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28 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Jags my hubby makes a lovely cuppa. Apparently he's got a lovely bum too and is very very sexy :twisted:

2 out of 3 verified wink

Let you make up yer mind which..
See, I'm doing it again - it's that Freckledbird - she's lead me astray :wink:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Jags my hubby makes a lovely cuppa. Apparently he's got a lovely bum too and is very very sexy :twisted:

Send him over then please! I'll test him out and give you a full report. Performance Review I think it's called hump

:P

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
OOoh Ice .. you'd make a great bitch!

Whose? Yours? ;)
Oooooohhhhhh .... trembles at the thought
C x

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Jags my hubby makes a lovely cuppa. Apparently he's got a lovely bum too and is very very sexy :twisted:

2 out of 3 verified wink

Let you make up yer mind which..
See, I'm doing it again - it's that Freckledbird - she's lead me astray :wink:
Bugger off it wasn't me, I 'people watched'. Good girl me.
PS, it's LED

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Jags my hubby makes a lovely cuppa. Apparently he's got a lovely bum too and is very very sexy :twisted:

Send him over then please! I'll test him out and give you a full report. Performance Review I think it's called hump

:P
Aren't you going to the banquet on Saturday? He is :twisted:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Funny how this one has induced volley upon volley of female vituperative. (with little male response so far).
One would infer that the female fraternity feels threatened from this behaviour!!
Flucking hell - who pinched me parapet. :scared:

Come on then, defend yourself. I'm not threatened... bored, fed up, miserable and THIRSTY!!
Seems that switching the kettle on is female rite only passed down from mother to daughter and bypassing the male gender almost entirely.
Madness.
So, any bloke that can make a decent cup of tea is in the queue for a shag.
:shock:
One lump or two?
I don't mind I can drink it with either.

28 Feb 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl

Well it only takes an IQ of 36 to SWITCH THE FLAMING KETTLE ON!!
:lol:

Shhh not too loud Jags or my teaboy will go on strike ....... :shock:
I might actually have to remove my arse off this sofa and make a drink for once :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x ............. with well trained hubby :mrgreen:
SNAP Calista!!
Hubby moans about me NOT making the tea too! :shock:
Ok for the ladies......
First you need a boner....
finest bone china that is.....
Teapot should be pre-warmed with FRESHLY boiled water.....
A good quality tea should be aquired... if you buy gnats piss it will taste like gnats piss, not matter howmuch of a miracle worker i am!!!
Teabags or loose leaf..... one per person, and the all important one for the pot!!!
Use the same water just used to warm said teapot, as you dont want boiling water as this will burn the tea.
Once water has been added, said teapot should be rotated 3 times to allow the tea to infuse the hot water....
Now get the cups, best china again, milk in before pouring tea from said teapot after 4-4.5 mins for those who like theire tea weak, 5-5.5 for those who like it (the tea!!!!) stronger.
There you go!!!
OK thats a shag off Jags next time we meet and i think i maybe able to get round MrsGenHerts too ;) :twisted:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
No, just a cup of builders tea with a biscuit or two to dunk! Why should I be the only one who can work the kettle, knows where the teabags are kept and have the secret touch to open the flaming fridge????
If men want to bring me to the brink of joy and extreme pleasure the least they can do is work out how to fill a kettle.

lol u have the tea and biccies but can I have the builders please?

28 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross
Funny how this one has induced volley upon volley of female vituperative. (with little male response so far).
One would infer that the female fraternity feels threatened from this behaviour!!
Flucking hell - who pinched me parapet. :scared:

Come on then, defend yourself. I'm not threatened... bored, fed up, miserable and THIRSTY!!
Seems that switching the kettle on is female rite only passed down from mother to daughter and bypassing the male gender almost entirely.
Madness.
So, any bloke that can make a decent cup of tea is in the queue for a shag.
:shock:
One lump or two?
I have two thanks :twisted:
or were you talking about sugar lol

I don't mind I can drink it with either.

28 Feb 2005

OK so it was edited twice coz eye carnt spel
confused

:? :shock: mad

28 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross
One lump or two?

Quote by freckledbird
I have two thanks :twisted:

You've got more than two - I've seen 'em Sugar.

28 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross

One lump or two?

