What Women Really Want!

1 Mar 2005

Smartarse! :P

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Me

So you didn't read the whole thread then? confused

Thank you, I've just had a 'coffee and keyboards don't mix' moment. surprised

ooops sorry redface

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Leedsbiguy
There are a higher percentage of men seeking women as opposed to women seeking men., including those women in couples. This disproportioality appears to give women an advantage in regards to choice. It creates creates the following l behaviour : in men, we are over zealousl in our advances for female affection and women are passively declining potential sexual partners who dispaly such advances. Women are less agressive when looking for sex than men and would prefer guys that they seem to get on withrather than a "Stud with a good 9 incher". The inbalance in women : male ratios therefore causes guys to eventually conform because their behaviour is controlled by what women want. However is this really what women want? I think we (Men) need to be ourselves and then all of us will all get what we really want - A GOOD FUCK!

Let me think now er, can I have three guesses? MONEY!
Well what then?
Tell you what : don't bother with the other two guesses !!!

1 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Me

So you didn't read the whole thread then? confused

Thank you, I've just had a 'coffee and keyboards don't mix' moment. surprised

ooops sorry redface

You know what I ment, I ment women want ME wink

1 Mar 2005

Hi guys and girls - didn't realise Ithis subject would prevoke such a large response. To those who are looking for a guy who can spell, make tea and give excellent cunnilingus then I'm your man! flipa

:flipa:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Leedsbiguy
Hi guys and girls - didn't realise Ithis subject would prevoke such a large response. To those who are looking for a guy who can spell, make tea and give excellent cunnilingus then I'm your man! :flipa:

Oops!

1 Mar 2005

Well done mate that was an L of a reply wink

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Me

So you didn't read the whole thread then? confused

Thank you, I've just had a 'coffee and keyboards don't mix' moment. surprised

ooops sorry redface

You know what I ment, I ment women want ME wink

Yeah I know what you meant, but you still haven't read the whole thread have you - it shows :?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Hi guys and girls - didn't realise Ithis subject would prevoke such a large response. To those who are looking for a guy who can spell, make tea and give excellent cunnilingus then I'm your man! :flipa:

Oops!
But can you do all 3 at the same time? wink

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Hi guys and girls - didn't realise Ithis subject would prevoke such a large response. To those who are looking for a guy who can spell, make tea and give excellent cunnilingus then I'm your man! :flipa:

Oops!
But can you do all 3 at the same time? wink

Don't be silly, he'd be a woman then lol

1 Mar 2005

what women want .................................you need to ask ??

1 Mar 2005

thats true RL . In my experience if you have to ask , youre in a world of trouble :-)

1 Mar 2005

Tea and sympathy.
The rest is optional, and usually expensive. :lol2:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Me

So you didn't read the whole thread then? confused

Thank you, I've just had a 'coffee and keyboards don't mix' moment. surprised

ooops sorry redface

You know what I ment, I ment women want ME wink

:laughabove:

OMG my sides
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No No Stop!
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1 Mar 2005

OMG I need oxygen from laughing so much .............

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I so need help ......
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anyone have a tissue, my eyes are streaming ....
C x

1 Mar 2005

Does anyone have a mop I could borrow - there has been an accident redface

2 Mar 2005

if anybody ever finds out let me know. cheers! cool

2 Mar 2005

Quote by Leedsbiguy
Hi guys and girls - didn't realise Ithis subject would prevoke such a large response. To those who are looking for a guy who can spell, make tea and give excellent cunnilingus then I'm your man! :flipa:

Hoisted by your own petard me thinks. And WTF mentioned cunnilingus???? :shock: :shock:
IQ bigger than waist???
:P

2 Mar 2005

Able to do all at once well - I can write "T" so can make" tea" and write at the same time!!
I'm sure given half the chance I could give good oral simultaneously too....
The reason I asked what do women really want is becasue I've been in a relationship with a guy for 4 years and I may be a bit rusty! Saying that for a so called Gay Man - I've had sex with more women than a most St8 guys of my age - that's enough of my personal life!!!
Dave x hump

:hump:
P.S. IQ 135 Waist 32"

2 Mar 2005

Quote by Leedsbiguy
Able to do all at once well - I can write "T" so can make" tea" and write at the same time!!
I'm sure given half the chance I could give good oral simultaneously too....
The reason I asked what do women really want is becasue I've been in a relationship with a guy for 4 years and I may be a bit rusty! Saying that for a so called Gay Man - I've had sex with more women than a most St8 guys of my age - that's enough of my personal life!!!
Dave x :hump:
P.S. IQ 135 Waist 32"

Dave
Isn't that a contradiction in terms mate? If you've had sex with that many women - surely you should know what they want confused

Speaking as another 'gay' man that's been in a relationship with another bloke for 5 years... biggrin

4 Mar 2005

Hi - no mate I don't think it is a contradiction. It's becuase I don't really understand women - I now how to pleasure them but don't really understand them emotionally - suppose that's why I'm in a male - male relatonship.
Dave cool