saddle

5 Dec 2004

Where did you last see your father?
A. It smells a bit and itches like a bitch!

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
New answer: Swinging by one hand from the Runcorn Bridge!

Q = What position would you like to try next?
new answer = with one eye open

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
Answer: but I hate Nerys Hughes from the bottom of my heart!

q = can we try roleplay and I can be a liverbird
new answer = but it only hurts for the first few minutes

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
Answer: Goodnight

q = What did she say to make you think she wasn't in the mood?
new answer = for 3 hours non-stop

5 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
new answer = for 3 hours non-stop

Q. How long can a newbie whinge?
A. Zimbabwe!

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
A. Zimbabwe!

q = where should all the whingers be sent?
new answer = very hot, lots of sweat and wearing wellies

5 Dec 2004

What was that farm orgy like then?

5 Dec 2004

oops
A. Long, fat and thick!

5 Dec 2004

Q: Mr Clinton what sort of cigar do you want?
A: He just licked it off.

5 Dec 2004

What did the dog do when you dropped his dinner on the floor?
a. A unicorn, a dragon and three naked fairies!

5 Dec 2004

Q: Well who was at this magical , hot, cross dressing party then?
A: A pair of period knickers.

5 Dec 2004

Quote by westerross
A: A pair of period knickers.

Q = what is the biggest thing in your wardrobe?
new answer = with a spade

5 Dec 2004

Q- how do you dig yourself out of a hole?
A. Not if you are going to use it in that!

5 Dec 2004

Quote by Bassman69
A. Not if you are going to use it in that!

Q = Do you take sugar?
new answer = you need to wear protective head-gear