Quote by freckledbird
I have two thanks :twisted:

You've got more than two - I've seen 'em Sugar.
confused

Was that you being nice or are you just informing everyone that I am very lumpy :shock:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Jags my hubby makes a lovely cuppa. Apparently he's got a lovely bum too and is very very sexy :twisted:

Send him over then please! I'll test him out and give you a full report. Performance Review I think it's called hump

:P
Aren't you going to the banquet on Saturday? He is :twisted:
Nope - had to pull out cos of family event in London :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Just makes me mad to think about it.
So... testing will have to wait (until he gets better at it??)
lol

:lol: :lol:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Jags my hubby makes a lovely cuppa. Apparently he's got a lovely bum too and is very very sexy :twisted:

Send him over then please! I'll test him out and give you a full report. Performance Review I think it's called hump

:P
Aren't you going to the banquet on Saturday? He is :twisted:
Nope - had to pull out cos of family event in London :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Just makes me mad to think about it.
So... testing will have to wait (until he gets better at it??)
lol

:lol: :lol:
I'll make sure he gets lots of practise wink

At tea making, of course :lol:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Jags my hubby makes a lovely cuppa. Apparently he's got a lovely bum too and is very very sexy :twisted:

Send him over then please! I'll test him out and give you a full report. Performance Review I think it's called hump

:P
Aren't you going to the banquet on Saturday? He is :twisted:
Nope - had to pull out cos of family event in London :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Just makes me mad to think about it.
So... testing will have to wait (until he gets better at it??)
lol

:lol: :lol:
I'll make sure he gets lots of practise wink

At tea making, of course :lol:
Can I come and do the scoring please? :small-print:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Jags my hubby makes a lovely cuppa. Apparently he's got a lovely bum too and is very very sexy :twisted:

Send him over then please! I'll test him out and give you a full report. Performance Review I think it's called hump

:P
Aren't you going to the banquet on Saturday? He is :twisted:
Nope - had to pull out cos of family event in London :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Just makes me mad to think about it.
So... testing will have to wait (until he gets better at it??)
lol

:lol: :lol:
I'll make sure he gets lots of practise wink

At tea making, of course :lol:
Can I come and do the scoring please? :small-print:
NO you bloody can't, I wouldn't have any chance of a decent cuppa then, you'd have me making tea rolleyes

28 Feb 2005

:P
Typical woman. A serious discussion and someone calls a tea party.

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
:P
Typical woman. A serious discussion and someone calls a tea party.

Oooh - did someone say tea!! Yes please - milk and 2 sugars. biggrin

Morbius, sweetie, any chance you can put that into cat talk becuase I have been trying to train my cats to bring me tea in the morning for years now - but so far all they have managed to do is train me to deposit food in their bowls before I can even get to the kettle! confused

28 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird

One lump or two?

Quote by freckledbird
I have two thanks :twisted:

You've got more than two - I've seen 'em Sugar.
confused

Was that you being nice or are you just informing everyone that I am very lumpy :shock:
Well, put it like this - they're all very nice and they're all in the right places.

28 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross

One lump or two?

Quote by freckledbird
I have two thanks :twisted:

You've got more than two - I've seen 'em Sugar.
confused

Was that you being nice or are you just informing everyone that I am very lumpy :shock:
Well, put it like this - they're all very nice and they're all in the right places.
Cor, nicest thing anyone's said to me all day lol

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
:P
Typical woman. A serious discussion and someone calls a tea party.

Oooh - did someone say tea!! Yes please - milk and 2 sugars. biggrin

Morbius, sweetie, any chance you can put that into cat talk becuase I have been trying to train my cats to bring me tea in the morning for years now - but so far all they have managed to do is train me to deposit food in their bowls before I can even get to the kettle! confused

Oh course i can 'sweetie' i'm fluent at talking (to) pussy (sorry i couldn't resist ;) )
The question is, what is it worth Rainbow????? I'll be waiting with baited breath ;) :twisted:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird

One lump or two?

Quote by freckledbird
I have two thanks :twisted:

You've got more than two - I've seen 'em Sugar.
confused

Was that you being nice or are you just informing everyone that I am very lumpy :shock:
Well, put it like this - they're all very nice and they're all in the right places.
Cor, nicest thing anyone's said to me all day lol

No it isn't!! And I have that on good authority!! rotflmao

28 Feb 2005

LOL it was still you who said the nice things wink

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
No, just a cup of builders tea with a biscuit or two to dunk! Why should I be the only one who can work the kettle, knows where the teabags are kept and have the secret touch to open the flaming fridge????
If men want to bring me to the brink of joy and extreme pleasure the least they can do is work out how to fill a kettle.

Hey jags i'm a builder & my teas famous on the building sites, do a great line in choccy biccies too. Where does the shag que start :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: hump

:happy: :happy:

1 Mar 2005

Sugar lumps are for absenthe.
Coffee is not instant.
Tea? FFS you bunch of lightweights.
Someone go get me a beer.

1 Mar 2005

See Vix understands

1 Mar 2005

Me

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Jags
A man who can write using English properly!
Oh, and a good pair of thighs.
And a soft mouth for lots of snogging.
And soft hands for lots of gently playing.
And a sense of humour.
And a brain that works in more than one direction.
And has tea-making skills and ain't afraid to use them.
:P

Bloody hell , thats me! ! ! biggrin

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Me

So you didn't read the whole thread then? confused

1 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Me

So you didn't read the whole thread then? confused

Thank you, I've just had a 'coffee and keyboards don't mix' moment. surprised