After mummy tucked you in, what was your favorite bedtime read.
Mine was fiesta, there readers wifes pages were unmissable.
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Orgasminator
Quote by PCRepairman
After mummy tucked you in, what was your favorite bedtime read.
Mine was fiesta, there readers wifes pages were unmissable.
For me it was Knave and Fiesta aswell as Asian Babes.
This isn't a my-mate-but-was-really-me story .. this actually happened.....
Years ago, (almost feel like saying Once Upon A Time there hehehe), a mate of mine got pissed up and went home to bed. He decided to have a five knuckle shuffle whilst reading his fave porn mag but promptly fell asleep half way through the dirty deed. His mag fell on top of his hand, which was, of course, holding his todger.
When he awoke the next morning there was no sign of the mag, which he thought odd coz he did remember doing it. He showered, dressed and with trepidation went down for breakfast. At the brekkie table was himself, his mum, his sis and his dad.............. he sat down and settled into his cornflakes when his dad piped up ...... 'Good night, son?! ....... he replied...... 'Yup, was excellent, dad!' .... dad retorted with ...... 'Thought so, btw, I put ya book away for ya!!!'
I'd fecking die of embarrassment if that was me!!! (WHICH IT AIN'T)
C'mon guys.. ever been caught wanking?? I haven't ...... Yet!!!
Years ago, (almost feel like saying Once Upon A Time there hehehe), a mate of mine got pissed up and went home to bed. He decided to have a five knuckle shuffle whilst reading his fave porn mag but promptly fell asleep half way through the dirty deed. His mag fell on top of his hand, which was, of course, holding his todger.
When he awoke the next morning there was no sign of the mag, which he thought odd coz he did remember doing it. He showered, dressed and with trepidation went down for breakfast. At the brekkie table was himself, his mum, his sis and his dad.............. he sat down and settled into his cornflakes when his dad piped up ...... 'Good night, son?! ....... he replied...... 'Yup, was excellent, dad!' .... dad retorted with ...... 'Thought so, btw, I put ya book away for ya!!!'
I'd fecking die of embarrassment if that was me!!! (WHICH IT AIN'T)
C'mon guys.. ever been caught wanking?? I haven't ...... Yet!!!
Not caught on my own 
Was in the middle of enjoying a rather splendid quicky while back from uni with a "friend", when low and behold, my mother tramples in without even a knock at the door!..
All 3 of us froze to the spot, until I, in total and sheer humilation, grabbed the duvet that had been cast aside, and rolled off the bed covering my self up, leaving my partner in crime, left on all fours looking back over her shoulder at my horrified mother!!.
after regaining the power of speech, my mother looked down at me and told me I had a phone call, to which I responded in a some what trembling voice, that I would call them back!...
Door was closed, and we legged it out of the house after getting dressed, to go to her's for the next week!.......
Funnily enough, didn't last, but my mother never brought it up,
ops: cheers mum xx
Was in the middle of enjoying a rather splendid quicky while back from uni with a "friend", when low and behold, my mother tramples in without even a knock at the door!..
All 3 of us froze to the spot, until I, in total and sheer humilation, grabbed the duvet that had been cast aside, and rolled off the bed covering my self up, leaving my partner in crime, left on all fours looking back over her shoulder at my horrified mother!!.
after regaining the power of speech, my mother looked down at me and told me I had a phone call, to which I responded in a some what trembling voice, that I would call them back!...
Door was closed, and we legged it out of the house after getting dressed, to go to her's for the next week!.......
Funnily enough, didn't last, but my mother never brought it up,
ops: cheers mum xx ohh i've got a story a bit like that
a couple of years ago i had a couple round at mine and we had gone up 2 my bedroom for a shag...as u do
:wink: anyway we was all on the bed naked next thing i heared the door open looking over i saw my sister stood in the door way just stood there looking at us :shock: looking over trying to think of what to say she just said and theres no need to look at me like that young lady and walked out
a couple of years ago i had a couple round at mine and we had gone up 2 my bedroom for a shag...as u do
:wink: anyway we was all on the bed naked next thing i heared the door open looking over i saw my sister stood in the door way just stood there looking at us :shock: looking over trying to think of what to say she just said and theres no need to look at me like that young lady and walked out 
Orgasminator
Me and baz were in a very interesting position one morning , when we heard footsteps leading to our bedroom door 
i was lay down legs in the air with baz on top when the door opened......we were froze to the spot hoping it was,nt our teenage son . The door opened and there stood our 6yr old who with a look of confusion said " whay are you doing" :shock: i just casually said" " nothing we,re just thinking " 
i did,nt know what else to say 
Getting back to the question about books i love reading murder mysteries
i was lay down legs in the air with baz on top when the door opened......we were froze to the spot hoping it was,nt our teenage son . The door opened and there stood our 6yr old who with a look of confusion said " whay are you doing" :shock: i just casually said" " nothing we,re just thinking " i did,nt know what else to say Getting back to the question about books i love reading murder mysteries
Orgasminator
Quote by naughtynymphos1
" whay are you doing" :shock: i just casually said" " nothing we,re just thinking "
:laughabove:
i'll have to remember that one
did he buy it?
He just looked as confused as we felt shocked
:lol: Never caught on my own either (as far as I know) but I will just have to share this one with you.
When at Uni many years ago, me and the then g/f decided to stay overnight in a hotel in Edinburgh. Next morning, doing what comes naturally when in a hotel double bed - legs in air and lots of thrusting etc - when the fire alarm goes off!
Girlfiend says maybe be should stop and see what was happening.
No, no says McC - it will only be the weekly test and anyway I cant stop!
Alarms stops so on we go.
Suddenly, there is a loud crash and a fully dressed fireman bursts through the door!
