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What words really grate on you.....

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or make you cringe when you hear them.....or that you cant even bear to say yourself?
The idea for this thread comes courtesey of a little snippet of convo I was privvy to between 2 forum members....so thanks to them for the idea!!
They were discussing a sexy/sexual scenario, and one of them said
"OMG i dont believe you used the 'P' word :shock"
.....after much scrolling back and too looking at all the words that began with 'P' it was ascertained that the offending word was
'PANTIES' :shock
I must admit I hate that word myself....dont quite know what it is, but it conjours up massive frilly Bridget Jones type knickers for me
I also dont like
girdle
penis
trump
any words (and they dont have to be sexual) that just make you shudder when you hear them?
:lol2:
Gusset confused
Fingering *shudder*
and a friend of mine hates the word "moist" but that one doesn't bother me.
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Gusset confused
Fingering *shudder*
and a friend of mine hates the word "moist" but that one doesn't bother me.

So it'd be a slap if I told you I was thinking about you whilst fingering my moist gusset then?!
:giggle:
What?! dunno
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:lol2:
Gusset confused
Fingering *shudder*
and a friend of mine hates the word "moist" but that one doesn't bother me.

So it'd be a slap if I told you I was thinking about you whilst fingering my moist gusset then?!
:giggle:
What?! dunno
:shock: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
That's for saying something like that in public instead of PMing me to tell me exactly what you were thinking about :rascal: :giggle:
oooohhh god yes....gusset :scared: how could i forget that one :shock:
I hate the word fanny lol
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I hate the word fanny lol

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I hate the word fanny lol

fanny farts ..........yuk confused :? :? :? :?
steve x
Sorry, it's my age redface
I can't bring myself to use the word 'cunt' it's horrible!
I don't like using 'penis' either. It's so clinical
My most hated set of words:
"That was the 7 o'clock news. Now for those of you heading to work here is the weather".
:giggle:
I'm also not fond of 'tit'. It's a silly, hard little world for something that is soft, curvy and warm. It just doesn't work for me.
Why did I know what the first post would have in it before I opened the thread?! rolleyes
*exits* :arrow:
lol
i really hate the word wench (sorry) it jus grates on me
titties, its pathetic especially when trying to be sexy.
i hate the word spam, ewghh even typing it makes me cringe.
xx fem xxx
digestive ......... dont know why .... I just dont like it. loon
bolt
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digestive ......... dont know why .... I just dont like it. loon
bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Christ and I thought I was weird!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
:bolt:
ooohhh fem yes titties
in that vein i hate kiddies, and skiddies
cants stand the word phlegm....saying it and the way its spelt too!!
I don't like the word CORNS either. Makes me think of old peoples feet :scared:
I know I am strange :silly:
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I don't like the word CORNS either. Makes me think of old peoples feet :scared:
I know I am strange :silly:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ugh.... and then you call us "sexy little cornflakes" That's put a whole new meaning to it and yet again, I feel sick confused lol :lol:
I hate the following word...
Lush.
What does it mean & it's not cool.
I've been out with Ladies that have said that thus starting the break-up of our relationship.
I just hate that word meaning something is great... mad it's just rubbish.
Please don't say that around me at a Social or Munch.
Silly word.
British News Media using the word...
bellwether.
An example being if a City in an general election votes for a certian Political Party then they shall win the national election.
A indicator of victory OR defeat.
This term has been used in America for years decades even.
Since most recent American General Election of 2008... British New Media have been placing it within a U.K Political Context... mad
Stop now, it's not smart or clever... :x
It's fine for America but not here. What next pavements being called Sidewalks...
now that would really get me mad... :x
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cants stand the word phlegm....saying it and the way its spelt too!!

Not a fan of Achmed the Dead Terrorist then?
A ... C ..... Phlegm ....
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cants stand the word phlegm....saying it and the way its spelt too!!

Not a fan of Achmed the Dead Terrorist then?
A ... C ..... Phlegm ....
:giggle:
Achmed! worship
tits
(even worse) titties
The "c" word - can't even bring myself to type that
sperm
nipple
splotches - Carol Chell used to say it all the time on Playschool
When people start a sentence with "Yeah" for no reason - "How was your holiday?" "Yeah, it was great"
crisps
wasps
When people pronounce "tissues" as tiss-use instead of "tish-use"
And I'm sure there's more
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tits
(even worse) titties
The "c" word - can't even bring myself to type that
sperm
nipple
splotches - Carol Chell used to say it all the time on Playschool
When people start a sentence with "Yeah" for no reason - "How was your holiday?" "Yeah, it was great"
crisps
wasps
When people pronounce "tissues" as tiss-use instead of "tish-use"
And I'm sure there's more

Yeah, sperm covered wasps nipples on crisps innocent
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Yeah, sperm covered wasps nipples on crisps wink

Yuk.
With words like "wasps" and "crisps" , I object to how long it takes to say the word - it's like crispspspsps"
I'm quite sane usually lol
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Yeah, sperm covered wasps nipples on crisps wink

Yuk.
With words like "wasps" and "crisps" , I object to how long it takes to say the word - it's like crispspspsps"
I'm quite sane usually lol
Sixth always gets me. Where do I stop xth'ing?
And how do you pronounce lure? Is it looer, lyuer (as in "I am an officer of the lyuer" Peter Sellers as Inspector Cluseau) dunno
Whatever .... drives me up the wall sad
Obviously ....when people start sentences with it and proceed to say something thats is so totally not obvious in the first place dunno
Ooh - when (and I hope I'm not offending anyone here, you've already seen I'm certifiable from my list above) when anyone over the age of 20 calls their parents Mummy and Daddy
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Ooh - when (and I hope I'm not offending anyone here, you've already seen I'm certifiable from my list above) when anyone over the age of 20 calls their parents Mummy and Daddy

Bet you're off PoshKates xmas list now :haha:
(sorry Poshy kiss)
Give us a break everybody!!
That's the whole of my vocabulary used up now!!! :shock: :shock:
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