He tells us that the hotel really is on fire and we must get out - like NOW and he will wait and escort us out sfalely!!!
So, we end up outside on the pavement with all the other guests, half dressed, embarrassed until the situation was resolved. We were allowed back in a bit later and as the fire had been in the kitchen area only we were able to get our things and make our way back to Uni.
Phone home that night to see how my mother was. She then told me that she had been going to a meeting in Edinburgh that morning, had parked her car and was walking to the meeting when she met g/f mother going to the same meeting so they walked alnong together. "guess what" she says "you know that cheap hotel the XXXXX? well this morning there were fire engines all over the place and half dressed people outside - place must have gone on fire or something"!
I found out years later that they did NOT know we were there - but it was in my mind for some time that they might have!
McC
When at Uni many years ago, me and the then g/f decided to stay overnight in a hotel in Edinburgh. Next morning, doing what comes naturally when in a hotel double bed - legs in air and lots of thrusting etc - when the fire alarm goes off!
Girlfiend says maybe be should stop and see what was happening.
No, no says McC - it will only be the weekly test and anyway I cant stop!
Alarms stops so on we go.
Suddenly, there is a loud crash and a fully dressed fireman bursts through the door!
He tells us that the hotel really is on fire and we must get out - like NOW and he will wait and escort us out sfalely!!!
So, we end up outside on the pavement with all the other guests, half dressed, embarrassed until the situation was resolved. We were allowed back in a bit later and as the fire had been in the kitchen area only we were able to get our things and make our way back to Uni.
Phone home that night to see how my mother was. She then told me that she had been going to a meeting in Edinburgh that morning, had parked her car and was walking to the meeting when she met g/f mother going to the same meeting so they walked alnong together. "guess what" she says "you know that cheap hotel the XXXXX? well this morning there were fire engines all over the place and half dressed people outside - place must have gone on fire or something"!
I found out years later that they did NOT know we were there - but it was in my mind for some time that they might have!
McC
Sex God
When I was a kid my favourite night-time book was , All because the little bug sneezed!
Brilliant book.
I got bought it for a recent birthday cos it had been put back into print. I still love the book and will probably read it to my kids when I have some....... eventually.
I finished Harry Potter 6 a couple of weeks back and wasn't too impressed with it. Currently reading Northern Lights by Phillip Pullman and its a great book so far.
Brilliant book.
I got bought it for a recent birthday cos it had been put back into print. I still love the book and will probably read it to my kids when I have some....... eventually.I finished Harry Potter 6 a couple of weeks back and wasn't too impressed with it. Currently reading Northern Lights by Phillip Pullman and its a great book so far.
Sex God
Although I wouldn't call it a novel but I have been readin 15000 pages of short stories. Some of these stories are only a page long, while others are 5-6-7. You can only find reading material like this in our own cafe.
Not had a book in bed with me in years. Wish I would as I've lots of unread stuff, just don't have the time or energy at the moment.
Not had a book in bed with me in years. Wish I would as I've lots of unread stuff, just don't have the time or energy at the moment.
This isn't a my-mate-but-was-really-me story .. this actually happened.....
Years ago, (almost feel like saying Once Upon A Time there hehehe), a mate of mine got pissed up and went home to bed. He decided to have a five knuckle shuffle whilst reading his fave porn mag but promptly fell asleep half way through the dirty deed. His mag fell on top of his hand, which was, of course, holding his todger.
When he awoke the next morning there was no sign of the mag, which he thought odd coz he did remember doing it. He showered, dressed and with trepidation went down for breakfast. At the brekkie table was himself, his mum, his sis and his dad.............. he sat down and settled into his cornflakes when his dad piped up ...... 'Good night, son?! ....... he replied...... 'Yup, was excellent, dad!' .... dad retorted with ...... 'Thought so, btw, I put ya book away for ya!!!
17 years old caught with my then girl friend bent over the end of the bed hammering away when mum and dad came back un expectedly early from shopping ops:
I'd fecking die of embarrassment if that was me!!! (WHICH IT AIN'T)
Years ago, (almost feel like saying Once Upon A Time there hehehe), a mate of mine got pissed up and went home to bed. He decided to have a five knuckle shuffle whilst reading his fave porn mag but promptly fell asleep half way through the dirty deed. His mag fell on top of his hand, which was, of course, holding his todger.
When he awoke the next morning there was no sign of the mag, which he thought odd coz he did remember doing it. He showered, dressed and with trepidation went down for breakfast. At the brekkie table was himself, his mum, his sis and his dad.............. he sat down and settled into his cornflakes when his dad piped up ...... 'Good night, son?! ....... he replied...... 'Yup, was excellent, dad!' .... dad retorted with ...... 'Thought so, btw, I put ya book away for ya!!!
17 years old caught with my then girl friend bent over the end of the bed hammering away when mum and dad came back un expectedly early from shopping
ops: I'd fecking die of embarrassment if that was me!!! (WHICH IT AIN'T)
Sex God
My bed time reading is his eyes..............................
Sexpert
Quote by redstilletto
i dont read in bed
i have better things to be doing
If only....
Currently reading Michael Palin's Himalaya book (lots of piccies and I missed the tv series).
Not long since finished "Once More, With Feeling" which is a very funny true story about how two British journalists go to Amsterdam to make a porn movie with a plot. They just about succeed too...
Ant
Sex God
im reading
my one man crusade to spread my happiness to those less fortunates than I
by Mr H. Cats
not sure if it's a fantasy, comedy or tragedy it's just one of those books that you can pick up once you put it down
my one man crusade to spread my happiness to those less fortunates than I
by Mr H. Cats
not sure if it's a fantasy, comedy or tragedy
it's just one of those books that you can pick up once you put it down 
Master of Sex
im a bit late with this but im reading dan brown's davinci code
